Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 503: The Prankster

Gu Yunmu is a perpetual entertainer.

He enjoys watching and creating fun, but not everyone’s antics can make him laugh.

If he has the chance to see Gu Yu’s antics, he’s willing to travel far and wide.

To Tuanzi, it seemed like she sent the video one moment, and Gu Yunmu arrived the next.

This young man, still sporting pink hair, held his phone and closely followed Gu Yu.

Whenever Gu Yu was being lectured by his two brothers, he’d laugh out loud while steadily recording.

Tuanzi: (⊙o⊙)

Si Huai wasn’t familiar with this cousin.

He stuffed a segment of orange into Tuanzi’s mouth and whispered, "I think he received the video and immediately took the highway to get here. It takes about an hour."

Tuanzi leaned her head in and whispered, "Could he be mid-conversation with someone, and halfway through, just tossed them aside to run over here?"

Si Huai was silent.

He wasn’t familiar with Gu Yunmu, but within just a few minutes, he’d seen through his personality, realizing he might actually do just that.

"If he really did that," Tuanzi snorted, "Miaomiao will complain to Brother Qize!"

Gu Yunmu is only afraid of Gu Qize.

However, fear or not, Gu Yunmu always stirs trouble for Gu Qize.

Before Tuanzi could complain, Gu Yu questioned this himself.

"Am I that unreliable?"

Gu Yunmu complained: "Of course I’ve handled everything before coming over."

Tuanzi walked past holding an empty fruit platter and, hearing this, muttered yet again, "You are just that unreliable."

The pink-haired youth immediately turned and pinched her cheek.

Not only did he pinch her cheek, but he also pretended to cry, "So in Miaomiao’s mind, I’m like this? My heart is breaking."

While saying this, he snuck a peek at his sister’s reaction.

He saw the little girl with wide eyes, curiously looking at his chest, "A broken heart? Let me see, maybe I can use glue to mend it?"

Gu Yunmu: "..." This time, he truly felt like crying!

To restore his image, Gu Yunmu prepared to announce an earth-shattering plan!

He just lifted his little legs when Tuanzi halted, her big eyes glistening with curiosity and doubt.

"Is it really a big plan?"

Gu Yunmu nodded like a pecking chicken, then, like a weasel, pointed to the courtyard, meaning they should talk there.

Tuanzi put down the fruit platter, skeptical, and followed after him.

[Ancient Martial System: Do you really believe him? Perhaps he’s toying with you again]

[Miaomiao: Hmph, if he dares to mess with me, I’ll poke his acupoints and make him stand like a statue while I enjoy delicious food beside him, letting him smell but not taste! Isn’t Miaomiao so wicked and cool?]

The system was silent for a while but then earnestly supported that the host’s idea was particularly cruel, perhaps excessively so.

Tuanzi immediately crossed her little arms and chuckled smugly, clearly imitating a villain from TV dramas.

But what villain is as cute as she is? The system thought.

Tuanzi followed Gu Yunmu to the courtyard, squatting together in front of the flowers.

Mu Xue was skilled at growing flowers, and at this moment, the jasmine, roses, and peonies were blooming vibrantly, with marigolds smiling from below.

Tuanzi suddenly thought of the flowers in her own courtyard, sighing with worry.

As she was unguarded, someone sneakily attempted to pluck a flower and put it on her head.

"Don’t pick!"

Tuanzi reacted quickly, pressing down his hand with a stern face, "Let them stay on the branch; they look prettier and last longer that way."

The pink-haired youth hurriedly admitted his mistake, afraid of upsetting his sister, quickly changing the subject. 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

"Wasn’t I teased by Gu Chi before..."

Tuanzi spoke again sternly, "Brother Gu Chi."

Gu Yunmu begrudgingly said: "Yes, Brother Gu Chi. Ugh, I wish I were born earlier."

Among so many cousins, he was only older than Gu Che and Gu Miaomiao.

"Didn’t I complain about the old man’s bad habits last time," the pink-haired youth looked dejected, "and felt my brother was really pitiful, so he teased me for it."

Tuanzi took the chance to pat the dog’s head.

She was quite curious, "How did Brother Gu Chi tease you? Tell Miaomiao... cough, cough, let her judge."

Gu Yunmu, lost in his memories, didn’t notice the little cutie was ready to poke fun at him.

"Well, he," the pink-haired youth awkwardly turned his head to look at the brightly blooming flowers, "he said my big brother protected me for so long, I should protect him now. He also said that the old man tolerated my antics because my brother willingly submitted to his control."

As he spoke, the young man lowered his head.

Tuanzi stopped patting the dog’s head and lightly patted instead.

"Brother Qize is really nice to you, even if he seems strict."

Big Brother can be strict, yet she knows he’s doing it for her good. Besides, Big Brother is serious on the outside but soft-hearted inside.

The pink-haired youth sniffled, "He’s great, always giving me an iron fist punishment, I suspect he’s punched me silly!"

Her shiny black eyes widened bit by bit.

The little girl sincerely said, "Isn’t it because Brother Yunmu was silly from the start?"

This silliness refers to having zero emotional intelligence.

Gu Yunmu looked unbelievingly, wide-eyed, "Me, I’m silly?"

Feeling guilty, his eyes darted around.

"Not, not silly, really, it’s just better sometimes not to speak. You anger Brother Qize, so he hits you. Just don’t annoy him."

Gu Yunmu understood that this meant he was disliked for being unable to talk properly.

He straightened his neck and chest, righteous, "I always speak the truth!"

Tuanzi nodded perfunctorily.

Indeed, always speaking the truth, chasing away those who pursued him for his looks and talent! Always speaking the truth, making Brother Qize beat him until his head is covered in bumps! Always speaking the truth, everyone wishes he’d shut up, even the second brother is plotting against him!

In a certain sense, Gu Yunmu is very successful at being a person; everyone ’cares’ about him!

Regarding speaking out and always stepping on toes, Gu Yunmu firmly refuses to change.

"Anyway, I’m not who I used to be, and I’m helping draw attention."

He looked at a wall, as if through it he could see Gu Yu.

"You tell me, my company isn’t nearby, why would I go to a neighboring city?"

"Isn’t it to discuss business? Your company’s matters." Tuanzi hadn’t thought of anything else.

"Absolutely not!"

Gu Yunmu tugged at his collar, slightly frustrated, "I already said, Brother Gu Chi mocked me, so I went to the old man’s group for a position."

Before, he’d only helped out; he didn’t have an actual role. Now it’s different, as it represents his formal involvement with the group’s business, staying under Gu Yu.

"I’m too outstanding," Gu Yunmu genuinely felt down, "quickly wrapping up a few projects, the old man uses me like a top, constantly spinning. He keeps an eye on me, leaving no time to monitor my brother. My brother doesn’t even know where he’s on vacation now."

"That’s wonderful!" Tuanzi cheerfully clapped her hands.

Gu Yunmu: ▼_▼