The Most Random System-Chapter 724 - 369: The Gold Content of a Master’s Degree Keeps Dropping (Part 3)

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, somewhat surprised.

He didn't expect the story he made up to accidentally hit on someone else's truth.

In this case, if he continued making it up, it might be full of loopholes.

If he had known, he would have chosen a more obscure major, like cryogenic engineering.

But no worries, Lin Li had his own way.

"Already working..." Lin Li nodded.

"Which firm is it? Maybe I can put in a good word for you, though it might not be much help, it should make things a bit easier for you."

Zeng Ziang said enthusiastically, with a somewhat senior air.

Lin Li: "Hogwarts."

"Oh, oh, Hog—wai?! Warts?!" The enthusiastic Zeng Ziang awkwardly repeated the firm's name, his smile frozen on his face.

(;☉_☉)?

What the heck is that?

"Bro, the law I study and the law you study are different. I'm not a lawyer; I'm a wizard. What I studied was casting fireballs." Lin Li smiled warmly.

Zeng Ziang remained expressionless: "Then conjure one for me now."

"Holy shit!"

The man's introduction was interrupted by this voice, and everyone looked curiously at Zeng Ziang.

"It's nothing, nothing, sorry, please continue." Zeng Ziang apologetically waved it off.

Once the attention shifted away, Zeng Ziang looked at Lin Li in shock: "Tear Bag, are you really a wizard?"

Zeng Ziang had indeed just seen fire appear in Lin Li's hand.

No way, is Lin Li really a wizard?!

"Tear Bag, is your firm hiring? Can you put in a word for me? I suddenly feel that a master's in law is too worthless. I want to advance further and become a PhD in law!"

Zeng Ziang said earnestly, putting on a full junior posture.

He really wanted to improve.

Moreover, Zeng Ziang genuinely regretted stopping at a master's degree and not becoming a PhD.

After entering society, he found out that the PhD title is indeed very useful.

If a PhD goes rogue and calls themselves a "mad doctor," that name sounds formidable, capable of world destruction.

But if one only has a master's degree and goes rogue, calling themselves a "mad master," it sounds like they're spewing crazy gibberish after going mad from a thesis they couldn't finish.

PhD is really useful, huh?

Having not cherished previous opportunities, now that the broad road of law has appeared again, this time, Zeng Ziang doesn't want to miss it!

So, to convince Tear Bag, Zeng Ziang took off his jacket and pulled his shirt over one shoulder:

"Tear Bag, I'm not joking, do you see this scar on my left arm? Since I was a child, I suspected it was left by Voldemort trying to kill me. Now it seems true! I have talent!"

Lin Li: "..."

What a coincidence, I have this scar too.

It's a vaccine scar!

The flame just now was naturally a magic trick Lin Li mastered today.

So now Lin Li needed to cover up for his showing off just now, and he laughed:

"Bro, it's not a real fireball, it's a magic trick, flash paper, you must have heard of it, right? I just happened to have a sheet in my pocket and used it."

"The Hogwarts thing was a joke. When I said I studied law, it was just a more dignified way of saying it. In fact, I'm from a vocational school, majoring in modern magic design and performance. But it doesn't sound good, so I say I studied law."

Zeng Ziang: "Huh?"

After fully digesting these two sentences, Zeng Ziang hesitated, holding back words that eventually spilled out:

"Tear Bag, you just asked me how to introduce yourself? You can turn a vocational major into law study! You're even better at this than me..."

Lin Li merely chuckled lightly.

That way, his problem of saying he was a law student but not a real one was solved.

He's truly a genius.

"Bro, I didn't know you were a master's in law?" Lin Li quickly shifted the topic back to Zeng Ziang.

"Yeah."

"I have some legal issues that have troubled me for a long time, can I consult you?"

"Go ahead." Zeng Ziang nodded.

Lin Li: "Currently, the age of consent is 14, but you have to be 18 to play games. Does this mean, after weekend school, kids can't play games but can go on dates?"

Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li: "Zhang San is assaulting a girl. I asked him if I could join, and he said yes. Then I assaulted Zhang San, but he reported it to the police. Did I break the law?"

Zeng Ziang: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li: "If I become a boss in the future, and employees work 12 hours when the law says 8 hours, can I confiscate their illegal earnings?"

"Stop, stop, stop." Zeng Ziang made a pause gesture, both his mouth and eyes twitching simultaneously.

His brain trembled.

Zeng Ziang took a deep breath, smiled, and said, "Lin Li, truth be told, I'm also from a vocational school; I studied modern magic design and performance too, don't ask me, I don't understand either."

Lin Li: "Then can you conjure a fireball for me?"

"..."

Zeng Ziang thought for a moment, maybe it's best not to hang out with Lin Li anymore.

Thank you, unknown pure lady, it must have been tough for you during this time.

As the segment ended with their legal discussions, the guy in front had already finished his introduction, and it was their turn.

"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Chen, I'm 24 this year, part of the plant department boys..."

Just cleaned a 300-square-meter house-cleaning guy, because he was closest to the last guy who introduced himself, he stood up first for his introduction.

Having not taken any tips from Zeng Ziang, his introduction was quite conventional.

But Lin Li was instantly caught by this term and was a bit incredulous at his interpretation.

This has to be overtly explicit.

So after the introduction, when Zeng Ziang stood up to continue, Lin Li leaned over curiously and whispered to the other guy:

"Hey man, what do you mean by plant department boys?"

"Plant department boys? I guess... they're like plants, simple and straightforward, optimistic and sunny, full of courage and hope, free yet romantic, independent and full of love..."

Honestly, it was a bit awkward to compliment oneself in such detail in front of guys. Zhang Chen could barely continue as his voice grew quieter from embarrassment:

"It's basically a term I saw on Little Red Book. I thought it suited me well and decided to use it..."

"Oh—" Lin Li suddenly realized and relaxed:

"So that's what a plant department boy is. I was thinking, how could it be what I thought... That makes me feel better, I thought you were being that straightforward."

Seeing Lin Li say this, not just Zhang Chen, but Zeng Ziang and the others were curious and turned their eyes towards Lin Li.

"Tear Bag, so what do you think a plant department boy is?" Zeng Ziang asked on behalf of everyone.

Lin Li, rarely shy, scratched his head:

"Stems and leaves are plentiful, and given enough water, even grass can bloom."