The Most Random System-Chapter 528 - 308: Be Really Careful When a Dog Clings to You and Won’t Leave

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Chapter 528: Chapter 308: Be Really Careful When a Dog Clings to You and Won’t Leave

"I’m not lying, back then two yuan could really buy a lot of things, especially in autumn and winter. With two yuan, I felt like I was on a shopping spree, though in summer there’s less to buy as my stockroom was always full."

Lin Li shrugged, reminiscing with some regret:

"Sigh, there’s surveillance now, I can’t exactly livestream supermarket goods-stocking, can I? That would be beneath me."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yu Ying: "?"

So that’s how he got so much stuff with just two yuan?

What kind of stockroom is that!

"This isn’t about money being valuable or not, you’re simply being a thief, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan punched him twice.

"Lin Li, so your sticky fingers started from childhood, no wonder you always sneak around when gaming." Chen Yu Ying also punched him, but only once.

Lin Li’s trustworthiness score in offline gaming was indeed quite low.

"It’s not my fault, I heard that master thieves accumulate virtue, so I did it just to accumulate virtue."

Lin Li stepped forward and quietly patted the wooden fish head of Chen Yu Ying.

One virtue point added, a bit more fun than WeChat’s.

By the time Chen Yu Ying turned her head to glare at him, Lin Li was already pretending it wasn’t him who patted her and looked serious:

"Hey, if I wrote an autobiography about my childhood thievery, would it be considered original or pirated?"

"..."

"The original of a pirated one, I guess." After thinking, Ding Sihan tried to answer.

"I think it’s more like a confession?" Chen Yu Ying blinked. 𝒻𝘳ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝒷𝘯ℴ𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝑐ℴ𝑚

"Brilliant, then forget it, I won’t write it." Lin Li snapped his fingers.

The name doesn’t matter, what’s important is the topic was changed successfully, and I got a head pat for free, yay!

They hadn’t walked long with their things before reaching the entrance of the pet-friendly park.

The three of them queued to buy tickets into the park; there was a dispute at the ticket office:

"Why does my Golden Retriever’s ticket cost 58? A human ticket is only 18 bucks!" an indignant customer said.

"It’s because dogs can defecate anywhere." the ticket seller kindly explained.

"What if I also defecate anywhere?"

"Then your ticket would also be 58, would that satisfy you?"

"... Haha, 58 plus 18, that’s 76 bucks, it’s transferred, please check."

"Alright, please come in."

Lin Li and the other two listened to the divine conversation from the front and exchanged glances, all giving a thumbs up.

A great man can be flexible and adaptable.

"Hello, how many of you? Any pets? If so, you need to show proof of vaccinations, immunization certificates, and quarantine certifications, electronic copies are fine too." The ticket seller recited the routine work terms upon seeing them.

"There’s two of us, and this is our pet, Lin Li, be good and show the three certificates the lady just mentioned."

Ding Sihan was scanning the QR code while indicating to Lin Li behind her.

Lin Li Husky-pointed at people.

If longing is a disease, Lin Li felt that he was incurable.

— Bufan, suck suck suck, I miss you so much.

It’s just a niche thing, when the bottom-tier Bai Bufan disappears, Lin Li found himself as the persecuted target.

The persecution methods were those he himself had taught Ding Sihan, using his own magic against himself.

The warning bell rang.

"She’s a bit off in the head, sister you don’t have to mind her, three people, no pets, 54 bucks, transferred."

Lin Li stepped forward and pushed the shoulders of the two aside, stepping in between as a third party before scanning the code and telling the ticket seller.

The ticket seller nodded.

They took the tickets and passed through the gate, entering the park.

It’s really no wonder the park charges 18 yuan for entry—most parks normally don’t charge, but the environment here was excellent.

The green feathers wanted to flow, the shattered sunlight was like gold, and the wind wrapped a sense of coolness.

On either side of the path were well-maintained silk floss trees — a type of tree many have seen but don’t know the name of, with branches sparsely hung with clusters of pink flowers, while wet pink petals scattered on the slab path were swept to the drainage by the wind.

Inside the park, there was also an artificial lake, where the murmur of waves resonated, and the surface carried a thin mist reflecting unidentifiable flowers across the bushes on the shore.

Alongside the path, by the lake, or under the trees, large lawns were interspersed with seesaws, swings, and other facilities for both children and adults.

Many people and their pets were already sitting around on the lawns, with some throwing darts while auto-sprinklers occasionally beeped as they reminded nearby people and then sprayed arcs of mist.

You could even see a faint rainbow through them.

The park was indeed well-regulated, although it was a pet-friendly park, outside the designated leash-free area, it was still the owner’s duty to keep their pets in check, only in the leash-free zone could pets play freely.

Other visitors entering the leash-free area implicitly accepted the ’risk’ of being approached by cats and dogs.

"The way they throw darts is so stylish."

Lin Li watched the group on the grass, likely the dart club having a team-building outing at the park, tossing the darts stylishly and with great precision, observing them as he walked.

"What’s so great about darts, go see the cats and dogs!"

The three, who came as if visiting a cat cafe or dog cafe, headed into the leash-free area.

In the zone now, many diverse dogs were joyfully playing chase, and a few energetic cats climbed up and down the rockery.

Their owners either watched on from the side or sat on the grass or benches not far away.

Perhaps Lin Li’s beast affinity buff was in play again, or maybe these pets were very sensitive to ’new’ friends, but just as they entered the area and closed the gate behind them, two dogs ran over.