I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 335: Sect Civil War!

This isn’t just melodramatic, this is downright crazy.

Using Phoenix Power to jump off a building with him? Locking him up to tutor him on homework??

She really wants to pry open his brain and see how it formed—perhaps he was born lacking something.

It’s simply beyond words.

Even more speechless than her is Lin Banyan.

She outright abandoned continuing the story, with a tone full of deep helplessness.

"Senior... how about I pay for you to enroll in a class? Or I can recommend some movies and TV shows for you to watch more."

Shi Yuhuai was somewhat dissatisfied that she didn’t continue the story, frowning as he emphasized, "Three minutes haven’t passed; you continue to make it up."

"...Okay, I’ll keep going. After this favor, can you send me a red envelope, Senior?"

"No problem."

Shi Yuhuai indicated that the red envelope was petty; the important thing was to quickly make up the story, be professional, and smoothly get two strings of Palm Treasure.

So, Lin Banyan began the arduous task of concocting melodramatic stories again.

[I’m still too unfamiliar with Brother Huai...]

[Brother Huai, I asked you to be melodramatic, not be a dog]

[I’m going to die laughing! Xiao Hua imprisoned Tie Dan just to tutor him on homework]

[Learning has indeed become the greatest punishment in captivity games, hahahaha]

[My perspective was too narrow; I never thought Phoenix Rebirth Power could be used to jump buildings with a jerk...]

[After all, jumping down with one dead and one alive is the ending Xiao Hua wanted]

[I’m going to send the melodramatic novels I’ve collected over the years to Brother Huai]

[Beside them, Mu Qiu’s incredulous expression is truly hilarious hahahahaha]

[So, Lin Banyan and Brother Huai are just ordinary senior-junior siblings, daring enough to talk on a program]

[I’ve said it before, Brother Huai and Sister Banyan are really not involved in any love triangle; they’ve been senior and junior since childhood]

[This game segment hit the blind spot of Sister Banyan’s knowledge, hahaha]

[Lin Banyan: What Dan??? I only know chicken eggs and duck eggs, not Tie Dan]

[Brother Huai doesn’t answer calls when unhappy, hahahaha; after so many years, he still can’t get over it]

[I think Brother Huai is using this task to clarify rumors]

[Maybe he’s irritated by repeatedly being "caught in a love triangle," forcing even a straight guy to think carefully about clarifying rumors indirectly]

[Mu Qiu gets another red envelope from Brother Huai, wuwuwuwu, I’m so jealous; I also want Brother Huai’s cloud treat red envelope]

[Brother Cheng came quietly, standing in the back where I almost didn’t see him]

[Though reluctant to admit it, studying various clues, I think Brother Cheng might really have feelings for Mu Qiu]

[Tang Zi just came out of the bathroom looking unwell; back then, there seemed to be only Brother Cheng and Mu Qiu there...]

[Blindly guessing for a hot search]

[Pay more attention to Brother Cheng’s work; he can fall in love whenever he wants; after all, he’s thirty, and if he doesn’t fall in love, I’d start to suspect something’s wrong with him]

[Cheng Zhi hopes he’s happy; aside from that, occasionally appearing on screen for us is enough; we won’t dictate his life]

[Yang will be envious again]

[It’s not that we won’t allow Li Yang to fall in love, just that we clearly know if he does, it will undoubtedly affect his thriving career, so maybe it should wait a bit]

[Brother Huai rarely shows appreciation for someone, hahahahaha]

[Lin Banyan didn’t watch the show; judging by the sound, she seems a bit tired]

[Oh dear, how does Mu Qiu have so much hair?? And shiny too]

[Shu Ran has been smiling genuinely, meeting beauty and showing a different vibe, hahahaha]

[Tang Zi is really not entertaining here; I just want to see something funny, and she totally lacks any sense of humor]

[Does Brother Cheng have a humorous vibe?]

[But he’s handsome! With him standing up there, my liking is sealed]

[...]

After finishing a rough story in three minutes, the staff announced time’s up, and Shi Yuhuai and Lin Banyan both breathed a sigh of relief.

With mics on and the sound projected onto the big screen, everyone clearly heard them.

Lin Banyan hurriedly hung up the call, while Shi Yuhuai contentedly received his two strings of Palm Treasure.

"Everyone’s" happy.

Mu Qiu was still pondering; even though Shi Yuhuai’s continuation of the story earlier seemed a bit insane, upon reflection, it wasn’t a bad twist for a silly melodramatic text.

Someone might well enjoy this?

Beside them, Guan Yu and Li Yang were still laughing at Shi Yuhuai’s strange thought process, while two people solely focused on inter-team romances finished watching the fun and started selecting their tasks.

Right in the midst of doing their own things and enjoying the humor, the electronic screen suddenly blared three times.

"Beep—Beep—Beep—"

Then the mechanical electronic sound switched to a deep male voice.

"Congratulations for selecting the Guild Internal Battle! Three teams, paste food stickers on arms, no group requirements, enter the food capture battle, limited time of thirty minutes! The member with the most food by the end succeeds and wins a surprise gift pack!"

Everyone turned to the screen.

"...What’s happening?"

"An internal battle???"

"Again with the sticker-snatching?!!!"

"Who chose this task?"

People near each other looked at one another, and eventually, everyone’s gaze converged at Fu Ran at the far end.

Fu Ran: "...I just thought this task might be interesting."

Ye Mian: "Looking at it this way, it is indeed quite interesting."

Guan Yu: "Not just interesting. It’s downright life-threatening."

Li Yang: "Did you watch the second episode? That was my nightmare."

Mu Qiu: "I sense someone might overturn their fate with this game."

Shu Ran: "Are we really going to grab?"

Tang Zi: "Is it scary? Can those from the same group snatch too?"

Shi Yuhuai: "Grab." 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦

As soon as Shi Yuhuai said the word "grab," the staff came up with a stack of barbecue stickers.

Guan Yu glanced over: "That’s not the same sticker from before; it kind of looks like fridge magnets."

No matter what type, the staff methodically pasted them from shoulder to hand, like giving them scrubs.

These food stickers were quite cute; Mu Qiu pinched the squid sticker at her elbow and looked at the arms of others.

Shi Yuhuai had the most, his arms covered with food stickers, indicating a fruitful haul. Shu Ran, Cheng Zhirang, and Fu Ran followed.

Shu Ran surprisingly ended up among the experts just by having two extra vegetarian dishes.

Besides them, Li Yang had quite a few.

As for herself, Mu Qiu discreetly peeled off the grilled chicken wing sticker from her arm and reattached it to the inner side.

Should she encounter people like Li Yang and Cheng Zhirang, they might hold back due to gender differences, not snatching the sticker.

But if she comes across Shi Yuhuai... she’d have to consider herself unlucky.

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I wrote down in my little notebook what food each person got after completing the tasks. The ones with recognizable names, that’s mostly Brother Huai, and those like Shu Ran who received tasks when Mu Qiu and others completed trampoline tasks, mainly Shu Ran with two strings of vegetarian vegetables; besides, it also involved Brother Cheng and Fu Ran gaining a bit of additional stuff.

That’s correct, isn’t it~