Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 362 - 357 Meeting_1

Qin Shou and Yishui stared at each other for a long time until Qin Shou realized that this girl’s thought processes were quite different from his... So, he looked at Yishan and asked, "Brother, do you think so too?"

Yishan affectionately patted Yishui’s head and said, "As long as she likes it."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s head spun, thinking to himself: They really are siblings...

Qin Shou cleared his throat and inquired, "That is, do you all have a backer?"

Yishan and Yishui shook their heads.

Qin Shou continued, "Are you Great Golden Immortals?"

Yishan and Yishui kept shaking their heads.

Qin Shou asked again, "Aren’t you afraid of dying?"

Yishui immediately said, "I am ’sah-so’, cold-blooded and ruthless ’sah-so’, not afraid of death!"

Yishan, on the other hand, genuinely nodded, "Scared."

Qin Shou hurriedly said, "Scared, and you still act recklessly? You can’t keep this with you, give it to me!"

It wasn’t that Qin Shou wasn’t afraid of death, but he considered himself to have the Heavenly Court as his strong backing. Not even Saints would kill him, and with this ironclad support, he wasn’t concerned about any trivial assassinations or such. Moreover, he enjoyed collecting karmic ties, just waiting for the right Cultivation Technique to be complete, and then he planned to ascend all the way up in one go.

Besides, he thought this pair of siblings was quite nice, and it would be a pity if they just died like that.

Qin Shou reached out to grab it, but Yishui quickly leaped back to dodge, exclaiming, "What are you doing? Robbery? Let me tell you, this is mine, and I’m not giving it to you! If you want one, go get it early yourself!"

Qin Shou’s face went dark with frustration, realizing that it was impossible to reason with Yishui, so he turned to look at Yishan.

Yishan smiled gently and said, "Forget it, if my sister likes it, let her keep it."

Yishui smirked triumphantly, "That’s why my brother is the best."

Qin Shou felt a wave of weariness upon hearing this. He didn’t know whether these siblings were too carefree or just foolish. Was this thing really something you could keep just because you liked it? It was a disaster waiting to happen!

Seeing the crazy look on Qin Shou’s face, Yishui suddenly tugged at the collar of her shirt as if she was about to take it off!

Qin Shou caught sight of this and hurriedly shouted, "Don’t... don’t don’t don’t, it’s too much for the main road... don’t stop..."

But then they saw Yishui pulled off her assassin’s garb to reveal another layer underneath—not that this was the point. The real focus was that the inside was plastered with all sorts of wanted notices and hit contracts...

Seeing this, Qin Shou was utterly speechless.

Yishui boasted, "Look, I picked these up from all over the place, from the wanted boards by the entrances. Isn’t it cool to change one and stick it on?"

Qin Shou looked up at the sky and chuckled dryly, "Awesome!"

"Rabbit! Rabbit!" Just then, a familiar voice rang out. Qin Shou turned his head to see a big black dog barreling towards him, kicking up a trail of dust, and screeched to a stop, tails wagging next to Qin Shou.

Yishui asked curiously, "Is that your dog? Is it New Year already?"

Dog Xiaotian’s face turned even darker as he yelled, "Little girl, who are you calling?! Watch your mouth!"

Knowing Yishui was naive, Qin Shou quickly pulled at Dog Xiaotian’s tail and said, "Come on, stop yelling. Why shout at a kid? Didn’t you say you’d wait for me at the entrance? I came, but didn’t see you there, did I?"

Dog Xiaotian grunted, "I was at the south gate. Which gate did you come in from?"

Qin Shou pointed eastward.

Dog Xiaotian justified himself with confidence, "Ah well, got mixed up."

At that moment, someone shouted not far away, "Catch that dog, he ate without paying!"

On hearing that, Qin Shou’s face immediately darkened, and with a slap, he scolded, "Weren’t you waiting for me at the south gate?"

Dog Xiaotian, thick-skinned, didn’t blush at all. Instead, he argued confidently, "I waited for you at the south gate for two days, and you didn’t show up. Can’t I grab a bite? Come on, they’re here to collect the money, hurry up and pay."

Qin Shou, exasperated, shouted, "You didn’t wait for me, go out to eat, and now I have to pay?"

Dog Xiaotian shamelessly said, "Stop shouting. Just consider it a debt I owe you; I’ll give you an IOU later."

Faced with such a friend, what could Qin Shou say? He had no choice but to toss a Red Spirit Crystal to the owner and shoo him away.

Qin Shou had thought that would be the end of it, but then came the sound of horse hooves, and soon a detachment of soldiers rushed over, quickly surrounding Qin Shou, Dog Xiaotian, Yishan, and Yishui.

Yishui said seriously, "Brother, this isn’t good. Our ’sah-so’ identities have been exposed. What do we do? It truly is vigilant in Yu-Yu’s territory."

Qin Shou instinctively touched his forehead, thinking to himself, "Sis, you’ve been announcing you’re an assassin all along the way. If the Yu Family didn’t know by now, what, are they idiots?"

Yishan patted her head and said, "Don’t worry, they’re not here for us."

Qin Shou was stunned. They weren’t there for them? Then who were they here for?

"Who are they after?" Yishui asked.

Yishan glanced at the rabbit.

Dog Xiaotian also turned his head to look at the rabbit and said, "Damn... All I did was eat without paying, and you brought the city defense force on us, Rabbit. When it comes to causing trouble, I’m no match for you! Respect!"

Qin Shou said with a bow, "You’re too kind."

At the same time, Qin Shou was confused. Why would the city defense force surround him? He hadn’t done anything!

Just then, a military officer emerged from the city defense force and stepped forward, saying, "I am the commander of the city defense force, Xu Wu! Rabbit, someone just reported to the authorities that you were smashing stalls. Do you admit your guilt?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately started to jump with rage and cursed, "Damn you, you old swindler, you even went to report to the authorities? Don’t let me run into you again, or I’ll kill you!"

Xu Wu said, "Rabbit, I’m asking you a question!"

Qin Shou straightaway took out the Daynight Wandering God Token and threw it over, saying, "What’s there to ask? I, at any rate, am also a Heavenly God! My title even has ’Jade Rabbit’ in it! If anyone’s to ask, it’s not your place, some lowly city defense commander. It would be more appropriate to call out your city lord."

Xu Wu, without thinking, caught the token and was genuinely startled. He quickly dismounted and with respect, said, "This humble officer, Xu Wu, pays his respects to the Superior God."

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Enough, no more nonsense. Who reported me just now? Was it an old Taoist wearing a Daoist robe, with a full beard? Let me tell you, the next time you see him, beat him to death! That guy is a swindler! I exposed him and still, he went to file a complaint, damn it all!"

Xu Wu responded with a wry smile, "Superior God, the ones who reported to the authorities were the local residents, not that old... um... swindler."

Qin Shou paused, looked around, and sure enough, many residents were peeking at him sneakily. Seeing Qin Shou looking in their direction, they promptly shrank back...

Qin Shou grinned and teasingly asked, "Do all the residents have such a strong sense of justice? What gives? Are you part of the Chaoyang community watch or something?"

Xu Wu looked up along with him, asking in surprise, "Superior God, do you also know this is Chaoyang District?"

This time, it was Qin Shou who was dumbfounded...

Realizing it was a misunderstanding, Qin Shou didn’t hold it against the commoners. After sending Xu Wu on his way, he turned around and kicked Dog Xiaotian, scolding, "You damn dog, every time you see me, you make me lose money. Keep your distance from me in the future."

Dog Xiaotian, utterly unconcerned, said, "Look at you being petty over a single Red Spirit Crystal. Can it compare to the Chonghua Sutra?"

Thinking about it, Qin Shou agreed and let the matter drop.

Yishan, standing off to the side, his eyes noticeably brightened at the mention of the "Chonghua Sutra," but he immediately concealed his excitement, gently grasping Yishui’s hand without saying a word.

At that moment, Qin Shou turned back and said, "Brother Yishan, Sister Yishui, meeting is fate. Come on, I’ll treat you. Today we won’t return until we’re drunk!"

Yishui instinctively looked at Yishan, who nodded and said, "Then we shall impose upon you."

With an authoritative wave of his hand, Qin Shou declared, "No need for politeness! Damn dog, lead the way!"

Dog Xiaotian retorted angrily, "Why should I lead the way? I’m not your footman!"

Qin Shou said, "You got here first, you’re familiar with this place, don’t tell me you don’t know which restaurant is good or bad!"

Yishui chimed in, "He’s so poor that he had to ask you to pay for even a single Red Spirit Crystal, how can he afford to eat..."

Qin Shou laughed and said, "That’s where you’re wrong. He may not eat, but can’t he smell? A dog’s nose is sharp."

Dog Xiaotian then held his head high and huffed, "I may not be able to afford it, but I’m very clear on which restaurant’s good and which is bad! Follow me, you can’t go wrong. Just go straight ahead and then turn right at the intersection!"

That said, Dog Xiaotian raced ahead to lead the way.

Qin Shou walked in the middle alongside Yishui, with Yishan bringing up the rear.

Along the way, Qin Shou only asked Yishui one thing, "Yishui, what’s your name?"

Yishui, with a naïve expression, replied, "Yishui."

"What’s your name?"

"Yishui, yeah!"

"You’re called Yishui or Yishui?"

"Yishui! Why can’t you, a rabbit, understand human speech?"

"Oh... Yishui, huh."

"No, it’s Yishui!"

Yishan, trailing behind them, had a forehead full of black lines... He figured that if it weren’t for considering that this damn rabbit was treating them, for teasing his sister like this, he would have smacked him already and stewed him for hotpot.

As expected, Dog Xiaotian found a particularly unique restaurant. Standing at the entrance, he announced with flying spittle, "Let me tell you, the food at this restaurant is so fragrant it can be smelled for miles! It’s always bursting with customers! Only I could find a place like this, regular folks wouldn’t stand a chance! Stop staring, let’s go in and start eating!"

Looking up at the restaurant’s signboard, Yishui read, "Centennial traditional establishment, Xu’s Braised Rabbit Heads."

After reading that, Yishui looked at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou’s face went dark, he finally understood that the last time he took Dog Xiaotian to Sixi Dog Meat Restaurant, this guy was taking revenge!

Meanwhile, Dog Xiaotian had already entered, and the shopkeeper came out smiling, but his expression soured upon seeing Qin Shou, and he said very seriously, "Dear patrons, our establishment is a centennial traditional one, all our dishes are absolutely select..."

Dog Xiaotian interrupted angrily, "Speak human language!"

The shopkeeper smiled apologetically and said, "At our establishment, we do not allow patrons to bring their own ingredients..."

After saying that, the shopkeeper looked at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou slanted his mouth, smiling faintly...

The scene shifted, Dog Xiaotian and Yishui, one on each side, were dragging a furious rabbit as they shouted, "Rabbit! Calm down... calm down!"

Meanwhile, Qin Shou was yelling, "Get out of my way, I’m going to trash this place! Damn it all, I’ll bring an end to their millennium of business!"

Eventually, Qin Shou was still dragged away...