The Most Random System-Chapter 509 - 302: Love Letter, but Not Completely Love, Nor Completely a Letter_2

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Chapter 509: Chapter 302: Love Letter, but Not Completely Love, Nor Completely a Letter_2

"My exam room is in Class Three, on the first floor. I’ll just head over there later, it’s comfortable here," Bai Bufan said while chewing and pointing to the first floor.

"What are you eating?"

"Xuanmai, it keeps me memorizing non-stop, do you want some?" Bai Bufan pulled a box out from his pocket.

"Sure." Lin Li took it, pulled out two pieces.

Then he handed those two pieces back to Bai Bufan and put the rest into his own pocket.

"Thanks, just ask if you want more in the future."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Is this something a human would do?

"Lin Li, you jerk! Don’t thank me! Give it back!"

"Get lost, get lost. I need to keep studying. After conquering ten cities, what was next..." After reclaiming his gum, Bai Bufan waved as if shooing a fly, flipping through his language textbook.

"Do you really need to check the book for this? Then a peaceful night. Looking around at the four corners, yet the Qin army is already here. But then the land of the vassal states is limited, while the greed of violent Qin knows no bounds..."

Lin Li recited fluently and smoothly, chuckling, "You haven’t memorized something this simple? Useless, I’ve memorized it backward and forward."

"Then recite it backward for me, no bullshit ’Six Nations Analysis.’" Bai Bufan sneered upon hearing those words.

However, Lin Li smiled slightly: "And these six countries below, thus resulting in the demise of these six countries, instead of yielding, the heavens bequeath..."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Listening to this unintelligible gibberish, Bai Bufan suddenly looked at the textbook, finding that Lin Li was genuinely reciting backward from the last segment of "The Six Nations Analysis"!

Really? Man, you’re serious?

Are you for real?

"Do you want me to keep going?" After reciting a segment, Lin Li smiled and asked.

"...No, no need."

"Now do you have any objections when I call you useless, Bufan?"

"No objections, Brother Lin Li, your criticism is spot on, I’m useless~" Bai Weixiang gave Lin Li a thumbs-up.

"Losing to me, there’s no need to feel inferior. The gap between people is already significant, not to mention between humans and dogs," Lin Li said, pleased, patting Bai Bufan’s head, consoling him.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"You weren’t just memorizing backward for this moment to show off, were you? Damn, how did I fall into your trap!" Bai Bufan, after several attempts to say something, finally gave in with a bitter and regretful tone.

Lin Li wasn’t that petty—after all, he couldn’t predict Bai Bufan’s question.

Of course, if Lin Li could foresee Bai Bufan asking such a question, he would have memorized backward just to show off, even without the system or [Enhanced Memory].

Now with [Enhanced Memory], reciting from memory is like an open-book test; it’s all the same in reverse.

"This year, the wild geese probably won’t migrate south." So, Lin Li just looked up at the sky and said somewhat deeply.

"Huh? Why?" Bai Bufan also looked up at the sky, but there were no wild geese.

"Because they never migrated south in the first place."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Bufan, a candle that normally burns for half an hour only burns for three minutes in your hands, do you know why?" Lin Li smiled as he looked down at Bai Bufan and asked.

"Shut up." So it’s the humiliation segment now, Bai Bufan covered his ears.

"Because you’re so anxious."

"Damn!!"

Bai Bufan collapsed, holding his head, and cast a curse full of resentment at Lin Li:

"Lin Li, if you keep showing off, you’ll get your comeuppance sooner or later.

Remember, Musk’s son was kicked out by Ma Sheng for showing off, not even acknowledging her as a daughter anymore."

Lin Li: "?"

What kind of showing off is that?

But Lin Li quickly made an astonishing discovery, his expression becoming scientific:

"However, if you ask me, the Ma family upholds a tradition. Isn’t Old Ma focused on researching rocket recovery technology all along?"

"I think his son is just passing on his father’s work, carrying on Old Ma’s legacy, so he dismantled his own big rocket and transformed it into a rocket recovery platform, allowing her to recover big rockets every day from now on.

This is another way of looking at ’father and daughter united, their strength can sever gold,’ isn’t it?"

Bai Bufan: "!"

"That’s true! Wow, Little Ma is truly insightful! I admire, I admire!" Bai Bufan approved.

"Their so-called estrangement is just an act for the public, and, unsurprisingly, Little Ma is actually a nighttime rocket engineer."

"Yes, I also think she spends every night recov..." Bai Bufan initially had a smirk on his face, but snapped back the next second:

"Lin Li, I’m studying, you recite it backward like it’s nothing, but don’t torture me! Get lost!"

See, there it is—impatience again.

Lin Li shook his head disdainfully and then continued toward the teaching building.

On the second floor, Lin Li first passed by Class Five, glanced at the seating chart posted at the door, and saw he was number 8, in the first row of the second group.

Then he walked straight to the door of his own classroom, slapped the desk in the hallway, and questioned, "Who allowed you to sit in my seat?"

Whenever Lin Li enters his stealth mode, it’s hard to make any noise, so even though the slapping sound wasn’t loud, the unprepared Chen Yu Ying was startled.

The culprit’s voice was too familiar, she didn’t even need to look up, and she was a bit annoyed, put aside her own textbook, picked up Lin Li’s textbook, rolled it into a tube, looked up, gently tapped Lin Li.

Lin Li was knocked out cold, collapsing to the ground.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Playing the victim!

Chen Yu Ying lightly kicked him: "Lin Li, no sleeping here."

Seeing Lin Li still didn’t get up, Chen Yu Ying got up, found a leaf that had floated into the corridor during the fall, placed it on Lin Li’s belly as a blanket, and then ignored him, continuing to work on her own gap-filling summary.

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