The Most Random System-Chapter 524 - 306: Wall-Facer Lin Li, I Am Your Wall-Breaker_3

Chapter 524: Chapter 306: Wall-Facer Lin Li, I Am Your Wall-Breaker_3

"Lin Li: Are there any adults?"

"Ding Sihan: Of course there are, otherwise how could I feel safe being alone with a creature like you in the room."

"Lin Li: Then I’m not going (puts on pants)."

"Ding Sihan: Lin Li, you’re so crazy!!!"

"Qu Wanqiu: The stuff in the parentheses is really off-putting."

"You have recalled a message."

"Lin Li: Then I’m not going (puts on Taobao 199 this year’s new American retro spring-autumn teenage casual jeans)."

"Lin Li: @Qu Wanqiu, these are 199 jeans, 199, huh, and whose lifetime is that, can you afford them? Huh? Is it still off-putting? Huh? Speak!"

For Lin Li’s statement, Qu Wanqiu summarized the following six points.

"Qu Wanqiu: ......"

Obviously left speechless after being rebutted. 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎

Probably wants to reconcile the relationship with him but doesn’t know how to start, quite flustered.

Me, win!

Before Lin Li could continue to babble in the group chat, a car stopped at the entrance of the neighborhood.

The autumn sun sprinkled on the slowly opening car door, as beige ankle boots lightly touched down, Lin Li smelled the citrus scent wafting through the wind.

I’m smelling, smelling, smelling, smelling!

A creamy white turtleneck sweater wrapped around a slender neck, peeking under the dark green checkered pleated skirt were two calves covered in black over-knee socks.

In the sunlight, the ends of her long hair relaxed with some hints of brown-yellow, giving it a dyed look, but as the girl and the light angle intersected, you would find it’s just bright dark color.

Today it wasn’t Chen Zhongping nor the family driver, just a ride-hailing car, so without interacting, Chen Yu Ying trotted directly in front of Lin Li, and in the last three steps, she took a step forward and spit out one playful word ——

"Long, wait, huh."

These three syllables were spit out like slow-motion, making each segment sound very pleasing.

Lin Li put his hands into his pockets, then in Chen Yu Ying’s inquiring gaze, pulled out a pair of... disposable chopsticks.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Why would this thing appear?

"Why did you suddenly take out chopsticks?" Chen Yu Ying curiously asked.

"Because I see my dish, opening the meal, opening the meal!"

Quickly tearing open the chopstick packaging, holding one in each hand and making a circle, Lin Li pointed them at Chen Yu Ying, rubbing them against each other to remove the burrs, then continuously tapping them against each other.

If he dared play with chopsticks like this when he was young, Lin Li would be slapped into oblivion by Wu Min.

But fortunately, now is the big time, Wu Min can’t manage this.

Chen Yu Ying’s face was slightly flushed, a faint yet lasting sweetness gradually spread from her chest to her whole body.

"I’m going to stuff you."

Rewarding Lin Li here.

But then, Chen Yu Ying remembered something, pinched her pleated skirt and spun a small circle.

The hem of the skirt was slightly lifted, revealing more of the porcelain smooth thighs.

Sluurrp sluuurrp.

Chen Yu Ying was about to say what she had rehearsed during the ride, but the next second, Lin Li reached out with chopsticks to pinch her thigh.

She couldn’t help herself and raised her hand to smack Lin Li hard - anyway, she herself felt she hit hard.

"What are you doing!"

"Starting the meal, what else."

Actually, Lin Li had a secret he hadn’t told Chen Yu Ying. He was actually a brother of Naruto Uzumaki, named Vortex Mouth.

So, hurry and show this thigh sashimi to his mouth!

Urgent, urgent, I’m King Kiki.

"Class rep, your skirt-lifting action just now is equivalent to a chef lifting a lid to serve a dish, I understand." So, hitting Lin Li, it’s not his hand’s fault, chopsticks were used, the meal must begin.

Lin Beihai’s ideological steel stamp is very solid.

This thigh must be eaten! This is preserving a seed for human civilization.

Disposable chopstick number, advance four!

Advance successful.

Unfortunately, Chen Yu Ying’s thighs were really smooth, after the chopsticks touched them they slid along the curve, the tips knocked together, nothing was pinched up.

Were these thighs normally nourished with Dove?

Okay, maybe couldn’t eat them, but Lin Li really wanted to touch them.

"Of course not!"

Chen Yu Ying jumped back a step, out of Lin Li’s eating range, raised her skirt and spun again, smiling and saying:

"I meant for you to see my skirt, Lin Li, this skirt is over 800 dollars, and whose lifetime is that? Huh? Speak, speak up~"

The ’speak up’ which was meant to be a harsh questioning, maybe because Chen Yu Ying wasn’t skilled in this tone, was completely powerless, even soft.

Yet the mischievousness in her eyes overflowed, making her look adorably like a supermodel.

Nuwa, come on, open your mic, if you have guts say again Earth OL is a fair game? Huh?

Of course, if it’s unfair, let it be unfair, no nerfing, continue enhancing!

Our technique bro loves slightly overpowered heroes.

Just love the beauty of these numbers!

"What! It’s over 800! I didn’t expect it to be my four lifetimes,"

The jeans worth 199 (actually 149, Lin Li gave a bit of face and reported 50 more) on him looked a bit dim.

Seems like Chen Yu Ying is here to help Xiao Jiu Jiu regain face, Lin Li nods and said obsequiously:

"Class rep, I admit defeat, so I’ve decided to kneel and lick you."

"Of course, big man born in heaven and earth, if you don’t want me to kneel, then I won’t kneel."

Lin Li’s main thing is listening and obeying.

"Then what if I don’t want you to lick?" Chen Yu Ying retorted.

"I’ll pretend I didn’t hear this time, next time don’t say such things, I’m the little emperor, I do what I want, you can’t control."

Lin Li’s expression changed very quickly.

The face rebukes the solitary man’s fault, lashes dozens, and drives to another court.

But Ying Bao’s words, won’t drive to another court.

Drive to the inner court.

Whip several... I’m sorry, I’m guilty.

"Then don’t allow any." Chen Yu Ying took another half step back, shaking her head and smilingly commented: "Lin Li, you continue to develop abnormally, one day you’ll metamorph into... a dirty big moth."

"Shouldn’t it be metamorph into a butterfly, don’t randomly alter fixed phrases hey!"

"What butterfly are you talking about?" Before Lin Li could speak, a voice of Ding Sihan came from behind.

"Ah, saying I’m a reverse butterfly, a butterfly flying against the wind~" So Lin Li turned his head, zero frame start, opened his singing voice.

Ding Sihan: "?"

The blush on a girl’s face surpasses all sweet words.

Tragic news!

jeans battle damage +1.