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MTL - The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate-Chapter 52 Vegetable monster
Chapter 52: The Vegetable Demon Sin
In the morning in Hunshuizhuang, there was a shower of rain. After a sunny day, half of the sky was blue.
Gu Qingqiao stepped out of the room, only feeling refreshed and relaxed.
Yesterday's peace is out, and finally there is one more person in the world that she can trust.
It was said that Ruan Siqiong suddenly brought people out of the village at night, saying that she wanted to track down the murderer. She wanted to follow suit. However, Ruan Xiqiong smiled at her: "This fierce trip requires a martial artist."
——Well, even if time and space change, the weaker party will never have the right to speak.
She had no choice but to stay.
Hate, this uncle had to wait to return to Xilingshan before teaching her martial arts. I wonder what he could do to quickly become a master of martial arts in a short time?
Jiuyin white bone claw? Iron sand palm? Six-veined Excalibur? She pinched her fair, slender hands, a little cyanosis.
After much deliberation, it ’s better to have a sunflower seed book, it ’s just made for a woman—you do n’t need to go to the palace, you can succeed. You just need to fly the needle all the time. You say Yue Buqun and Lin Ping What fun are the two men stupid?
The morning bird whispered softly, leaned over its head, and saw two insects fighting on the branch next to it, a praying mantis and a beetle.
She looked interesting, simply humming the song to sing.
The mantis took the initiative to attack.
"——Big ~ Blade ~ Cut off the devils' heads!"
The beast refused to fight back.
"——Quickly use nunchucks, hehe hehe!"
Two dogfights, one of the tentacles fell off, and the remaining one swayed in the wind.
"——Elephant ~~ Elephant ~~ Why is your nose so long?"
She enjoyed herself and laughed.
Suddenly a hand stretched out and caught both the praying mantis and the beetle.
"You!" She raised her head to scold, but froze.
"Why look at me with this expression? Could it be because of my peerless look?"
Lu Zizhen watched her silently, her face carrying a ray of morning light falling down from the sky, and her eyes lit a little deep.
"... Yeah, yeah, I laugh at you the first time you look, your style is so wonderful!"
Qing Qiao didn't look at him with an angry expression, wondering why this man was so old-fashioned? No sound when walking? !!
After thinking about it, every time I met this person, it was no good. She suddenly felt oily on the soles of her feet and planned to run away.
"Hey! You met me, why are you so enthusiastic?" Lu Zizhen saw her turn and leave, and hurriedly reached out to her.
Qing Qiao wanted to shake off his sleeves, and accidentally hit him in the abdomen, only to hear a moan, and his body swayed twice.
"Are you injured?" Faintly smelling a bit of blood, she couldn't help but be shocked-could she have practiced the magical skill of the iron arm without knowing it? !!
"It's not you." He saw through her mind, smiled, and looked white as paper, as if covered with a soft veil. "It's just an accident ... if people are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not be attacked?"
"Stop talking nonsense! Where was it hurt? Show me!" She hurriedly helped him to sit down, anxiously, "Does it hurt?"
"It hurts." Lu Zizhen took her palm and slowly moved to her chest. It was a serious matter, "... you just ignored me, it hurts here."
Rumble! Lei's words couldn't be clear, and Qiao Qiao's qi was not a smile or a laugh, so he had to punch him: "Can you be serious!"
"East sunrise and west rain, the road is clear and sunny ..." But he had to go in, and lazily leaned his head against her neck, shaking it inadvertently, shaking his head brightly, "... you were yesterday Did you go to Jiang Shixuan for dinner? "
"What about eating?" Qing Qiao pushed his head hard. "I haven't had a good meal since I came out of Shang Shufu. You haven't allowed me to eat?"
Lu Zizhen snorted coldly, holding down her restless right hand, and quietly withdrew a puppet from her sleeve.
"You'd better take this with you!" He nodded on the line, "I'm like an ocean," and gradually stretched his brows.
"You also said that the rivers and lakes are sinister, how can I bring something to protect myself." She sighed, it was true and false.
"... You're willing to take this, I'm very happy." He rolled over and clung to her arms, all the weight of her body simply pressed on her, "Where you go in the future, you should not lose it."
After saying that, I touched the tip of the cricket and started muttering to myself: "I see that I can help you to apply some 'tether bells' ... No, it's still more rotten and corroded ..." "Seven days through the intestine" should be Not bad……"
Qing Qiao heard goose bumps bursting out: "Enough is enough, just apply narcotics!"
"Women's kindness!" He sneered, sliding his fingers across her face, half cold and hot, "... I'm going to Jiang Shixuan, too."
"No! Money!" Qing Qiao gave him a glance, and refused sharply.
"It doesn't matter, we eat and run, don't give money." He hugs her with a smile, flutters his eyelashes a few times, and draws a long and curved arc. "If I can't run, I will give them poison to eat, see Who dares to ask us for money? "
Looking at that arrogant face, Qing Qiao almost wanted to vomit blood.
The first restaurant in Hunshuizhuang, Jiang Shixuan.
"I really don't have much money! You're less!" Qing Qiao squeezed his purse tightly and told people around him.
"Rest assured, I will naturally protect you and retreat." Lu Zizhen held the tea with a smile.
"... I said, how did you get hurt? Isn't it serious?" Qing Qiao frowned when he saw his face light and light.
"Are you distressed? Or come to my room at night and I'll take it off for you?" Lu Zizhen blinked at her, winking.
"Okay, I've seen a lot of it anyway." Qing Qiao laughed too, the thief shivering.
Hmm, the three hundred warriors of Sparta have seen it. What are some of the rare abdomen muscles in your beautiful man? !!
When Lu Zizheng changed his face, he was about to speak. He only heard the sound of "Wa La La", and suddenly there was porcelain falling and cracking behind him.
"Guanguan, Goddess of Mercy Guanyin!" A nervous voice.
When Qing Qiao looked at the face of the North China Plain opposite him, he immediately rejoiced: "Oh, little king!"
The visitor was the little Yan Wang Ouqi. He didn't expect to see the girl today, and the tea cup in his hands fell off.
Ou Qi first touched the green-shirted girl, and then the man around her who was as beautiful as a fairy, and her whole body began to automatically yell: "View, Goddess of Mercy Guanyin, great compassion ..."
Lu Zizhen saw Ozzy secretly aiming at himself, with a weird smile on his face.
"Guan Shiyin is good to her." He pointed to himself and introduced grandly.
"Well!" Qing Qiao kicked him, turned his head and looked curiously at Ou Qi, "what is Xiao Yanwang doing here?"
"Small, little wife is pregnant, so I specially invited a senior to come here to give the child a name." Ou Qi's limbs were stiff, and her mouth was mechanical.
"Poor parents in the world." Qing Qiao nodded, and suddenly remembered something, smiled, "Oh, do you still use the expert guidance? Goddess of Mercy directly sends you two names. The birth daughter is named Ou Seller, and the son named Ou Sell Well, how good! "
Lu Zizhen could not help but raise his eyebrows.
Ozzie didn't know how to answer the words, and had to wipe the sweat on his forehead.
There was a sound of footsteps at the entrance of the stairs, and a white flag was slowly poked out, revealing two crooked ink characters: "Dupi".
"Half Immortal is here!" Ou Qiru was pardoned, hurried to the stairs, "Du Banxian, here here, here I am!"
"Well, the word is not well written, the frame structure is unbalanced, and the name is strange." Qing Qiao teased and smirked at the landing zheng. "
The voice didn't fall, the flag flickered to the left, gradually showing the full picture-"Du Po".
囧 rz, Qing Qiao shut up immediately.
"Half fairy, please." Ou Qi Wei Nuo Nuo waited next to half fairy, carefully leading him towards Yajian.
Nadu Banxian is an old man with a goatee. He looks thin and yellow, and his eyes are cloudy.
"It's another mixed meal." Qing Qiao grunted, and suddenly lost interest.
Unexpectedly, Du Banxian suddenly looked up at them, and he suddenly changed his face and panicked.
"Fairy demon evil!" His dry hand pointed at this side, shaking like a sieve.
"——Who is evil? You are evil!" Qing Qiao was furious, grabbed the chopsticks on the table and smashed at him, "Your whole family is evil!"
Banxian's face became as white as paper, and he ran downstairs without saying a word.
Running downstairs, he didn't know which one was wrong, and he screamed upstairs again, screaming, "The country is about to die, and evildoers are born!"
Qing Qiao suddenly smashed everything that he could catch: "Dead old man! What's wrong with evildoers? There are mothers of evildoers, aren't you convinced?"
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Lu Zizhen sat quietly in the place, sipping tea, without saying a word from beginning to end.
"This man has a problem in his brain." Qing Qiao smiled at him, "Ignore him, let's eat, eat."
"You throw all your chopsticks, how do you eat them?" Lu Zizhen narrowed his eyes, his voice rising.
"Ah?" Qing Qiao scratched the back of his head, and wolf his tongue out. "I, I'll get it at another table ..."
"Forget it, I don't want to eat, let's go." Lu Zizhen interrupted her, got up and threw a piece on the table, and went away.
"Hey, wait for me!" Qing Qiao hurried to catch up and peeked at the bright silver on the table before leaving. Suddenly the pain caused myocardial infarction-it was so big!
Lu Zizheng's pace was quick and fast. Qing Qiao knew that he was not happy and followed the pace, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out.
Walk and walk, walk and walk, until her nose is sweating and her breathing is short, Lu Zizhen suddenly stops.
He turned around and walked under a shade of a tree, and began to undress without saying a word.
"What are you doing ?!" Qing Qiao followed stupidly.
"I want to burn myself." He didn't even look at her, and quickly answered, taking off his shirt three times five but two.
Qing Qiao's jaw suddenly fell.
Seeing that he had begun to unbutton his jacket, Qing Qiao stomped and ran away with a blush.
After finishing the last button, Lu Zizheng was about to take off his coat, and suddenly a basin of cold water fell from the sky, soaking him through.
He clenched his fists and raised his teeth, only to see Gu Qingqiao holding a gourd scoop in his hand, looking at him.
"Lie, flames burn!"
She was a little stumped by his killing eyes, and the ambition that had just risen had disappeared.
"... You!" Lu Zizhen glared at her fiercely, and finally just sighed, leaning toward the tree tiredly, "... I have a wound.
"Ah?" Qing Qiao suddenly lost color, threw the gourd scoop, and threw up his clothes, "Why didn't you say it earlier ?!"
Taking a look at the jacket, it turned out that there was a long wound on the abdomen.
How, how? Qing Qiao looked left and right, looked up and down, and finally grabbed his blouse with all his heart-didn't all the performances in the martial arts TV series? One was injured, the other immediately ripped off his clothes to help him bandage, how handsome!
So, tear it ~~~ Tear ~~~ I tear again ~~~ I tear again ~~~
Huh? Even with the strength of the whole body to pull, this thick green shirt is not moving, and even refuse to open a mouth, it is too shameless!
Struggled for a long time and finally gave up.
"... Heroes, are there any scissors?" She raised a pair of watery tears and looked at Lu Zizhen, hesitantly, her face flushed.
"Hahaha!" Lu Zizhen laughed when she saw her annoyance like that.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh! The wound is about to crack!" Qing Qiao was so frightened that he quickly reached out to cover his belly.
"Aren't you afraid of blood?" He didn't yell, but raised an eyebrow at her.
When she gave him his neck to eat, she urged him not to eat in front of her, because she was afraid of blood.
"Afraid! What's the use of being afraid?" Seeing the blood leaking from her fingers, she almost cried. "Are you afraid you won't bleed? You're an asshole, stop bleeding soon!"
With his eyes sinking, Lu Zizhen's hand nodded twice in his abdomen and gently pulled her away.
"Well, I ordered the acupuncture point, and the blood will stop soon. Find something to help me bandage it!" His tone was so mild.
"I, I can't tear my clothes off ..." Qing Qiao looked at the blood on his hand, looked at him again, and looked panic, "Would you like to tear it? Can you make more effort?"
Lu Zizhen smiled lightly: "Where did your water scoop come from?"
"Let's borrow it from Aunt Wang of the village ..." Qing Qiao suddenly came to his senses, his face full of light, "Ah! Wait, I'll go find Aunt!"
The words didn't end, and they ran away.
Lu Zizhen looked at her back, shook her head, and continued to smile.
After the wound was bandaged, Qing Qiao took a long breath, and collapsed under the tree with soft hands and feet.
"Well ..." Lu Zizhen just snorted, and she had bounced quickly. "Where does it hurt? Where is it uncomfortable?"
Lu Zizhen saw her anxious, but smiled.
She does not bandage, and his wounds are really uncomfortable, but ...
"I want to drink water." He looked up slightly.
"Well, wait!" Qing Qiao rushed out, carrying her skirt.
After a moment, she came to him with a calabash scoop, offering an impatient impatience, "Drink, drink!"
Lu Zizhen drank two eyebrows and lowered the water scoop.
Qing Qiao took another piece of silk from his sleeve and wiped the drops of water on his forehead.
"I was not good just now, I shouldn't pour water on you ..." She was embarrassed. "It hurts because the wound touched the water, right?"
Lu Zizhen breathed a long breath and closed his eyes enjoying it.
"Actually, you just don't have to rush out for me." He spit out slightly.
"I didn't ..." The forehead hand froze.
"Or, are you afraid that I'm going to kill that half-fairy, so you're deliberately angry first?" He frowned and frowned.
"... I didn't ..." He answered more weakly.
"You still don't know me."
He opened his eyes suddenly, his eyes sharp, straight into her heart: "... what I want to do, no one can change."
Qing Qiao closed his lips tightly and was afraid to answer.
"Take a break and wait for you to have fun." He laughed again, took her hand, and placed her beside her.
Liuyun slipped across the sky. I didn't know how long it had been before, and there was a sudden noise at the intersection.
"Crazy! Come out and see the madman!"
A group of children ran towards this side with an adult.
Qing Qiao took a closer look and couldn't help but be taken aback-Du Banxian, whom he had just seen!
I don't know what happened to him. Now his hair is disheveled, his clothes are ragged, and his steps are floating. How can he look like a fortune teller? Live off a beggar and help a disciple! And that "Du Po" flag was burned halfway, and it became a real "Du Pi"!
"Hey, hey ..." Du Banxian smirked as he walked, crooked and spit, the corners of his mouth spit white foam.
"Crazy! Epilepsy! Smokers on the butt!" The children smashed stones at him with a smile.
"Ah, demon!" The Du Banxian laughed at one of the children who smashed him, with a strange voice.
"Another evil! Here comes the fate!" He turned around and poked his finger at a hatched hen on the side of the road.
"Giggle." The hen rolled her eyes with anger.
"Oh! Many evils!" He pointed to a group of ducks passing by in the distance, dancing and swinging.
There were more and more people watching, and everyone stopped to live out and watch the fun.
"Hahaha ..." The crowd burst into laughter from time to time.
"Does it look good?" Lu Zizhen grabbed Qing Qiao's hand and turned her face to look at her tenderly.
Qing Qiao fought a shiver and unconsciously shuffled himself.
Lu Zizhen smiled, turned to look at the person who was completely crazy in the distance, and clasped her hands tighter.
"Evil evil! Evil evil!" Du Banxian kept chanting, and people continued to laugh.
So Lu Zizhen also raised the corners of his mouth, demented, his eyes dazzling. 2k novel reading network