Master, Your Wife Has Become a Super Star Through Fortune-Telling-Chapter 110 - 111: One More Simp

The moment he finished speaking, Su Nian’s eyes narrowed slightly. She looked at him, her expression turning a little peculiar.

Her reaction immediately sent the viewers into a panic.

[As a level-10 veteran fan, the streamer has definitely noticed something.]

[+1.]

[I’m not so sure. I’m starting to suspect these two streamers are in cahoots, just to scam us viewers.]

[Speechless. Can’t you use your brain for a second? How could all that stuff from before be an act? If you’re not going to use your brain, you might as well donate it.]

Seeing Su Nian remain silent, Master Liu was filled with joy. ’As expected, she’s just a half-baked amateur spouting nonsense!’

Just then, however, under the expectant and skeptical gazes of the crowd, Su Nian finally spoke. Her tone was as sharp as ever. "You’re like a toad trying to be slick—just slipping and falling all over the place. What an unlucky bastard."

Master Liu was completely bewildered, with question marks practically appearing in his eyes: ????

The livestream viewers were also completely baffled. ’What does that even mean?’ 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

Master Liu’s expression soured, and his tone turned unpleasant. "My young friend, I’d advise you not to spout such nonsense. I’m doing just fine. What misfortune could possibly befall me?"

Su Nian looked utterly exasperated. "You can be stupid, but you should at least be self-aware! You come from a decent background, but you’re obsessed with pursuing Taoist Skills and the Immortal Technique. Now that you’ve finally gotten your foot in the door and learned a few superficial things, you’ve started showing off."

"For example, posting your opinions about those celebrities online, right?"

Master Liu scoffed. "All of that is public information online. Saying it doesn’t prove anything. Are you just trying to get out of our competition?"

Su Nian was speechless. Rolling her eyes, she finally said, "I suggest you drop the competition with me. You should find a lawyer, fast!"

Master Liu was so angry he almost laughed. ’I try not to stoop to her level, and she really starts thinking she’s hot stuff, doesn’t she?’

Master Liu decided to ditch his senior-practitioner demeanor for a moment. Furious, he pointed at his computer screen and said, "I’m warning you, stop spouting nonsense! Spreading rumors has legal consequences!"

This seemed to energize Su Nian. "Ooh, listen to you! So you *do* know about legal consequences?"

"Forget it. A moron like you probably wouldn’t understand anyway. Let your daddy here explain it to you."

Su Nian’s expression was one of utter speechlessness, yet she was so brazenly self-assured. Her air of having a perfectly clear conscience began to affect Master Liu.

He couldn’t help but wonder, ’Could I really have gotten something wrong?’

Just then, Su Nian spoke.

"You’ve done readings for a few celebrities before, and they were reasonably accurate. But you got it wrong for several of them! You even posted it directly on Weibo, sparking a fair amount of discussion and attention. And now, their fans and the celebrities themselves are preparing to sue you!"

"Sue me? Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My readings are always spot on!"

Su Nian said, "A person’s fate isn’t set in stone; their facial tells are always changing. Besides, it’s not like celebrities can’t find a powerful master to mitigate their fate. Such masters are rare, but they exist! Or maybe their own mindset changes. What if something happened that made them decide not to go down that path after all?"

"Besides, you’re just relying on online photos without ever meeting them in person. You run your mouth thinking you’re right, post it online, and piss off the fans. It’s no surprise you’ve ended up in this situation."

[Holy shit, I think this is for real. I have a friend who’s a huge stan, and she told me a few days ago that today’s the day they’re suing someone who slandered her idol.]

[All I can say is, the streamer has never been wrong, while this Master Liu has plenty of screw-ups on his record.]

[Let me go find a list of all the celebrities he’s done readings for!]

When Master Liu saw these comments, his Adam’s apple bobbed as he swallowed hard. A deep sense of anxiety flashed in his eyes.

"I... You... Stop spouting nonsense! I’m your senior, and my readings have always been accurate. How could I possibly make a mistake!"

Hearing the lack of confidence in his own voice, the viewers were collectively speechless.

[Just listen to how nervous you sound!]

[The second I saw him act like that, I knew it was basically confirmed!]

[Heavenly Venerable Bailian never messes up!]

[Yeah, when it comes to fortune-telling, the Heavenly Venerate is the one with real skill, okay? So what if you’re a senior? If you can’t compare, you can’t compare!]

[It can’t be helped. The Heavenly Venerate is just that skilled!]

Su Nian slowly took a bite of her peach, her eyes practically overflowing with exasperation. She shot a sidelong glance at Master Liu, the corners of her lips curling into a smirk, radiating an air of lofty superiority.

"Moron. Who said you were my senior?"

"I started my studies long before you did!"

Although Su Nian’s words had made Master Liu anxious, he was unwilling to be looked down upon and immediately retorted.

Su Nian’s expression gradually turned cold. She was naturally beautiful, so even with a harsh look on her face, she exuded a frosty, untouchable aura that kept others at a distance.

"Observe intent upon entry; grasp the heart before you speak. Set the hook, then offer praise—the strategist’s art. A gentle tap to test the waters—the trade’s most sacred secret. Tell me, which of these have you managed to do?"

Su Nian’s thin, beautiful lips parted slightly. Her voice was deep and her cadence slow, each clear word laced with a chill like a sharp blade of ice piercing the heart.

Master Liu was stunned. A respectful reply came subconsciously from his lips.

"From... from the same sect?"

Su Nian, still with that nonchalant yet proud expression, took a slow bite of her peach. "I share a name with the Heavens."

Master Liu’s hand dropped. ’I’ve really provoked a big shot.’

Before he could offer a respectful reply, Su Nian continued her questioning.

Her expression remained faint and detached, yet it held a profound sense of mystery and inscrutability.

"By birth or by bond?"

"From the winds."

Su Nian smiled, then continued her questions. "Seasons?"

"Six..."

Master Liu’s transition from defiant arrogance to groveling submission was incredibly smooth.

’This Heavenly Venerate isn’t just a title for show. She’s the real deal!’

"Moron! Go get a lawyer!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Right away, Heavenly Venerate!"

It only took Master Liu eight minutes to go from "young friend" to "Heavenly Venerate."

"Yes, yes, I’ll go call right now. Does the Heavenly Venerate have any other instructions?"

Master Liu was the perfect picture of bowing and scraping.

"Just hurry up and call!"

Su Nian’s attitude was the same as before—lofty and superior.

"Yes, yes. In that case, Heavenly Venerate, if you would please wait a moment. I need to make a phone call."

After saying that, he cautiously made the call. There was a rule in their line of work: when facing a senior, one must be utterly respectful.

In fact, there was a pecking order in the world of Taoist Skills, based on everything from one’s master to one’s surname. The very first thing Su Nian had said left Master Liu stunned.

But he quickly realized that those were words only an orthodox Taoist disciple would speak. And clearly, Su Nian was no ordinary disciple. Her lineage was prestigious, placing her in one of the foremost branches of the Taoist tradition.

In contrast, Master Liu had only studied haphazardly for a few years, relying on a sliver of talent to arrogantly roam the world and criticize others. He had committed a major taboo.

Furthermore, he had been disrespectful to a senior. It wouldn’t even be out of line for Su Nian to directly command him to quit the profession for good.