The Most Random System-Chapter 530 - 308: Be Careful When the Dog Sticks to You and Won’t Leave_3

Chapter 530: Chapter 308: Be Careful When the Dog Sticks to You and Won’t Leave_3

Local dogs are the best, not picky at all—they’ll happily eat leftovers, rice, or even poop.

"True."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying agreed, so the three of them left the leash-free area, but sat down in the shade right next to the fence.

Some of the prepared foods had been heated in the supermarket. Now, when you opened them, you could still see steam rising.

The girls opened the foods and laid them out on the picnic mat, while Lin Li handed out the disposable chopsticks and gloves he brought to the two and then opened three bottles of drinks.

"Alright, we can start eating now. Throw all the trash into this bag for now, and we can toss it out later." Having organized everything, the picnic mat looked picnic-ready, and Chen Yu Ying clasped her hands together and said happily.

"Shall we toast first?" After the two had taken photos of the food, Lin Li handed them the drinks, asking.

"Sure."

"Clang!" The aluminum cans clinked above the food, the liquid gently swaying.

Lin Li took a sip.

Although it was 8% strong beer, it still just tasted like a sweet little soda to him.

Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying both glanced at Ding Sihan, who took a sip and smacked her lips: "It’s pretty tasty."

But then she slightly frowned and changed her tune: "The aftertaste has a bit of alcohol, not as good as the first taste."

"Then wait to take a second sip, let’s make sure you’re not alcohol-intolerant before continuing," Lin Li said with a smile.

"I went to the hospital for an allergy test; alcohol should be fine," Ding Sihan pouted in reply. "Let’s eat."

Ding Sihan reached out with her chopsticks to grab a piece of braised beef, nodding: "Tasty."

Chen Yu Ying picked up a piece of roast chicken with her chopsticks, nodding: "Tasty."

Lin Li reached out with his chopsticks to grab a piece of Chen Yu Ying’s leg exposed under her pleated skirt, still couldn’t pick it up but nodded: "Tasty."

"..."

Ding Sihan looked away in disdain.

Chen Yu Ying turned to look at Lin Li, not saying a word, just staring at him (•́へ•́╬).

Her mouth kept moving, her cheeks puffing adorably.

"Oh, oh, it turns out that’s your leg, class monitor. I thought it was young bamboo shoots," Lin Li, full of greasy confidence, slapped his forehead, lowered his head somewhat embarrassedly, and said apologetically:

"Sorry, I lied; I pretended to be smart. Actually, my alcohol tolerance is very poor; I’m already a bit drunk."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

She still didn’t speak but chewed even more forcefully, as if she was chewing Lin Li instead of roast chicken.

Yikes, so satisfying.

"Just a little mishap," Lin Li, feeling good about himself, waved his hand and then picked up a pig’s trotter to officially start eating.

Dang, the pig’s trotter was slippery too, couldn’t pick it up.

The consecutive failures infuriated super strong Lin Li: "Damn it, why can’t I pick up this pig’s trotter either!"

Ding Sihan, whose forearm was caught: "?"

Taking a deep breath, Ding Sihan gave a slight smile, flexed her ’pigs’ trotter,’ her knuckles cracking, and coldly sneered:

"Want some pig’s trotter, Lin Li? Fine, I’ll give you some!!"

"Eat!"

"I’ll make you eat!"

"Open wide for Mama! Eat!"

"What are you doing—oh damn, this is a punishment!"

"No more, Ding Sis, I’m sorry, I was wrong! I’m on my knees, kowtowing, thud thud thud, thud thud thud."

Lin Li fled with his hands over his head, offering a sincere apology.

But if apologies solved everything, what would we need the police for?

Getting hit is the fate of self-abasing fools; today, it seems I need to take it easy.

After the chase was over, the food on the picnic mat was nearly untouched.

Lin Li felt really strange.

You know, when hanging out with Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei in the cafeteria, if he dared to tease Bai Bufan for more than three minutes, and his attention wasn’t on the food—

Well, that’s it.

The food would mysteriously vanish, as if sacrificed to an abyss to please the Four Vendors.

This was a horror story that Lin Li and Bai Bufan never tired of discussing.

Strangely, why wasn’t it like that this time? Which part was different?

Never mind, let’s keep eating.

Lin Li intentionally ordered a small portion of Yellow Stewed Chicken at noon just for this moment.

The three of them didn’t eat too much at lunch, so although it was only three in the afternoon, they had good appetites.

Feast.

And as soon as the lid opened and the fragrance spread, just as Lin Li expected, several greedy dogs ran to the fence, but since they couldn’t get through, they could only watch the trio with watering mouths.

Wangcai and Lai Fu, the two big dogs that liked playing with humans more than dogs, were right among them, leading the charge. 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎

"Want a bite?" Enthusiastic person Lin Li, wearing gloves, held a large chicken drumstick and walked to the fence, gently extending it to the two dogs not far away, and as they drooled and tried their best to get closer, he flashed a wicked smile and suddenly shoved it into his own mouth:

"Ha, can’t eat it! I get to eat! Delicious! Big chicken drumstick! Haha! So tasty!"

Lin Li made sounds reminiscent of Patrick Star.

"Woof woof! Woof woof!"

This time, even with Lin Li’s friendly animal aura, the usually gentle Wangcai and Lai Fu were so mad they let out Buffan-like growls.

Laughter came from behind.

"I can’t tell who’s the dog at the moment," Ding Sihan shook her head.

"Sihan, should we put a leash on Little Lucky too?" Chen Yu Ying nodded and whispered.

Lin Li: "?"

Darling, your words really hurt.

But you look so happy, you must be joking, right?

"Sister, are there things that Money and Lucky can eat? Can we feed them?"

After the owners of Wangcai and Lai Fu came over upon hearing the noise, Ding Sihan stepped forward to ask.

Seeing Ding Sihan so eager to feed them, the female owner was also very amenable; she asked about the ingredients of the foods and then mentioned which ones could be given to the dogs, just cautioning them not to feed too much since the two semi-large dogs had eaten quite a bit not long ago.

"Okay, thank you, sister."

"Lin Li, eat more of what dogs can’t and less of what they can," Ding Sihan took the plate away.

What people eat and dogs don’t is a topsy-turvy world.

Lin Li highly suspects that the push to make wild Haki Mish Haki hybrids first-class protected species on Douyin is largely fueled by Ding’s aiding and abetting.

Mark it down; when I’m older, after selling her supplements, I’ll pose as an animal protection organization and ask Ding Sihan for money again.

"If they eat raw, will it awaken the wolf in their canine DNA?" Ding Sihan asked happily as she fed, glancing back at the sashimi suddenly inspired.

"Dingzi, let me ask you this: if you eat two bananas, are you going to swing from the trees?" Lin Li, who was eating, didn’t even look up, his mouth still making unhinged monkey noises.

Ding Sihan: "..."

So crude.

"Just eat your stuff, you chatterbox!"

Can’t out-talk him, fine, a dime a dozen.