I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality-Chapter 910 - 438: Mirror of the Heart Bodhi, The Way of Kui Ba_2

Chapter 910: Chapter 438: Mirror of the Heart Bodhi, The Way of Kui Ba_2

He, a zombie, booked a Bodhisattva rank in advance?

Does that make any sense?

Xu Qing was speechless, as the Three Lights Divine Water is the supreme treasure of the Dao sect, and the Sumeru Heart Bodhi is the supreme treasure of the Buddhist sect.

And now he cultivates both schools; if he doesn’t succeed in his cultivation, then fine.

If he truly succeeds in cultivation, wouldn’t he become a true double-category zombie?

No, if he can truly become a pure Drought Fiend, coupled with his inherent zombie attributes, then he would be a triple-category Daoist Buddhist corpse.

Left hand forming the gesture of Infinite Celestial Venerable, right hand raised in Amitabha Buddha...

Xu Qing furrowed his brows, feeling that perhaps his path in cultivation wasn’t quite right.

This must be cultivation gone astray, right?

Xu Qing shook his head; now his foundation was seeded, and there was no turning back; even if the path ahead was distorted, contravened common sense, he had only one choice, which was to forge ahead.

Moreover, another thing that delighted Zombie Xu greatly was the sprouting of the Mind Mirror Bodhi, which indirectly opened his last sphere of General Knowledge, achieving the opening of eight of Xu Qing’s nine spheres.

The last is Last Sphere Knowledge, which, once opened, can allow one to seek fortune and avoid calamity, and even disasters can be adapted.

Now, from the eye, ear, mouth, nose, tongue, body, mind, last, to camouflaged nine spheres of General Knowledge, Xu Qing had only the ’Miraculous Mouth Knowledge’ not yet opened.

The foundation of cultivating Miraculous Mouth Knowledge lies in ’open and close.’

That is, when opening the mouth, words flow like pearls, the tongue blooms with lotus flowers; when closing the mouth, one can hold back breath, consolidating air within, only when both are achieved can this knowledge be unlocked.

Xu Qing manages the three teachings, presides over the white matters of Jin Sect, and daily relies on speech for funeral rites, disaster dispelling, and averting evil through verbal skills.

Coincidentally, he is inherently talkative and loves to hide in the mundane world, immersed in the Jinggu market.

Moreover, he has mastered the White Mouth Heavenly Constitution Divine Technique, which ensures his eloquence is profound and unending, fully sufficient for the ’open’ aspect of Miraculous Mouth Knowledge’s ’open and close.’

Now Xu Qing is only a step away from ’close’ to mastering Miraculous Mouth Knowledge.

For this issue, he has a Divine Technique called the Silence Curse.

However, to practice this technique requires first breaking the four negative traits of ’false speech, divisive speech, harsh speech, and frivolous speech,’ and accumulating a breath of ’repressed’ air within the heart.

As long as one endures and keeps silent, even when cursed, his chest will be filled with repressed frustration, and the air accumulated in one year would equal ten years of hard cultivation for ordinary people!

If during this time he witnesses the various injustices of the world and remains silent, then the Silence Meditation will become complete, and Miraculous Mouth Knowledge can also be achieved!

At that time, a hundred years of pent-up anger will burst forth all at once, its power will be enough to shake mountains and connect to the heavens!

But for Xu Qing, this is even more intolerable than someone stealing his corpse.

He, a funeral director who relies on his words, often bearing the mission of preaching the three teachings as the sect leader, how could he betray his own nature and cultivate that ’cowardly repressed skill’ comparable to a turtle?

"The Dao of Heaven is that those who follow it prosper, those who oppose it perish. If one forcefully cultivates the art against one’s nature, even if one gains divine powers, one will lose one’s true essence..."

Xu Qing had just comforted himself, but then immediately thought of a problem that was hard to resolve.

Everyone says those who oppose Heaven will perish, but he, being a zombie, is already as dead as can be, isn’t he?

"The Great Dao is fifty, with one hidden. Where is there perfection in the world? I’ve opened eight spheres of General Knowledge, leaving one, which also conforms to the Great Dao!"

Xu Qing used the White Mouth Heavenly Constitution Divine Technique to hypnotize himself, stubbornly turning black into white, claiming imperfection as perfection!

...

Aside from the Corpse Body Buddha, this journey for exorcism along the Ancient Yin River Dao brought an unexpected gain for Xu Qing.

That was the White Bone Bodhisattva from Yunzhou, listed as the first and last among the twelve doors of the Ancient Yin River Dao.

The White Bone Bodhisattva was originally an abandoned corpse when the Merciful Medicine King Bodhisattva of the Buddha realm achieved his Dao fruit.

At that time, before the Medicine King achieved Bodhisattvahood, he cut his flesh as medicine to save the world, until his body became white bones, he detached from them, using his great wishing power to save sentient beings, reformed his body, and achieved Bodhisattvahood.

The discarded white bones became the current White Bone Bodhisattva possessed by an evil corpse.

This evil corpse is starkly different from the Medicine King Bodhisattva who relieved the body and mind of all suffering.

The White Bone Bodhisattva indulges in cutting human flesh and making bones for pleasure.

If Monk Xin Yuan lets wine and meat pass through his bowels while the Buddha stays in his heart, then the White Bone Bodhisattva discards the Buddha and abandons the ancestors, stuffing the flesh of sentient beings into his hollow bones to compensate for the lack of flesh, becoming the three poison corpse.

Previously, the White Bone Bodhisattva appeared benevolent, but under Xu Qing’s hand its true form showed, a patched flesh robe Bodhisattva made from the skins of countless people!

Peeling away the multicolored skin that grew like festering sores, there was only a shadowy, ghastly white Bodhisattva bone left.

Xu Qing glanced at the rewards. They turned out to be two Buddhist Divine Techniques.

One was a Buddhist-exclusive Divine Technique, Fatian Xiangdi – Sumeru Vajra Form.

This Divine Technique, also known as Divine Arm Sky Net, allows those who practice it to receive divine aid throughout their limbs. Not only can they extend and retract freely, but as long as their magical power is sufficient, they can extend infinitely.

Even if someone is amidst the clouds, they can lengthen their arms and legs to attack the ground, qualifying it as a ’long-range close combat’ Divine Technique.

Xu Qing clicked his tongue in wonder. Others might not be interested in this technique, but he held great expectations.

Infinitely extending arms, doesn’t it mean he can grab corpses from afar to perform rituals or to transcend them on the spot?

If he could add three heads and six arms, it would undoubtedly enhance his funeral skills immensely!

Xu Shopkeeper, always mindful of improving his professional abilities, completely forgot that Sumeru Vajra Form was a Fatian Xiangdi attack Divine Technique.

However, even if he remembered, Xu Qing wouldn’t care.

The last thing he lacked was attack Divine Techniques.

Next, Xu Qing looked at the final reward, Hengsha Transmutation Technique.

The Buddhist scriptures have the metaphor of the number of sands in the Ganges, from which Hengsha Transmutation Technique originates.

As long as the Hengsha technique is cultivated to perfection, a person’s body will be like the sands of the Ganges, forming and dispersing without shape. Not only can it transform into thousands of forms, but it can also generate limbs as aids to one’s manifestation.

The Thousand-Hand Guanyin Form originates from this technique.

Xu Qing raised an eyebrow, realizing it’s still a post-sales cultivation technique.

Generating limbs, transforming forms, coupled with the Divine Arm Sky Net of Sumeru Vajra Form – this set of Buddhist vajra home techniques is now fully assembled!

"This Divine Technique can only be practiced by those with Buddhist roots and wisdom; it cannot be passed on to Immortal Hall disciples, but Chen Liu’Er can cultivate it..."

Xu Qing is considered half a godfather to Chen Liu’Er, but unfortunately, his good godson apprenticed to a ’useless’ master.

That monk named Xinyuan refuses to teach Chen Liu’Er the Divine Techniques for slaying demons, subduing devils, and overcoming enemies.

Every day, apart from persuading people with Buddhist teachings on compassion and Zen principles, Xinyuan teaches no other techniques.

Although Xu Qing is outspoken, he always cherishes the younger generation.

While personally instructing Shiyue, he secretly passed protective techniques to Chen Liu’Er.

Techniques like Embrace Gang Child Skill, Dragon Elephant Wisdom Skill, Vajra Arhat Mantra, Unmoving Bright King Seal, which he himself couldn’t use, were all taught to Chen Liu’Er.

This matter remains a secret between the two, known only to Shiyue and Xuan Yu, excluding the monk Xinyuan.

Xu Qing couldn’t teach Buddhism, only physics.

He had already made up his mind that he would later pass these two Buddhist Divine Techniques to Chen Liu’Er.

...

At the Ancient Yin River Dao, Xu Qing summoned the Mountain and River Cauldron, and after refining the corpse of the Corpse Body Buddha, he did not choose to continue refining the White Bone Bodhisattva body.

Two sect leaders in one state are already unexpected. If he refines everything in one place, Zhang Pingsheng may not withstand it, and even a single Ganzhou couldn’t bear it.

Xu Qing pondered for a moment and decided to channel all the spiritual energy from refining the Corpse Body Buddha into the Gan River.

Once the spiritual energy inside the Mountain and River Cauldron was completely depleted, he communicated with the Grand Dharma Realm and instructed Zhuang Tongsheng, Ascendant Fuluan, and others to swiftly go to Yunzhou to divert the river.

He carried the Mountain and River Cauldron, refining the White Bone Bodhisattva body while heading towards Yunzhou.

By the time he reached the borders of Yunzhou, the largest river in Yunzhou, the Jinsha River, had already been cleared of all civilians.

Ascendant Fuluan and Xie Qiongke encouraged Zhuang Tongsheng heartily, harboring mischievous intent but speaking only words of praise.

"Brother Zhuang’s magical power is profound, his Divine Techniques are infinite. This grand formation will surely be better than the one the two of us hosted back in the day!"

"Absolutely! To speak the truth, I am not even as old as Brother Zhuang, and if I could host a grand formation, Brother Zhuang is surely adept!"

The two were eager to persuade all their peers to join the rogues’ ship; under the constant assurance, Zhuang Tongsheng gradually lost himself and cluelessly signed a life-and-death pact, creating the Heaven and Earth Red Character Post.

Here, just as the post was formed, Ascendant Fuluan and Xie Qiongke withdrew, thinking a hundred miles wasn’t safe enough. The pair retreated another hundred miles before finding peace.

Zhuang Tongsheng saw his peers outside the formation two hundred miles away, and was quite baffled.

According to the crowd, this grand formation was akin to a small candle, not even reaching the caliber of a firecracker. Why did everyone flee as if seeing explosives, running so far?

Regardless of his thoughts, in the eyes of Xie Qiongke and others, the grand formation before them wasn’t the small candle; it was Zhuang Dao Master within the formation who was the real candle!