Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 644 - 243 Selling Teammates_1

Feidan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "This... I don’t think they’re talking about us, are they?"

Just then, Fang Ya said, "One is too skinny."

At her words, everyone looked at Feidan, who subconsciously puffed up his belly, but even then, he was still no match for the skinniest Guiche and immediately his face was covered with sweat.

"Skinny, huh? Then we should fatten them up and eat them later," Rabbit said.

A victorious smile spread across Feidan’s face.

Fang Ya said, "Should we eat the fat one first?"

The others turned their gaze to Golden Toad!

Golden Toad desperately sucked in his belly, but his fat physique still outdid everyone present by a long shot, instantly breaking out in a panicked sweat.

Mountain Spider and Guiche exchanged glances and said in unison, "Thank goodness, thank goodness... we’re neither the fattest nor the skinniest."

Just then they heard Rabbit say, "Being too fat isn’t good either, it gets greasy after a few bites. Let’s start with those who are neither fat nor skinny!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Mountain Spider and Guiche, who had been smug just moments ago, shuddered in fear, and now it was Feidan and Golden Toad’s turn to sneer, snickering as they looked at Guiche and Mountain Spider.

"Why are you guys walking so slow? Hurry up and catch up," Qin Shou shouted.

Hearing this shout, Feidan and Golden Toad chuckled confidently and replied, "Hey, we’re coming."

Then they unapologetically betrayed their two teammates, dragging Mountain Spider and Guiche to Qin Shou’s side.

Qin Shou looked puzzled at the four of them and asked, "What are y’all muttering about back there? And you two, why are your legs shaking? Got epilepsy?"

"I... I’m just a spider. Spiders don’t make tasty dishes," Mountain Spider said with a sobbing tone and then pointed at Guiche, "Rabbit, do you like to eat bird heads? This guy has nine heads, I think they’d be quite nice spicy. Oh, and bird legs are delicious too, he runs super fast, all those long legs are pure muscle. And those wings, they might not be used much, but they’re fatty!"

Upon hearing this, Guiche’s nine heads turned incredibly dark, regretting for the first time not getting rid of Mountain Spider sooner. Normally this guy was like a tortoise, hiding away, but when it mattered, he was brutally selling out his teammates!

Guiche wasn’t going to show any weakness and immediately said, "Rabbit, other spiders definitely don’t taste good. But Mountain Spider is different, man, he’s got a lot of legs..."

After saying that, Guiche glanced at Mountain Spider, then wished he could slap himself.

Upon hearing that, Mountain Spider was immediately thrilled and quickly said, "Rabbit, I used to have a lot of legs. But they’ve been chopped off by Feidan, now I’ve got only one left, look... see, I’m all skin and bones, you wouldn’t fancy that, right?"

After speaking, Mountain Spider even hopped around on the spot for a while.

Guiche immediately said, "Rabbit, actually the tastiest part of Mountain Spider is his eyes. Eight eyes, man, that’s way better than fish eyes, and they’re super nourishing. They say that eating Mountain Spider’s eyes not only improves your vision, but you might also awaken double pupils."

Mountain Spider quickly exclaimed, "Don’t listen to him, Rabbit! Double pupils are the specialty of the heavy-pupiled birds, I can’t do that..."

"You can," Guiche shouted.

Mountain Spider yelled back, "I can’t!"

Guiche insisted, "You can!"

The two of them argued back and forth, getting louder and louder, later they even discussed cooking methods for each other like pros, as if they had all come out of New Oriental Chef School, to the point where Qin Shou nodded in agreement.

The two of them were red-faced and neck-in-neck, almost ready to fight on the spot.

However, Mountain Spider was clearly cowering the whole time, seeing the situation for what it was. He wasn’t afraid of a shouting match, but he knew he couldn’t win a fight, so he stuck to yelling without moving closer.

Qin Shou had a bewildered look when he first heard the conversation between the two, but after listening for a while, he understood everything.

Qin Shou looked at Fang Ya, who was pursing her lips and secretly snickering...

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "You two, are you planning a Mencius self-recommendation, a trial by the cooking pot to prove your worth?"

"Master Rabbit!" As soon as they heard this, they quickly knelt down, looking at Qin Shou with faces full of sorrow, "Master Rabbit, spare our lives, please."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "I don’t get it, weren’t you all acting mighty before? Didn’t you say that all the folks from the Heavenly Court are ruthless, that might is right, and if you don’t agree, you fight it out? So why do you all chicken out the moment death is mentioned?"

Guiche said wretchedly, "If we died in battle, it wouldn’t have been up to us."

Qin Shou thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

Who would want to die on the battlefield? If you got killed by someone, it definitely wasn’t with your consent... Since it was against your will, who could do anything if you died?

Mountain Spider added, "Dying in a battle is at least not dishonorable. Being stewed, well, there’s no way to face anyone after that."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou remembered that these guys had all been resurrected.

So, Qin Shou asked, "Are you saying that if you die this time, you can still be resurrected?"

Mountain Spider instinctively glanced at Fang Ya, then bowed his head and kept silent.

Qin Shou stroked his chin and muttered, "You not speaking, does that mean you can be resurrected?"

Mountain Spider remained silent.

Qin Shou said, "Not speaking, huh? Guiche, what were you saying about how best to prepare him to make him more palatable? Sprinkle some chili pepper on the eyeballs? You start sprinkling to let the flavor seep in. I, Master Rabbit, will dig in and eat them as sashimi."

Hearing this, Mountain Spider, terrified, quickly exclaimed, "Master Rabbit, uh... those words of mine don’t count. I can only be revived if the person who resurrected me wishes to resurrect me again. If I die, how would I know whether they would resurrect me or not? And even if they did, I wouldn’t want to lose face for a lifetime."

Hearing this, Qin Shou nodded slightly and said, "That’s more like it. Let’s have a good talk, don’t keep making me think about eating."

After saying that, Qin Shou leaned closer and asked, "So do you four know who resurrected you?"

All four shook their heads almost simultaneously, like rattle drums, shaking non-stop and never pausing!

Seeing how resolutely the four shook their heads, Qin Shou believed them and nodded, saying, "I guess you wouldn’t know. By the way, I heard you mention something about a seal being disturbed? Feidan, you know about this, don’t play dumb, explain it to me quickly."

Feidan knew Qin Shou was referring to what he had overheard in the Alchemy Room of Feidan Hall. Since he couldn’t really dodge the question, he had no choice but to say, "It’s the seal of a powerful demon. She’s not dead, but she’s been badly sealed. Recently, everyone’s been looking for ways to rescue her. The seal is already loosening, but it’s still not ready."

Qin Shou asked, "A powerful demon? Who is that?"

All four said in unison, "Jiuying!"

Qin Shou asked, "Male or female?"

The four were stunned, as they hadn’t expected the Rabbit to focus on something different from what they had in mind, but still they answered, "Female."

Qin Shou pressed on, "Is she beautiful?"

All four shook their heads.

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Then let’s drop it, let’s go home."