The Most Random System-Chapter 508 - 302: Love Letter, but Not Completely Love, Nor Completely a Letter

Chapter 508: Chapter 302: Love Letter, but Not Completely Love, Nor Completely a Letter

Back to the bathroom.

The "Three Years of Formation, Five Years of Simulation (Shanqing Publishing House)" in his hand dispersed into spiritual qi the moment it was brought back, as expected, because it lost Shanqing Daoist’s support.

Lin Li didn’t waste it and absorbed all the sparse spiritual qi.

At the same time, he paused the time on the backup phone, showing that two and a half minutes had already passed.

After calculating, the time ratio was indeed reduced again, this week becoming 1:150.

Lin Li stretched lazily, this week there’s still a cheap opportunity for going to the Cultivation Realm that only costs 20 system currency, but it’s not necessary to use it right now. Consider it over the weekend.

Extend the interval to accumulate questions over the next few days, then bombard Shanqing Daoist with questions next meeting.

But for now, it’s time to do the final check for tomorrow’s exam.

"Knock knock knock."

Lin Li had just returned to his room when he heard the knocking on the door.

"Sorry, sorry, the delivery was mixed up earlier, you ordered Tasting, and I mixed up one of the Wallace orders delivered at the same time. This is your delivery."

Opening the door, the delivery man he met ’minutes ago’ stood at the door, apologizing.

After more than six hours, Lin Li almost forgot about this matter, shrugged when he heard it: "Sorry, I’ve already finished eating."

Delivery man: "O.o?"

Bro, are you a glutton?

In just a few minutes, you finished all that?

"Well..." the delivery man was at a loss for words.

"It’s okay, ask the other customer if they’d like to swap for Tasting. I ordered quite a bit, and it’s certainly more expensive than his meal. If he doesn’t mind, give him mine.

If he cares, explain the situation to him and discuss a resolution on compensation; I’ll cover the cost," Lin Li said.

Even though it was primarily the delivery man’s mistake, Lin Li was feeling generous due to a fruitful day and could cover for this mistake.

"Then... I’ll call and ask."

The delivery man was stunned for a moment upon hearing this but nodded seeing Lin Li’s determination, then took out his phone and went downstairs to the stairwell where talking soon ensued.

Not long after, the delivery man returned to Lin Li’s doorstep, apologizing: "Sorry sir, the customer said they only accept Wallace..."

Lin Li raised an eyebrow at this, nodded: "Seems like they are a brand loyalist, fair enough."

"Not really, the customer said they are constipated and buy Wallace to relieve it, saying Tasting won’t have any effect, so they don’t want it."

The delivery man shook his head with a complex expression.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Looks more like a brand black sheep.

"Relief should be done with bananas, right? That’s more effective," Lin Li laughed, shaking his head. "Going down strange paths, if unlucky enough to encounter a non-effective Wallace, wouldn’t that be disastrous."

"Perhaps they feel they would need to eat a lot of bananas for effect, while Wallace is quicker, plus bananas bought at a supermarket late at night can be quite pricy," the delivery man replied laughingly.

"Huh? Are bananas meant to be eaten to relieve constipation?" Lin Li was taken aback.

Delivery man: "(;☉_☉)?"

Are you kidding?

The delivery man was also stunned.

How did you use bananas for relief before? Did you use it literally?

Seeing the delivery man’s complex expression, Lin Li was satisfied, then reached out his hand: "In that case, give me my Tasting, and handle the usual compensation for the other order, I’ll cover that cost."

"Thank you, thank you."

Lin Li: "Bro, give me your phone, I’ll instantly make you 200,000."

Delivery man: "?"

"Just kidding, I just tipped you a hundred bucks, check to see if it’s enough to cover the order, keep the rest for yourself or let me know if it’s not enough," Lin Li laughed seeing the delivery man’s troubled face.

As a former member of the security gate, Lin Li knew the platform did not deduct from tips.

"More than enough, thank you so much!" The delivery man checked his phone, immediately bowed repeatedly to show gratitude.

Closing the door, taking his delivery, after six-and-a-half hours in the Cultivation Realm, he was indeed a bit hungry, so Lin Li ate his late-night snack while reviewing.

...

Wednesday, the day midterms officially began.

Lin Li rode his bike to school.

Shanqing Daoist’s guidance was very effective, the morning’s Body Refining Eighth Rank Technique practice felt entirely different.

Perhaps, with one or two full practice sessions, he could complete the task.

School.

"Today we ceded five cities, tomorrow ten cities, the next day twenty cities, the day after that forty cities, and the day after that..."

On his way to the classroom building, Bai Bufan was seen on the side of a flower bed reciting "On the Six Kingdoms," mumbling incoherently.

"Are you hell-bent on slicing away city after city out of boredom? An arithmetic progression is one thing, but you even do geometric progression? What country’s cities can be sliced away like this?"

Lin Li went up and pinched Bai Bufan’s butt, still felt as bad as ever, wiped his hand in disdain, while retorting.

"Great Qing, of course, a foreign invader comes and we concede, never-ending, an endless cession. Cai Xukun and Yu Wenbo show up and can only be younger brothers, not slice-slicers." Bai Bufan deftly repositioned himself to avoid the pervert hand, promptly replied.

"Your mom." Lin Li found it hard to maintain composure.

Today’s new merit was damaged again.

"Yes, my mom, but also your mom." Bai Bufan nodded seriously, clenched his fists in front of him and cheered: "Lin Li, never forget the national humiliation, always remain vigilant."

Lin Li: "..."

Are you waxing poetic about your dam values here?

"Why are you staying here?" Lin Li inquired.