The Most Random System-Chapter 525 - 307: A Movie for Two, Three’s a Crowd

Chapter 525: Chapter 307: A Movie for Two, Three’s a Crowd

Lin Li had turned into a pantsless person.

The two of them started circling Chen Yu Ying like King Qin around a pillar. After a while, ignoring Ding Sihan’s barking, Lin Li asked, "Did you call a taxi?"

"Not yet." Ding Sihan, also tired of chasing, stopped and shook her head.

"Then I’ll do it."

"Okay."

With permission granted, Lin Li walked over to an electric scooter parked nearby and punched it.

"I’ve been annoyed by you for a long time! You’re stuck here as abruptly as a nail! I get irritated just looking at you!"

"Beep—Woo—Beep—Woo—Beep beep beep beep beep!"

The punch was so hard that even the boulevard seemed to be obliterated, triggering the anti-theft alarm, as expected.

"Okay, the driver should have been notified. Let’s wait for him to pick us up."

Returning to where he was, Lin Li accepted the two’s looks at him like he was an idiot, especially Ding Sihan, who suspected Lin Li of mocking her indirectly.

"What kind of taxi hailing is this?!!"

"Let me handle it." Chen Yu Ying laughed as she used her phone to call a taxi.

In less than five minutes, a BYD car stopped in front of the four of them, radiating authority.

Keep in mind, the flower language of BYD is simply—"Mobile number ending."

There are only two types of cars in the world that can access high-end places unconditionally: one is Maybach, and the other is BYD. But it doesn’t mean the two are equally noble; there is still a gap between masters.

—Remember, the people Maybach can pick up, BYD can also pick up; the people Maybach can’t pick up, BYD can still pick up.

When driving this car to an affair, if another husband sees his wife getting out of your car, he might even politely say to you, "Thanks, driver, for your hard work; take care on your way back."

True authority, that’s what word of mouth is.

However, Lin Li kind of missed Bai Bufan at this moment.

Not because he wanted to pinch his butt, Lin Li wasn’t that shallow. Even a dog wouldn’t be bothered with such nonsense.

"Why aren’t you sitting in the front seat?"

As he opened the backdoor and was about to get in, Ding Sihan, upon noticing Lin Li also waiting behind Chen Yu Ying to board, asked playfully and teasingly.

Lin Li: "..."

How did it even come up?

Darn Bai Bufan, if you were here, you could sit in the back seat openly.

Why are you not here!

Useless thing, I’m going to rant at him on QQ later.

"You don’t get it, do you?" But Lin Li knew how to handle Ding Sihan’s malicious questioning:

"Studies show that in a five-seater sedan, the danger level of seats from high to low is: front passenger seat ＞ driver’s seat ＞ rear seat behind the front passenger ＞ rear seat behind the driver ＞ middle rear seat."

"Car accidents happen every day, some serious enough to destroy cars or even kill people. In the past, we had too many people and no choice. As a good Chinese man, of course I was willing to sacrifice myself and take the most dangerous seat.

If something happened, I’d die first and never live ignobly.

And usually, when Bai Bufan was around, I let him sit in the front passenger seat to protect you guys and me, letting him die first if something happened, never living ignobly.

But now we have a choice, our conditions have improved, and yet, Ding Sihan, you still want me to sit in the front passenger seat? Aren’t you making me suffer needlessly? Oh my god, your mind is really malicious.’

Ding Sihan, Chen Yu Ying, driver: "?"

So reasonable that Lin Li thought himself a genius; even he believed it as he spoke.

"The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get, Ding Sihan! How can there be such a vile, evil person like you in the world! I’m truly disgusted by you!"

The angry Lin Li was tempted to poke Ding Sihan in the backbone.

How could you be so heartless!

Ding Sihan: "(╬~皿~)!"

"What’s wrong with you!" Ding Sihan raised her fist and started hitting Lin Li on the shoulder, jokingly scolding:

"Could you not say such jinxed things right when we’re about to get into a car! What if your words are prophetic!!"

The driver remained silent, but nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Especially since he had just realized, according to Lin Li’s logic, if no one was in the front passenger seat, the first to die in an accident might be him.

Such things aren’t medicine.

I’m not a dog, I want to live!!

"Preparing for a rainy day is respecting life, Ding Sihan, please don’t take our life’s safety as a joke." Lin Li was firmly grounded in his reasoning, full of confidence.

"Well then, for my safety, I’ll take the safest seat in the middle of the back. Yu Ying, you go in first." Ding Sihan nodded.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Everyone, you see, Lin Li was not exaggerating when he said Ding Sihan was malicious.

Isn’t this pure evil?

Super wicked girl, born rotten!

"Don’t be so selfish, get in there!" Having no words to refute, Lin Li had no choice but to use brute force, reaching out to directly push Ding Sihan into the car.

Then, intending to sit in the middle, he found his clothes tugged by Chen Yu Ying.

"That’s my spot, no occupying."

Baby, you’re so selfish too, fighting me for the safest spot.

Chen Yu Ying, also bad!

Lin Li ended up sitting in the seat behind the driver, the second least safe.

"Mobile number ending." Once the three got into the car, the driver recited the flower language.

Lin Li looked at the phone in the holder up front, and the pinned group chats were Xiling BYD Owners Club and Xiling Didi Drivers Group.

So authoritative, one day, if the car owners decide to have a gathering, Xiling will plunge into chaos with no cars to hail.

Before Lin Li could imagine how terrifying that would be, Ding Sihan, beside him, leaned forward slightly, glancing at Lin Li, tutted twice, and teased:

"Someone was going on about safety, but after getting in, you didn’t even buckle up. If there’s an accident, you’ll still be the first to die. Ha, talk about questionable safety."