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The Most Random System-Chapter 526 - 307: A Movie for Two, Three’s a Crowd_2
Lin Li: "..."
Bu Hao, this guy got caught at a weak point.
"The car hasn’t even started yet, who said I wasn’t buckled up." Lin Li hurriedly grabbed the seatbelt in front of him and plugged it into his own buckle.
Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan: "?"
Their expressions were odd.
The driver, who was just about to start the car, fumbled around and then turned back, staring intently at Lin Li.
"Is there something you are looking for, driver?" Lin Li politely inquired.
"I’m looking for my three points, oh and two hundred bucks."
The driver stared at what was supposed to be his own seatbelt, which had been pulled and inserted at the back, and spoke seriously, one word at a time.
Lin Li: "(*╹▽╹*) Eh?"
"Hehe, sorry about that... here you go." 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞
Lin Li quickly unbuckled the seatbelt that wasn’t his.
The buckles look the same, can’t blame myself for getting it wrong.
It’s been too long since I buckled up in the back seat.
Honestly, in Lin Li’s memory, not once has he ever buckled up in the back of a car.
Many times when Lin Li gets a cab, he sits in the back because the front seat requires a seatbelt — it’s just a hassle.
As for the seatbelt reminder on the ride-hailing app.
Not listening, not listening, like a turtle reciting scriptures.
...
Lin Li is not a warm little sheep, nor a jinx, and there was no car accident.
Successfully and safely arrived at Jinshui.
"When I retire someday, I want to drive during morning, noon, and evening rush hours, driving super slow, wherever there’s traffic, I’ll be there, causing congestion."
Lin Li made his vow after getting off the car.
"That’s so wicked." Chen Yu Ying glanced at him with a smile.
"I support it, call me up when you do, you block the fast lane, I’ll block the slow lane." Ding Sihan nodded, filled with grievances too.
The reason both had such evil thoughts of revenge on society is because although there was no accident on the way, they got stuck in traffic for half an hour.
Could be because it’s the weekend and there are lots of people.
Couldn’t Thanos snap his fingers just for this.
Though the jam was slightly boring, Lin Li really wanted to thank the driver when they were on the go.
Maybe it was because the driver was also annoyed by the jam, so when driving, he was quite fast.
So every left or right turn became something to look forward to.
Girls’ bodies are indeed softer than boys’, and fall clothes weren’t too much or too little, just right in terms of softness and temperature.
Hate that seatbelt, if it wasn’t buckled, everything could be conveyed even more clearly.
Although Lin Li actually has great control over his own body, he must have gotten motion sick in the car and completely lost control, couldn’t stop himself from tipping to the right.
Damn, still too weak, no strength.
Driver, next time let’s collaborate! Cheese sandwich!
We haven’t arrived at the pet-friendly park yet, but a fresh food supermarket.
For the afternoon picnic, we need to buy some food and drinks, but bringing stuff from Xiling feels unnecessary, just buy them here instead.
However, for things like picnic mats, the three of them prepared those—they brought disposable chopsticks as well for this reason.
Walking into the supermarket, the three skipped the household section and headed straight for the snacks and drinks aisle to start picking out items.
"By the way, Class Rep, Xiaoding, have you two ever drunk alcohol?" Next to the drinks is a liquor shelf, and after glancing at it, Lin Li remembered what he saw last night and curiously asked.
"I haven’t." Ding Sihan shook her head in response.
"I’ve drunk once, and got drunk actually." Chen Yu Ying said something surprising.
"Hmm? Tell me more! Which... fellow!?" Hajili was somewhat triggered, bristled up entering a stegosaurus form, both vigilant and concerned, stepping in closer to inquire.
"Nothing really, it was my mom who got me drunk, she probably thought it was better to unblock than block; both she and my dad have a habit of drinking, if they completely forbade it, they feared I’d get curious due to a rebellious heart. So during this year’s New Year’s, she made me drink with her, ended up getting drunk.
The next day, she told me that my alcohol tolerance was quite poor, about fifty or sixty milliliters would impair my judgment, and I’d be drunk with just less than a hundred milliliters, and she told me to always keep these two numbers in mind if I ever wish to drink in the future.
She also said that when I turn eighteen, she’ll have another go with me so I have a scale in my mind."
Chen Yu Ying unhesitatingly recounts her experience of being drunk and then shakes her head:
"But I think alcohol doesn’t taste good, and the day after getting drunk is really miserable, so I’ve only drunk that one time till now.
I suspect my mom deliberately chose bad-tasting alcohol to make me feel bad, hmph."
"I think Auntie’s idea was exactly that." Ding Sihan nodded upon hearing this.
It was apparent that this was also the first time she heard Chen Yu Ying narrate this, and after all, the birthday gift she gave Lin Li had no mention of alcohol.
Must fix that when going back.
"I see." Upon realizing the situation, Lin Li felt assured.
Good thing I just called it a "fellow" and didn’t curse, phew—
Then Lin Li took out his phone, rapidly typing while deliberately muttering under his breath: "A hundred milliliters of alcohol, huh, got it, find a way to make sure you drink it all someday..."
Before he could finish his shady plot, Chen Yu Ying from behind gave him a light push, interrupting him.
"Lin Li, from today onwards, I won’t drink any beverage you hand me." Chen Yu Ying said smiling.
"Really?" Lin Li was skeptical.
"Do you want to drink later?" Chen Yu Ying didn’t answer but countered with a question.
"My drinking capacity is average, and not good at it — can’t take beer or spirits, only able to drink some cocktails mixed with soda, just one bottle, slightly tipsy, sitting in the park enjoying the breeze is still quite comfortable."







