The Most Random System-Chapter 531 - 309: Lofty as a mountain, inspiring endless admiration

Chapter 531: Chapter 309: Lofty as a mountain, inspiring endless admiration

They threw poop at me, I made egg tarts out of poop, oh oh oh oh oh~~~

They threw cabbage at me, I stir-fried a dish with cabbage, oh oh oh oh oh~~~

They threw at me, I oh oh oh oh oh~~~

Remember, this is the right attitude to face others’ malice, relying on one’s own innate qualities, not seeking external validation, unlike Ding Sihan who loses it, which is the sign of a useless fish.

Lin Li sneered with contempt in his heart, outwardly pretending to eat.

"Sit properly, don’t do that." From behind came Chen Yu Ying’s playful angry voice.

Lin Li suddenly felt he might be the disciple saint of tile philosophy, because clearly, those words weren’t directed at him, but he almost straightened his back to sit up.

I don’t know, this chain just got hooked around my neck as soon as it came in.

But ultimately it was just "almost."

Luckily, the go senior personality prevailed.

"It tickles~"

Then the feigned anger dissolved on its own, the girl’s laughter shattered like bright silver bells, the trailing sound as sweet as sugar.

Lin Li couldn’t help but look back, only to see Chen Yu Ying kneeling by the fence, clearly with no more food in hand, yet still feeding Wangcai, who was persistently licking Chen Yu Ying’s hand through the fence.

Oh shit, Chen Tianming!

Bro, you’re here too?

Lin Li thought about it, put down the food in his hand, and also went to the fence.

"Lin Li, are you going to feed too?" Chen Yu Ying heard the sound and looked back, realizing it was Lin Li, she smiled and said to him.

"No." Lin Li shook his head, then suddenly lay on the ground in Chen Yu Ying’s puzzled gaze, with his ear pressed to the ground, looking inside the fence.

"Uh..." After being stunned for a while, Chen Yu Ying asked somewhat uncertainly, "Lin Li, do you want... to be fed?"

"Lin Li, you—"

Ding Sihan also looked over upon hearing, seeing Lin Li on all fours, her expression was complex, but she seemed eager to try.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Baby, even though your voice is lacking confidence, the fact that you would ask me such a question is truly saddening.

What on earth has ruined my persona this badly, which groove caused it?

I’m really not Chen Tianming.

"No, you guys go ahead." Having confirmed it, Lin Li waved his hand and returned to the picnic mat under Chen Yu Ying’s slightly puzzled gaze to continue eating.

"So what were you just doing?" Chen Yu Ying asked.

"Listening to the earth’s voice, enjoying the beauty of nature." Lin Li answered casually.

Chen Yu Ying tilted her head, evidently not believing it, she pursed her lips slightly but did not ask further, turned back and continued to play with the licking dog in her palm.

Just relying on herself, no matter how hard Chen Yu Ying thinks, she won’t figure out what Lin Li was doing just now.

Lin Li let out a laugh, this is the disparity between people.

——Just checked, it’s good, Wangcai and Lai Fu have no small pee-pees.

They’re female.

Since they’re female, Lin Li had to say a female Dao talk, lick if you like, the licking dog will ultimately have everything.

If they were male.

Then Lin Li would require ten pounds of lean dog meat, chopped finely, without a hint of fat, plus ten pounds of pure fat dog meat, also chopped finely, without any visible meat, finally ten pounds of priceless dog cartilage, also finely chopped, absolutely no meat strands.

Our yy novel fans are like this, they even get jealous of male animal friends.

Just kidding, Lin Li was only worried that the dog really was Chen Tianming turned by a witch, needing to lick ten women’s fingers to revert back, if confirmed, Lin Li could lend a helping hand.

There’s a fairy tale just like that.

Long, long ago, there was a toad prince, cursed by a witch, he needed a princess to kiss him to achieve happiness, finally, a princess, undeterred by his unattractive appearance, held and kissed him.

So she turned into a toad princess, and from then on, the two toads lived happily ever after, giving birth to a nest of tadpoles.

Lin Li wouldn’t mind kissing the dog-turned Chen Tianming, if it were human, forget it.

Since they promised the owner not to feed too much, it wasn’t long before Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying stopped feeding, the pet park had places for humans and pets to clean up, they washed their hands and returned to the picnic mat.

"I think I’ll sit at Bufan’s table, I really can’t handle alcohol, hooray for AD calcium milk."

After taking another sip of the RIO in her hand, Ding Sihan, even though not blushing or dizzy, shook her head with a bit of disdain and said.

Apparently, another one not fond of alcohol.

"See, you should have listened to me."

Lin Li snorted at her words, the aluminum can of RIO in his hand making a slight crunch, he had been drinking it all along, and emptied the last bit into his mouth.

"Ying Bao, it’s up to you, don’t worry, after you get drunk, I’ll protect you too, won’t let you fall into Lin Li’s clutches." Ding Sihan handed the drink to Chen Yu Ying and then playfully said.

"Yeah, yeah, pushing anyone is the same, I’ll push your butt too." Feiyangyang Lin Li maintained his consistent performance.

Already used to this phrase, Chen Yu Ying took Ding Sihan’s drink, shook it in front of herself, almost brand new, then handed her own to Lin Li:

"Two cans are too much for me, Lin Li, you said, whatever I can’t finish, you’ll drink."

"Then give it to me." Lin Li had no objections.

Just feeling a bit short of tipsy.

Reaching out to take it, Chen Yu Ying had light makeup on today, so the silver rim of the can had a faint red lipstick mark on it.