The Most Random System-Chapter 541 - 312: Something for Nothing, 100% Fusion!

Chapter 541: Chapter 312: Something for Nothing, 100% Fusion!

On the return journey in the BYD car.

Because we’ve basically been eating non-stop this afternoon, and even now Lin Li is still holding a bag of unfinished snacks and cold dishes, so although it’s already past six, none of the three of us are very hungry.

That’s why we didn’t stop to have dinner nearby. Plus, we’re not really familiar with Jinshui Town and there’s not much to do there, so we decided to head back to Xiling first.

"Driver, are you always this steady?"

In the car, the restless Lin Li hesitated for a moment, then addressed the driver in the front seat.

"Are you in a hurry?"

The driver glanced at Lin Li through the rearview mirror and asked.

Feeling the curious and concerned gazes of the two girls beside him, who had been busy sorting through photos, Lin Li couldn’t lie with a straight face, so he awkwardly chuckled and shook his head:

"Not really, it’s just that the previous ride-share drivers drove as fast as possible. Suddenly having such a steady ride, I’m a bit not used to it."

"I’m not like them at all!" The driver said proudly and confidently upon hearing this, "Did you see my rating when you booked the ride? Five stars! If you click through, you’ll see it’s all five stars, with not a single bad review, not one!

That’s my reputation. The platform has even used me as a learning model twice.

Other drivers just want to drive fast to earn more money, but I’m different. If the passenger is in a hurry and needs speed, I’ll go full throttle, but if they’re not in a rush, I’ll make sure they have a comfortable ride.

Lad, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I slow down well in advance before every curve?

I aim to ensure that when you go around a bend, each of you remains steady, not just able to play on your phone, but even drink or eat without issue. Passengers prone to motion sickness won’t feel as bad, if at all.

Girls, how do you think the speed is? All good?"

The driver finished speaking, looking expectantly at Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan.

"It’s great, I can confidently edit my photos, thanks to the driver, I’ll definitely give you a good review later."

Thinking Lin Li was simply looking for a chat, Ding Sihan quickly nodded in agreement.

Chen Yu Ying blinked, glanced at Lin Li beside her, then smiled and nodded at the driver as well.

The sorrows and joys between humans and humanized entities do not resonate.

Lin Li gritted his teeth and smiled.

Were you asking if I noticed?

Of course, I bloody noticed (╬~皿~).

Damn it, I specifically asked because I noticed, didn’t I (╬~皿~), idiot!

Who told you to slow down on the bends? Explain that, huh?

Have you ever considered that there might be some passengers in this world who enjoy being thrown around in the car?

Jeez, how is this driver such a buzzkill?

Faced with a curve, not thinking of drifting but only slowing down, did Lin Li even play QQ Speed when he was young? How can he resist?

Seriously suspect that no female account ever wanted to marry him in QQ Speed.

The more Lin Li thought about it, the angrier he got.

My god, this damn car, why can’t the ’shake it’ ad even launch when you open the app here? How can this ride be so smooth?

You’re steady alright, but who’s going to compensate for the cuddles with Ying Bao? Zhan Yaping? He can compensate me with an egg!

Still "all five stars! Not a single bad review"?

You should be grateful you didn’t get booked with my phone, or else in a couple of days, a sudden bad review would have you dropping pearls.

And you, Ding Sihan, why are you agreeing with such drivel? You should be stripped of your citizenship for that!

What’s that, Yu Ying nodded too? Then Ding Sihan absolutely needs to be stripped of her citizenship!

Of course, even though Lin Li’s mind was racing with anger and he wanted to curse the whole world, he still had to smile outwardly and give two thumbs up:

"Incredible, Uncle, in·cred·i·ble! Didi is lucky to have a driver like you!"

"Didi should thank the car dealer. When I went to their offline store, I hadn’t even paid in full, and the dealer had already pulled me into five Didi groups, saying I should take his ride for my first assignment after work.

Without him, I wouldn’t have been able to get into this business so quickly."

The driver modestly waved his hand.

Annoyed at BYD, I’ve decided, I won’t be an astronaut eating jelly anymore, I’m getting into operations. I’ll check every BYD I see, especially the ones parked on the roadside with hazard lights on!

I’m going to destroy this brand!

But Lin Li ultimately resigned himself, leaning back in the seat, turning his head to see what the two were doing.

They were both sorting through the massive number of photos taken in the afternoon.

"Dingding, you’re always so meticulous with your photo editing, even the environment has to be perfect, but your moments are only visible for three days, what’s the point?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan and asked somewhat curiously.

"You idiot, I can’t guarantee I’ll always edit them the same way. What if someone compares them and finds out? Of course, they have to be visible for just three days." Ding Sihan replied without even looking up.

Lin Li: "...Sorry."

Suddenly it all made sense.

"So, when we get back, are we just splitting up, or what?" After a moment of silence and having nothing to do, Lin Li spoke again.

Because the length of stay at the pet park was uncertain, the three didn’t have any set plans, leaving what to do next completely open-ended.

"It won’t even be seven when we reach Xiling. Splitting up right away might be too early. Do you two have any plans tonight?" Ding Sihan asked, putting down her phone and crossing her arms.