The Most Random System-Chapter 527 - 307: A Movie for Two, Three’s a Crowd_3

Chapter 527: Chapter 307: A Movie for Two, Three’s a Crowd_3

Lin Li explained.

Infrequent moderate drinking does indeed have some slight benefits for the body.

The feeling of being slightly tipsy is quite nice too.

As for getting drunk and nauseated, it undoubtedly harms the body and feels awful, so it’s unnecessary.

Before activating the system, Lin Li’s alcohol tolerance was below average. As for now, after such a significant change in his body, Lin Li isn’t sure about his tolerance; he hasn’t really explored it.

After tossing a bottle of strong RIO into his basket from the shelf, Lin Li turned around and asked:

"Class leader, would you like a bottle? You can drink this; it’s only 3%. Even drinking an entire bottle, you only intake ten milliliters of alcohol, so you surely won’t get drunk. It’s like a beverage with hardly any alcohol taste. If you don’t like it, I can drink the rest."

"Okay." Since Lin Li wanted to drink, Chen Yu Ying nodded.

"Peach flavor?" Lin Li asked, casually grabbing another flavor off the shelf.

"Sure."

"Give me, give me, give me a bottle too." Ding Sihan raised her hand beside him, requesting.

"Kids who’ve never drunk alcohol have to sit at Bufan’s table, no drinking allowed." Lin Li sneered upon hearing this and didn’t get the bottle, instead grabbing a row of AD calcium milk:

"Who knows if you’d be the type to get drunk after even a sip? What if you start acting crazy after a drink?

Oh, Xiaoding, listen to Dad’s advice: you better drink this Wahaha AD calcium milk. It’s more suited for your kind of United States baby constitution."

Honestly, Lin Li truly wanted to rant about some low-quality milk powder ads.

Something about New Zealand milk source, European Union certification, European farms, United States quality inspection — after stacking these buffs, they conclude it suits the United States baby constitution.

That’s suited for your nonsense.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"No! I want to drink alcohol!" Ding Sihan walked over to Lin Li, picked up a can of RIO, and tossed it into Lin Li’s basket.

Lin Li simply let her be.

He’d just watch Ding Sihan’s reaction after a sip and if she seemed dizzy, he’d stop her immediately.

Indeed, there are people who can get completely drunk on a bottle of RIO, but it’s pretty rare.

Ding Sihan probably won’t be like that.

"But Ding Sihan, you better pray you don’t get drunk, or my pants might not stay on." Lin Li threatened, patting his waistband, "I’m lousy at keeping my pants up, remember."

"Hmph, Ying Bao will protect me." Ding Sihan ran behind Chen Yu Ying, hugging her.

"Ha, protect? When your Ying Bao pushes my butt from behind later, you’ll behave." Lin Li sneered.

Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan: "?"

"..."

"..."

"Ahhhh! I can’t take it anymore!"

Hearing this, Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying were initially stunned speechless, then Ding Sihan roared, got behind Lin Li, and smacked him lightly but vehemently on the back with her basket.

"Lin Li!! You’re beyond help! What the hell is going on in your head!"

"What do you mean by what’s going on in my head? This is the truth." Lin Li dodged Ding Sihan’s attack disdainfully, looking expectantly at Chen Yu Ying:

"Class leader, come on, tell Ding Sihan loudly whether you will protect her or push my butt."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

Chen Yu Ying lowered her head and sighed deeply.

Though she sighed, it carried a hint of laughter.

However.

Even if I favor you, I wouldn’t push your butt. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

So Chen Yu Ying walked behind Ding Sihan, resting her chin on Ding Sihan’s shoulder, smiling, and replied to Lin Li: "Protect Si Han."

"Love you, baby. Mwah, Ying Bao is the best."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying were quite lovely together, Lin Li felt outnumbered.

Streamer, streamer, your happiness link said ’buy one get three,’ but you didn’t say it’s ’buy one to get me a sidepiece!’

Oh my, oh my.

Goddamn it, give me my money back!

"Hmm? Lin Li, anything else to say?" Looking at the heartbroken Lin Li, Huang Mao Ding Sihan continued teasing while getting close to Chen Yu Ying.

Pure Love Warrior Lin Li had his last stubbornness, assured Ying Bao had her reasons.

But it’s nothing more than holding evidence against her by Huang Mao."

She has me in her heart.

"Let me push your butt later, okay." Having figured this out, Lin Li spoke relievedly.

Let me join in, please.

Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan: "?"

"You creep!"

"Dirty rogue..." With her words stolen, Chen Yu Ying had to change hers.

"Hee-hee."

They could surely buy drinks at the park too, just a bit more expensive. Bringing too many would be heavy — still grabbed the AD calcium milk, then headed to the snack section.

"Lin Li, do you eat Rice Old Man?" Ding Sihan inquired.

"Anything." Lin Li replied indifferently.

"Alright," Ding Sihan nodded, then shouted to Chen Yu Ying: "Ying Bao, Lin Li is obsessed with old men! What should we do?"

Chen Yu Ying, Lin Li: "?"

Are you still holding Rice Old Man, huh?

"Wait a moment, Dingzi, let’s rewound time, ask again."

"Okay, Lin Li, do you eat Rice Old Man?" Ding Sihan nodded obligingly.

"I am not obsessed with old men. At this stage, I like vibrant, pretty girls aged sixteen or seventeen." Lin Li answered seriously.

"Didn’t mean you eating this Rice Old Man!!"

Lin Li precisely caught the Rice Old Man thrown at his head by Ding Sihan, shook his head, and tossed it into the basket.

Like her questions leading to answers, Ding Sihan was more of an all-around attack type.

[Barehand Blade Catch]’s biggest use is to show off at times like this.

"Attempting to ambush me? Train for a hundred more years; useless." Lin Li chuckled.

"Hee-hee."

They didn’t buy too many snacks, mainly chips and similar not-filling snacks, and the three moved to the supermarket’s deli section.

To satisfy hunger, naturally, hot food is best.

"Get half a roast chicken, half a roast duck, since Lin Li has a big appetite."

"I’m not Zhou Baowei, show some respect."

"Get a mixed platter of marinated snacks."

"The deli section actually has raw dishes, sashimi platter, Ying Bao, do you want some?"

"Sure."

"Then let’s get a box."

"What about me? Ask me! Ding Sihan! You’re damn favoring girls over guys!"

"So what."

"Underling girl!"

"So what."

"..."

The three of them ordered at the deli section for quite a while, then felt it was sufficient and asked the staff to help pack up.

"Where’s Lin Li? Why isn’t he here?"

Ding Sihan suddenly noticed Lin Li was missing, scanned around, but still couldn’t find him, so she asked puzzled.

Chen Yu Ying sighed and shook her head, pointing in the distance: "He’s over there."

Ding Sihan looked over, then fell silent.

Lin Li was at the rice display cabinet, happily shoveling rice with a large scoop, pouring it back down, holding a supermarket bag, posing as though genuinely planning to buy rice, but practically playing with it.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying walked over carrying things, asking.

"Playing with rice."

Lin Li said matter-of-factly.

A good kid doesn’t play with rice.

But Lin Li wasn’t a good kid, Genshin Impact, start!

"What’s so fun about this?"

"Isn’t it fun? The sound of shoveling rice, the feeling of grains flowing is like ASMR, super relaxing. Controlling the flow of rice gives a sense of control; also, the texture of rice is cool and smooth, so refreshing..."

Lin Li eagerly recommended, even wanting Ding Sihan to try.

But Ding Sihan didn’t even finish listening, pulling Chen Yu Ying away, shaking her head: "Let’s go, checkout, ignore this fool."

Chen Yu Ying turned back with a smile, giving Lin Li an eye signal to follow.

Lin Li sighed.

Ding Sihan’s voice was somewhat inexplicably sharpening (choking), dismissing the fun of playing with rice, damn it.

Lin Li had to put down his beloved little scoop and go to checkout.

Checked out, the three of them walked out of the supermarket.

Lin Li looked at the receipt in his hand, shaking his head in lament:

"Nowadays, money is becoming increasingly worthless.

Before, with two bucks, you could buy a pack of candies, two popsicles, a box of pens, a box of spicy sticks, and a pack of figs. Now, two hundred bucks only go this far."

"It’s alright, you’ve bought quite a lot, plus, when did you have these prices? Two bucks could buy so much?" Ding Sihan felt the prices were normal, shrugged, and spoke with surprise.

Lin Li: "It’s not about prices, just back then surveillance wasn’t widespread."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yu Ying: "?"