The Most Random System-Chapter 723 - 369: The Value of a Master’s Degree Continues to Decline (2)

Other men: Great, not a strong competitor!

Lin Li: Great, a talent!

Xiling! Xiling! That's Xiling!

"Haha, so that's how it is, buddy, not too late, not a big problem, come on, we just happen to have a spot, come on, sit, we're all buddies here."

At this moment, the most embarrassed Wang Baiyu began desperately trying to save face, acting respectfully, which was amusing to think about.

"Thanks." The person was delighted to hear this and sat next to Zeng Ziang—the spot Lin Li didn't take next to Wang Baiyu earlier.

"Alright, since everyone's here, our event officially begins now!" Fu Miao clapped with a smile and walked to the middle of the room, addressing everyone.

"First of all, I'm very happy you could all attend this social event hosted by us.

Before we begin all the activities, naturally, we need everyone to do a self-introduction.

I hope your introductions aren't too simple or careless; first impressions are very important, and after introductions, there will be the first matchmaking segment, so everyone should introduce themselves seriously and also listen carefully to others.

Otherwise, you might not find the ideal partner.

Alright, let's start with the gentleman closest to me, the handsome guy in the checkered shirt."

"Mm, okay, hello everyone, my name is..."

"Ziang, how are you planning to introduce yourself later?" Shao Hengkai asked Zeng Ziang at this point.

"Huh?" Zeng Ziang was taken aback for a moment, scratched his head, and then replied, "Just a normal introduction, right? Name, age, college, favorite sports, and games I like to play..."

Shao Hengkai turned to Wang Baiyu: "Brother Wang, it's your teaching moment again."

Wang Baiyu nodded and pointed his index finger at Zeng Ziang:

"You're completely wrong thinking that way, Ziang, everyone here is for matchmaking, it's very practical, unlike the introductions during school.

For example, if you have a house and car, then right after your name and age in the introduction, you can immediately add 'I have a house and car,' and if they're particularly good, directly elaborate on how good they are.

And if you have neither, just don't say anything and act as if you didn't know to mention them, but if you have either one, then you should embellish a bit, like saying you have a house, and have plans to buy a car, currently choosing one..."

Zeng Ziang's eyes widened, f*ck, it seems like it's all true.

"Listen to Brother Wang, he's never eaten pork but seen plenty of pigs running, he's the one who taught us our introductions." Shao Hengkai also smiled in agreement at this point.

"Alright, Brother Wang, my car and house..." Zeng Ziang nodded, detailing his situation.

"Then say it like this..." After teaching this part, Wang Baiyu continued to ask, "You mentioned you found an internship, right? What's the pay?"

"It's not much since I'm still interning, just a daily allowance of 140."

"What about after you're confirmed?"

"Over four thousand."

"A bit low, what's your major?"

"Finance, but the job I found isn't related to my major."

"Doesn't matter, finance sounds prestigious enough.

So Ziang, I suggest you say 'Finance major, senior year, currently starting job search, already received a five thousand offer, but it doesn't quite meet my expectations, still applying elsewhere'..."

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"More or less like this, combine my previous examples for your introduction, it's applicable to any matchmaking scene in the future."

After mentally rehearsing, Zeng Ziang could hardly hold it together: "I f*ck, brother, is this still me?"

"It's fine," Wang Baiyu waved his hand with a smile, "everyone's packaging themselves, same goes for the women."

"Ziang, let me give you a few tricky keywords, when these come from a woman's mouth, you should be cautious."

"Brother, tell me, I'm taking notes." Zeng Ziang took out his phone and opened the notepad, eager to learn.

"When they say the job is preparing for the civil service exam, it means unemployed and dependent on parents; if they say their hobby is travel, they love spending money; if their personality is slow to warm up, it means they're quite aloof, if you don't show them attention for ten days or half a month, they won't pay you any mind;

A body type described as slightly chubby is a tank, this you should know mentally, requiring ambition means you need to have money.

Lastly, if you hear them say things like not liking housework, pursuing quality of life, and valuing holidays and ceremonial sense, for God's sake, don't respond, don't respond, don't respond, run! That's a fairy!"

Zeng Ziang nodded earnestly: "Learned something!"

Then began to rehearse and review.

"Brother, it's my turn, it's my turn, how should I introduce myself?" Seeing the end of their conversation, Lin Li eagerly asked.

Wang Baiyu: "I have AIDS."

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li silently moved a bit farther from Wang Baiyu.

"You're not really here for matchmaking, what's the point of teaching! With a girlfriend that good-looking, why bother, go home and kiss your girlfriend!" Wang Baiyu laughed and scolded.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up, Brother Wang, your words are a blessing.

Afterward, Wang Baiyu casually asked: "Tear Bag, are you still in college like Ziang, or graduated?"

"Just graduated." Lin Li replied based on the persona registered at the matchmaking agency.

"What was your major?"

"Law."

Originally just a casual inquiry, Wang Baiyu's eyes lit up:

"You're into law too? So am I, and I even have a master's in law, Tear Bag, have you found a job yet, are you working at a firm, if not, do you need me to introduce you to one?"