MTL - SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel-Chapter 5 : I'm such a smart guy!

I don't know how long it took, I just kept walking, even though I didn't see any SCP personnel, my heart was still hanging! Who knows if a group of bald men holding guns will pop out at the next moment and shout "Surprisemotherfuker" to me.

I was very nervous, especially after stripping an SCP soldier naked and tying it to a tree...although I imitated the soldier's voice and gave false information to the SCP on the walkie-talkie to make them think I was going in the opposite direction But I don't know how long this can fool them, after all, it's already very hard for me to hide my Maozi accent! Just like those black guys, many of them rap with their own voices, can you make him not rap so that he can do it? Of course it doesn't work!

God knows what I've been through...

At this time, I saw a small stream not far away. What a coincidence, I just felt thirsty... Unhygienic, unhygienic, I'm a moron, what's the point of drinking unboiled water? I'm going to be the second man standing at the top of the food chain! I walked to the creek and looked down, the water reflected my reflection, and I burst into tears...

I'm so **** handsome! …

Cough, well, fleeing should look like fleeing, why did I act like a mentally retarded person from the beginning to the end? Is it because there is no vodka to drink... I seem to have seen the words "IQ -1" written in Russian keep popping up above my head.

This is really scary, but if you take a closer look at the clothes I'm wearing now, it's not bad. Although the tactical trousers and tactical boots are a bit strange, they are better than the orange prison uniform! I only have a white shirt on my upper body now. The soldier is a little smaller than me, so I have to say that I wear it a little tight.

I picked up the stream water with my hand, then moved it to my mouth and took a sip, then looked up at the sky, how long have I been out? It's getting dark! Why isn't there even a town near here! ? But if you think about it carefully...the scary big crawler SCP682 is also being imprisoned here. Considering that this guy will always break through the containment foundation will definitely use its property to ensure that there are no human beings living nearby. After all, if 682 is discovered by civilians and leads to It's a big problem if the foundation is exposed to the world.

Although civilians saw 682 most of the time, they would just be eaten by Grandpa 682 like bread and then decomposed into **** and excreted.

It's really a headache, I have to find a place full of people to hide, and when I get to the town, I can try to expose the Foundation's existence as a threat to force the Foundation to make concessions, but in the forest, I can only play and hide with the Foundation Cat, besides, I haven't eaten yet...

Now I should be safe, so I just sat on a rock beside me and thought about it. It’s definitely not the way to go on like this. God knows how long I will walk on foot. The longer I walk, the greater the chance of being discovered. After all, those high-tech SCPs Equipment is not for joking with people.

Then, a bold idea emerged from my mind.

There are more than seven billion people in the world, I have traveled through time now, but I am still on the earth! This world is in 2034, with a population of more than 8 billion. Even if the foundation can control a certain area without human habitation, there is no way to guarantee that no human will pass through! Unless I'm in the Amazon rainforest or the Arctic where birds don't shit, but obviously not, and there are often signs of people passing by here! If I'm going in the right direction and my prediction is correct, I can go a little further and see a road for traffic!

I'm so smart! …

Cough, next you may wonder why I am looking for Malu, but maybe you have guessed it, there is only one answer! Grab the car! Since I can't attack SCPs, I can only attack civilians! ...Alas—it's not my fault, is it? I was also forced to do this because I was cornered. After all, I am a good person. Although I smoke, drink and have nothing to do and like to bully bears, I am really a good person! Just imagine, being imprisoned by SCP in a detention center full of murderous monsters and containment failure at every turn, you don’t know how to die, will you feel at ease? And this is life imprisonment. You are locked in a small room and can only spend the rest of your life with your left and right hands. The most annoying thing is that someone monitors you 24 hours a day! How desperate do I need to say?

Anyway, I will never let the Foundation catch me, so I will do whatever it takes! But to be honest, a few weeks ago, I was still a dead house drinking fat house happy water and playing a new game at home. This sudden change brought about by time travel was a bit too fast for me to accept.... ..I don't know what happened to my parents...

Well, let’s not mention those sad things. Only by being free can I have the opportunity to return to the original world. Now I have no choice, so let’s go to the road and get stuck in traffic! Can't be blocked...then can't be blocked! How could things get worse? If you get caught, it's a big deal to find a chance and run out again!

I didn't do anything more, just crossed the creek and walked forward. The good news is that my prediction was right, and I saw a road not long after walking!

I walked outside the road and walked forward in the direction of the road. Even if there was no traffic jam, I would walk to the town! —This is a Maozi and his last stubbornness! MD, I think this can be used to make movies.

It's getting late, I can't help but feel a headache, no car has passed by here, and I'm tired and hungry, and it's quite cold at night, so I don't need to say more about my situation, right?

Damn it! If only Henry were here! If it was him, he would definitely get stuck in traffic! I also want to be the Emperor of Europe! …

Well, I still have to distinguish between reality and dreams. To me, the Emperor of Europe is a myth. Looking at my series of wonderful encounters from the beginning to the present, it should go without saying how bad my luck is? Huh... despair.

It's more my style than being stuck in a traffic jam and being hit by a car, right? Alas, let alone being hit by a car now, there is not even a shadow of a car here!

By the way, where is this place? Anyway, this is not in Russia. The human trafficker (the man in black) brought me to this SCP base, but it took me a day to fly!

I thought about it and kept going, and then I heard a car horn honking.

My pupils narrowed and I turned my head violently, only to see a car parked a few centimeters behind me.

My mother was almost hit by a car! I'm afraid I have opened my mouth.

Well, regardless of this, at least I have a car, and I am now in a time-stop state. Does this mean that I don't need to grab it?

I pinched my chin and thought for a moment. This seemed to be a good sports car. Without further ado, I lay down on the hood of that car. The driver was an uncle who seemed drunk.

I stabilized my figure, found a place to hold my hands, and then closed my eyes to end the time-stop.

"Oh shit!"

The uncle inside finally reacted, and slammed the brakes with his foot, and then the strong inertia immediately threw me out of the car and rolled on the ground a few times.

It really hurts...

I fell to the ground and groaned on the spot. The uncle quickly opened the car door and came down to check my status. He didn't seem to expect that there would be people on the road in such a place.

"I'll go, little brother, how are you? Are you okay?" The driver ran over nervously and asked about my injury.

"Ah~! It hurts so much, my arm is broken...I can't beat the bear..."

Maybe this is Pengci, UU reading www.uukanshu. com In short, it is O**K if it is serious.

"Oops...my sponge body is broken and I can't move anymore!"

Although I don't know what the cavernous body is, I hear doctors often mention this, so I think this cavernous body should be something very important.

"Ah? This, so serious!?" The driver didn't know what the spongy body was, but it sounded good, so he immediately panicked.

"Oh, I'm going to die... It hurts me to death... Help!..."

Hearing this, the driver nervously raised his head and looked around to make sure there was no one around. He turned around and seemed to want to drive away!

"Come back to me!" I hurriedly grabbed his trouser legs, and with all my strength, I pulled him down to the ground.

I pretended to climb up and hugged his thigh tightly and looked at him with a look of: "You're in trouble!"

"If you don't take me away, I'll be a ghost and I won't let you go!"

The driver was obviously scared because he couldn't move because I held his leg, so he quickly explained: "No, no! I didn't intend to leave!...I'll take you to the hospital right now! Brother, you hold on!"

Hearing this, I smiled from the bottom of my heart, hey, I'm such a smart kid!

"Take me away, I'm going to die if you don't go~!" I cried out in pain, but to be honest, I was thrown from the car and fell so painfully.

"Brother, I'll help you get into the car! You can't die!"

"Oops... Hurry up, I'm going to die!"

"I can't die!"

"I'm going to die!"

"I can't die!"

"I'm going to die!"

"I can't die!"

 …