Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 363 - 358: The Quality of the Wine!_1

Eventually, a few people still ended up at a tavern called Flavor House, where they ordered a table full of dishes. Dog Xiaotian whispered to Qin Shou, "I haven’t eaten properly for several days, so I’m going to let loose this time, don’t stop me. Also, eating like that won’t embarrass you, right?"

Qin Shou didn’t mind at all; the damn dog never cared much about dining etiquette, so he nodded and said, "I don’t mind, but what about our two guests?"

Dog Xiaotian didn’t care about face at all, and directly repeated these words to Yishan and Yishui.

Yishui responded with a carefree tone, "We’re all people of jianghu, just be comfortable and eat to your heart’s content! Let loose and don’t be shy!"

Dog Xiaotian was overjoyed!

Soon, the waiter brought in dish after dish...

Dog Xiaotian set his sights on the roasted suckling pig, about to dig in, when he saw a small hand reach over, pull on the pig leg, and drag it back!

The whole pig was snatched away!

Dog Xiaotian looked up and saw Yishui hugging the pig and stuffing it right into her small mouth under the hat.

It had been said before that the black veil hung down from the hat just to the position of the small mouth, so everyone could see it quite clearly.

Then Qin Shou and Dog Xiaotian’s eyes nearly popped out of their heads!

They saw Yishui’s small mouth open wider and wider... and even wider.

In the end, she took a bite, and a third of the arm-length roasted suckling pig was gone in one go!

This girl, cheeks puffed out and mouth dripping with oil, wiped her mouth with her sleeve arrogantly and then took another bite!

Just like that, in three bites, the roasted suckling pig was no more!

Qin Shou swallowed and couldn’t understand how Yishui, who was only a little bigger than the roasted pig and had such a small mouth like that of a cherry, could open it so wide it resembled a gaping maw!

Qin Shou asked without being able to help himself, "Yishui, are you a Toad Spirit?"

Yishui gave Qin Shou a disdainful glance and said, "I am a professional ’sasso’! As a top-level ’sasso’, eating slowly is such a waste of time, so we need to be fast! Fast! Fast! That’s why we came up with this magic where we finish a pig in three bites! Want to learn?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou found himself at a loss for words and subconsciously glanced at Dog Xiaotian sitting by the window inside.

Dog Xiaotian quickly waved his hand and said, "Rabbit, come sit inside, the view out here is really nice."

Then the damn dog climbed over Qin Shou’s head, and Qin Shou even caught sight of a testicle swinging through the air... In that moment, Qin Shou truly wanted to grab it with chopsticks and throw it into the pot to stew.

Once Dog Xiaotian squeezed outside and settled down, he chuckled at Yishui and boasted, "Three bites for one pig, just wait and see, I will show you my magic: one bite, one pig!"

Right after that, the waiter brought in more dishes. A ten-pound Henggong Fish had just been placed on the table when a small hand and a pitch-black dog’s paw shot out simultaneously and with a tug... snap!

The fish was split in two!

Then, the girl and Dog Xiaotian locked eyes with each other, a fierce gleam in their gaze!

Finally, each took a bite, and the ten-pound fish was devoured completely by the two, not even a bone was spat out!

After that, the two of them seemed to be either spiteful or competing, completely forgetting that inside were two poor kids with growling bellies. They ate as much as was served, so fast that even the waiter was bewildered...

Watching the two who had thrown their images to the wind, Qin Shou looked up at Yishan and asked, "Brother Yishan, was it always like this with Yishui on your journey?"

Yishan nodded.

Qin Shou said, "To have traveled hungry and still grow so tall, that must have been tough on you."

Yishan: "..."

Before the words were finished, Yishui grabbed a wine pot, sniffed it, and her eyes suddenly lit up!

Seeing this, Qin Shou instantly had a bad feeling!

Having been in the Immortal Realm for so long, if there was anything that left a deep impression on him, it was unquestionably the drinking habits of the people in this world!

One who becomes violent after drinking!

One who clings to you crying after drinking!

He really feared encountering another troublemaker...

But then, he saw Yishui lean over, lick it, smack her lips, and with a smile, say to everyone, "This is supposed to be wine? Ha... ha..."

Bang!

Yishui fell face-first onto the table, snoring in one second, drooling in two, and by three she was spouting nonsense.

An embarrassed Yishan gave a strained smile and said, "The girl can’t handle her liquor, I apologize for the spectacle."

Dog Xiaotian said, "This isn’t light, this is no tolerance at all."

Qin Shou was actually quite relieved and nodded in agreement, "In my eyes, those who fall asleep when they’re drunk are all good kids! Yishan, you’ve done a great job teaching."

Yishan originally thought Qin Shou was being sarcastic, but seeing his sincere face, he ended up believing that Qin Shou was telling the truth, and he responded with a cupped fist salute, "Thank you for your hospitality today, I’ll take my sister home to rest now. In three days, it will be the Heavenly Festival of Emperor Shun, and if you two are free, you could join us."

Qin Shou nodded, indicating his agreement.

Qin Shou was actually quite fond of Yishan, the mild-mannered man. Of course, he liked the little lass Yishui with her big tongue even more. Whenever he had nothing else to do, teasing the little girl was undoubtedly the best pastime!

Dog Xiaotian, on the other hand, didn’t care much and said, "As long as our Second Master doesn’t look for me, I’m free and can come whenever I’m called."

Qin Shou chuckled, "I’ve noticed that every time there’s an event, Immortal Master doesn’t bring you along. Is it because he’s embarrassed by you?"

Dog Xiaotian immediately got upset, his face turning red as he glared at Qin Shou, "Rabbit, what are you saying? Where else can you find another handsome dog like me in the entire heaven?"

Qin Shou quickly waved his hand, "Alright, alright, no need to flex your muscles. Truly, there’s no second one like you. Otherwise, no one would be thinking about the few pounds of meat on your body every day."

As soon as he heard this, Dog Xiaotian immediately tucked his tail in, looked around nervously to make sure no one was eyeing him, and then he relaxed, snorting, "I was just letting him have his way..."

Then the damn dog admitted somewhat guiltily, "I’ve got things to do, I’m heading out first."

After saying that, Dog Xiaotian ran off in a cloud of dust.

Qin Shou didn’t try to stop him and after sending everyone off, he settled the bill and went straight to an inn to stay. 𝕗𝕣𝐞𝐞𝘄𝐞𝚋𝚗𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹.𝚌𝕠𝚖

At night, Qin Shou heard thunder rumbling outside, and the thunderstorm lasted all night!

When Qin Shou got up the next day, he saw that everything between heaven and earth was blanketed in white!

Qin Shou was shocked and exclaimed, "Damn it, is it really snowing right after mid-August? No, no! This is the southern part of the South Shanbu Continent, it’s supposed to have no snow all year round, right?"

Unfortunately, no one answered Qin Shou’s question. On the streets outside, on the rooftops, a bunch of wild kids were rolling in the snow, building snowmen, having snowball fights, having the time of their lives.

A group of locals who had never seen snow were all sitting at their doorsteps, watching the children’s lively play...

Some adults, with childlike hearts, joined in to grab handfuls of snow and stuffed it down others’ collars and trousers... for a time, there was chaos of chickens flying and dogs jumping around in the ruckus.

The entire world was peaceful, and Qin Shou’s initial surprise diminished somewhat, but he still muttered, "When I return to the Heavenly Court, I must find someone to ask... damn it, it’s snowing in the south at the beginning of autumn... what kind of freaky weather is this."

But then something even more bizarre happened...

Starting from that day, the weather grew colder and the snow got heavier!

People who were initially happy about the snow eventually all hid in their houses to warm up by the fire, not daring to go out.

For a while, the streets were desolate, like a ghost town.

The next evening, shocked cries came from outside again!

Qin Shou hurriedly crawled out of bed and climbed up to the roof to look into the distance.

He saw a figure flying up into the sky in the distance, radiating infinite brilliance!

Then he heard someone ecstatically shout, "It’s an Immortal of the Yu-Yu family!"

"The Immortal has finally taken action!"

"Phew... snow is fun, but it’s too cold. I miss the feeling of the sun."

"Right, right..."

Qin Shou, however, wasn’t much affected and just sat on the roof, watching the excitement.

The Immortal plunged into the dark clouds, blasting a big hole in them, then rays of golden light, like the sunburst, shredded and dispersed the clouds!

Instantly, the sunlight shone through, temperatures started rising rapidly, and the ice and snow melted...

People once again left their homes, cheering loudly.

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "A bunch of fools who have never seen snow, don’t know that the melting of ice and snow absorbs heat. This is when it’s coldest."

Sure enough, after people frolicked for a while, they all ran back inside to warm up.

At night, someone knocked on Qin Shou’s door.

When Qin Shou opened it, he saw Dog Xiaotian sneak in and say, "Rabbit, did you know it snowed these past days?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at him, "I’m not blind! Nor am I disconnected from the village net."

Dog Xiaotian laughed sheepishly, "I know, I’m just looking for something to talk about."