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MTL - Scumbags Follow the Good System-Chapter 51 The Blind Couple of the Shura Field
As soon as the farce ended, Cong Liang helped Yun Chou back home, and tossed to clean Yun Chou's calf that was bitten by the wolf teeth. By going out to pour water, he knocked on the system in his head, but the system did not respond.
Congliang had to touch the chicken frame, pulled it around a few times, and pulled the little system out from under the cock's arm. The system drooped his head and closed his eyes and acted as a dead chicken. He ignored what Congliang called him, obviously because he was Follow the good and play the petty temper.
Cong Liang thought about the fact that the little chicken threw the wolves, it was indeed a bit cruel, she put her arms around the chicken head of the system and rubbed her heart, "Fang," Cong Liang was very sincere, "I was wrong, I will be on the episode tomorrow. The market will buy noodles again, and I will make noodles for you tomorrow night."
Cong Liang pinched the drooping drooping drop in her hand, clinging to the system of pretending to be dead, her heart fluttered, and she took a sip at the chicken's head, almost sucking out her small eyeballs.
The system finally stopped pretending to be dead, and all the chicken feathers exploded, "You don't have to be disgusting!" He kicked his legs twice, and jumped to the ground and got into the chicken rack, "I want fried noodles!" It's not beautiful, but judging from the two jumps of its two small claws, it was clearly excited by the kiss from Liang Liang.
Cong Liangma said "Hey!", turned around and pulled the sleeves of her pajamas and wiped her mouth. She went back to the house to rinse her mouth. The **** drilled under the shoulders and kissed her with a smell of chicken...
Congliang wiped the water stains off her mouth with a towel. She knew that the system was very easy to coax. Congliang grinned and grinned. The system likes to be close to her, but it is very awkward. If she hugs her, the system will ignore her. It was a happy blind man who could see it, but also a look of disgust and refused to admit it.
Cong Liang took the gel and went into the room to paint Yun Chou, remembering the first time she saw the system being hacked in the last world, and the miserable and miserable first time she saw her eldest baby being beaten, and felt very happy now.
The incident of Aunt Ox Cart’s family being attacked by a pack of wolves at night created a wave in the village to replace windows, reinforce doors, and sell livestock. The wolves came three times in the night, and the pitiful ones were whimpering outside, and the whining Congliang couldn't wait to open the door to let them in, but Yun Chou pretended not to hear.
Since the Xiaosuanbu incident, Yun Chou has been sticking to her more and more like a conjoined baby. Congliang carries this sweet burden wherever he goes every day, but the incident of Xiaosuanbu's cattle being scooped up by a wolf also made Congliang benefit from it. .
In the end, instead of buying a cow, she bought a donkey that was sold at a low price. The car and the donkey were half the price of a cow, which ruined Cong Liangle.
But before the donkey cart arrived home, Congliang realized that something was wrong. This was a good slippery road, and he almost went into a ditch twice. This donkey is very stubborn!
Cong Liang went back and slapped the little whip, repairing the donkey from head to tail.
But the next day I was driving the donkey cart to the market. The donkey didn't go very fast. Suddenly, a jumping rabbit jumped out on the road. It almost kicked the donkey's nose. Almost didn't get pulled into the ditch by the roadside.
Every time, he swerved into the ditch on the right. Congliang took a closer look on the road this time, and found that the donkey did not go to the ditch all at once, but deviates little by little. After a sigh of relief, I finally understood, this donkey is no wonder it is so cheap, and his eyes are naturally slanted.
"It seems that I can't get cheap..." Cong Liang was about to stretch out his hand to stop the donkey cart, and then he went into the ditch, but when the donkey listened to Cong Liang's words, his left ear suddenly turned towards Cong Liang on the edge of the car, as if Is trying to listen to her.
Moreover, Cong Liang found that the donkey consciously turned back to the right path, with ears like a rabbit, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da step, even giving people a conscientious feeling.
It's just that his eyes are slanted, and he walked to the edge of the ditch again after a while. Cong Liang grabbed Yun Chou's hand behind him, shook his head and said, "This donkey can't do it," Cong Liang said, "I will ask at the market later. Next, sell and buy another."
When she was about to reach for the reins again, she found that the donkey's ear turned towards her again, and then the car returned to the right path again conscientiously.
Congliang was stunned for a while, and every time she wanted to turn to the ditch along the way, she would make a sound, no matter whether it was a cough or a sigh, the donkey's ears would turn around, and then the car would twist back from the deviated road.
There was a truckload of firewood sold at the market, and Congliang went to Bao Yunchou’s favorite sugar cake. When he came back, he was surprised to see Yunchou touching the donkey’s head. He was hesitant to sell the donkey, but now Congliang is determined not to sell it. This beast is smart, doesn't panic, and is conscientious. The most important thing is that Yun Chou's favor is not so easy to please, and he has some skills.
Within two days, the old lady who sold the donkey came to the house, saying that she had stalked a murderer, and told Congliang that the donkey squinted, saying that as long as she sent the donkey over, she would return the money to Congliang.
But Cong Liang took a look at Shuan Donkey, saw Yun Chou who was walking in front of him, and shook his head, "I won't sell it anymore, squinting is slanting, and it's easy to use." Run around, don't bark, the most important thing is that the wolves came down yesterday, and the donkey didn't know if he didn't see it.
Although her eyes were slanted after she got on the road, her ears were like rabbits. One listened to the road and the other listened to the good voice. Not to mention that Yun Chou liked it, she has been looking more and more cute recently.
Compared with the newly-added donkey in the family, it's justifiable and attractive. The situation of the big hen in the system is a little sad. Yun Chou was holding the system that was wet and bald by wolves that day. Come and talk to Cong Liang.
"We have an extra hen at home."
Congliang was shocked by the tragic state of the system. At this point, Yun Chou caught it and hid, and then the wolves came on.
Congliang really did not expect that Yun Chou, a blind man, could even find out that there was an extra hen at home, and said with a stiff smile, "I bought it at a cheap price at the market a long time ago, and I forgot to tell you when I put it in the shelf already."
Yun Chou didn't have any special reaction, just nodded and threw the system to the ground.
Poor Xiao Fang crawled crookedly onto the chicken coop to lie on the corpse, using a good excuse to add water to the chicken to see, he snorted unbearably, "He wants to catch you, don't run away... alas..."
"Did the wolf pounce?" Cong Liang asked sympathetically.
The system made a dying chicken cry, "Huh..." After a while, the whole chicken sat up, raised both arms and pointed at the chicken's head, "I was swallowed by the wolf, and then spit it out."
As if he couldn't bear to look back, he covered his entire head with his arms, and stuck his **** up in the chicken cage, "I've been slapped by the wolf all over me, so give me a face at night, I'll be overwhelmed and shocked."
"Hey," Congliang stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the system lovingly to comfort him, but thinking that the system said that it had been snarled all over, he finally retracted his finger, "Next time he wants to catch you, don't run away. , the chickens in the whole chicken rack, you can see which one he grabs without reaching out his hand." Don't let all those caught are sold, eaten by wolves and stewed.
"Yeah." The system nodded the chicken's head, and lay on the chicken rack with all sides upright, "Go and choke your face."
Congliang made noodles in the evening. She has been making noodles lately. Yun Chou also liked to eat it at the beginning. Congliang has a lot of tricks, but no matter how delicious it is, it can’t stand three meals or two. It’s all noodles. However, Yun Chou frowned at the smell of noodles that night.
After dinner, Yun Chou went to wash up, and Cong Liang picked out a small plate of dried noodles and held it up against the wall and went to the chicken rack. Yun Chou took a bath every time. He didn't go back right away, he squatted on the ground and chatted with the system in his mind for a while.
Who knows how long it will take, Yun Chou will be washed out, and the ghost asks from the top of Cong Liang's head, "What are you doing?"
I kicked the small dish and the system into the chicken rack with one kick from Liangxiao, and then sat on the ground with my legs crossed, "I...cool and cool...hehehe."
"There's chicken **** on the ground." Yun Chou was blind and couldn't see the overturned noodles on the ground. The system was also in good spirits. Cong Liang's kick was kicked, and the kicked tossed for several weeks, but he didn't make a sound.
"Go back to the house to take a shower." Yun Chou said.
Afterwards, the two got together, and the system angrily scolded Congliang for kicking it. Yun Chou couldn't see it anyway, and he couldn't see it without kicking.
Unexpectedly, this little episode caused Yun Chou's suspicion. He really couldn't see it, but he could smell it. The smell of choking noodles was sent into his nose by the evil wind that he didn't know where it came from. , Yun Chou kept calm and fed the chicken with the rest of the noodles, which seemed reasonable, but the chicken was on the shelves in the dark, and there was no noodles left in the pot at night.
Yun Chou's heart, even if he can escape his blind eyes, he can't escape his heart that can frighten him to death. In less than three days, Yun Chou took advantage of Cong Liang's old noodles with leftover noodles. He knew exactly which chicken to wash and feed.
It shouldn't be said to be leftover noodles, it was left on purpose, because Yun Chou once ate all the noodles left in the pot and licked his lips to make it look like he wasn't full. Cong Liang also just brought him sugar cakes. , and then while he was washing, he went to the chicken rack with the noodles that he "deliberately" left behind.
After Yun Chou continued to observe and test for seven or eight days, he was completely sure of one thing that made him angry. Chicken's? !
Ah.
In the late summer and early autumn, the weather was a little cooler, and when Liang got firewood on this day, she didn't go home until it got dark. It was rare for Yun Chou to take the initiative not to follow her, so she wanted to get more.
After unloading the truck, as soon as I entered the house, the strong smell of meat hit my nostrils. Cong Liangwen froze before he even mentioned his smile. Is this, this, this special chicken smell? !
With a grin and a sad face, he opened the cauldron, and sure enough, the custard-yellow chicken soup in the cauldron was tumbling and boiling, and the small pieces of chicken tumbling in the boiling iron pan lined up with hairs on the back of the back.
Cong Liang tapped the system several times in his head, but the system didn't respond, and he didn't speak when it was connected, only a small whimper came.
Holding the last glimmer of hope, I went to the chicken rack for three laps, but I couldn't find the system. Sure enough, the broken pieces of yellow soup in the pot, and the chicken head that was split in half, were tumbling little squares.
What a sin, why was it stewed so early?
Congliang knocked the system without making a sound, and when he returned to the room, Yun Chou was holding a bowl of soup, and when he heard Cong Liang enter the room, he didn't turn his head back, but there was a smile in his voice.
"Go wash your hands and eat. I stewed an old hen that can't lay eggs today, and I'll make it up for you."
His voice was so gentle that he could squeeze out water, but he heard Congliang's legs soften. He washed his hands shyly, and smelled the smell of a house of stewed small squares.
Yun Chou filled Cong Liang with a big bowl of chicken soup, "Drink more."
After speaking, a pair of misty and harmless eyes looked at Congliang, and slowly raised his lips again, revealing the two small dimples that were exactly the same as when she wanted her to go to the wolf's den.
Cong Liang was watched for a long time, his throat was smoking, and he held up the chicken soup with a sad face. He just took a sip when he heard Yun Chou ask faintly.
"Is it delicious?" Yun Chou said, "I didn't kill this chicken and let it bleed, but threw it into hot boiling water and scalded it to death."
Cong Liang sips the chicken soup on the ground, and he doesn't know if his lips are numb from the heat or numb from fear.
"Isn't it good to drink? Didn't the aunt who killed chickens at the market say that as long as the chickens were scalded alive, they would not bleed, and they would taste delicious when they were boiled."
Congliang was about to cry with the bowl in his hand, when suddenly the system spoke in his head, his voice sounded like a nasty cry, "He grabbed me inexplicably, you won't let me hide if you don't tell me, I didn't hide, he I grabbed the house and threw it into the water... woo woo woo, if you want to get out of the world directly, it's **** him... suck..." The system covered his mouth in time, and Congliang could still hear not only the cry but the fake cry, which forced the moment. Eating noodles!
The sympathy that had been filled immediately disappeared, Cong Liang took another sip from the bowl, and Yun Chou spoke again faintly.
"Does it taste like noodles?"
"Pfft!" Congliang sprayed the chicken soup on the ground again, lying on the table and couldn't stop laughing. She was secretive with the system, and she knew all about her feelings...
After laughing for a while, Cong Liang wiped his mouth with the towel on the table, and went around the table to find that Yun Chou's back was straight at the moment, the blue veins on the stretched forehead were protruding, and the fingers were twisted together.
Hu Lu, who was distressed by his conscience, patted his hair and put his arms around his neck from behind, "Darling, what do you call a little chicken?"
Cong Liang said, "That's a friend of mine..."
"A friend who specializes in noodles every day? Why don't you tell me directly, what to do to be sneaky..." Yun Chou bit the hurtful words below, his voice trembling.
Congliang: "..." I told you earlier that Xiaofang might have been torn apart by the wolf long ago, as if you were reasonable!
A chicken can't stand to be careful.
He sighed in an untraceable manner, wrapped his arms around Yun Chou's neck, and sat on Yun Chou's lap, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I can't atone for my crimes..."
As Cong Liang said, he held Yun Chou's slightly pursed lips, pursed it with his lips, opened his teeth with his small tongue, and hooked Yun Chou's tongue into a soft kiss.
The toes touched the ground, and the tight thighs drove the waist to sway gently, rubbing against her big baby's little baby.
After all, Xiao Fang’s body was stewed, and Congliang was a little off-putting, so Yun Chou would force her to eat it and ask her if she smelled like noodles, so let’s spread the evil fire of Yun Chou first so that the matter can be brought to light.
Yun Chou twisted his fingers together, slowly wrapped his arms around Congliang's back, hugged him tightly, and fondled fiercely. He knew that this was not normal at all.
But he just couldn't control himself, he knew it was wrong, he was afraid that the little monster would get angry if he died, but he still killed the chicken. He was also afraid that it would not be killed like the little monster with a knife, so he scalded it with boiling water.
The little monster is his own, why cook noodles for a chicken, not even a chicken, who knows if the monster will become a human...
Yun Chou rolled onto the kang with Cong Liang in his arms. Cong Liang pulled down the veil that blocked the wind at night, and lay down on an empty stomach to "atone for sin". She understood Yun Chou's character, so she didn't tell him, and the two who first fought with the system It's just how long it can be concealed, but I didn't expect it to be so fast.
The suffocating intimacy, the constant surveillance, and the turbulence of the grass are like worrying about the gains and losses of the enemy.
Cong Liang indulgently opened his body, his fingertips traced Yun Chou's tensed and vigorous back, and his side head kissed Yun Chou's chaotic face.
But what can be done, just like Yun Chou cares about what she cares about, even a little chicken can be a soldier, and Congliang also likes him, and even these seemingly unbearable characters can't be hated at all.
Even with the burden, she only admits that she is a bear with a honeypot on her back.