Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 2237 - 999: The Eerie Old Lady! (Part 2)

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Chapter 2237: Chapter 999: The Eerie Old Lady! (Part 2)

Liao Hongming turned around and addressed the crowd: "This is Brother Lin. It was thanks to him in the last game that I made it out alive!"

"If you want to survive, listen to Brother Lin!"

The crowd, who had initially been watching Xia Hongyao’s Big Bear, now turned their gaze to Lin Baici.

Liao Hongming didn’t care if these people listened or not; he said it to praise Lin Baici.

Salman Khan glanced at Lin Baici with considerable arrogance.

"Hello!"

The middle-aged man, smiling, pulled his lover over to strike up a conversation with Lin Baici.

The other two were women.

One of them had a round face, short hair, and was wearing jeans, high-top boots, with a flight jacket on top.

She wasn’t tall and, from her appearance, seemed like a Korean.

The other was a tall, blonde foreign girl who was very outgoing. She saw Lin Baici and proactively greeted him.

"Hey, handsome Asian guy!"

This Big Ocean Horse was wearing denim shorts, a denim jacket, and floral-patterned brown cowboy boots, exposing beautifully toned calves and thighs.

She looked like she worked out regularly.

Outside the door came the sound of a lock clicking, followed by a loud bang of the door closing.

"What’s she doing outside?"

Xia Hongyao saw the old woman leave with an empty vegetable basket.

"She must be buying vegetables!"

Liao Hongming quickly answered.

After the previous round of beating, he understood the situation clearly and now focused on being obedient.

"What clues have you all found?"

Xia Hongyao pressed on.

"Anyone trying to get out will be chopped to death by that old hag!"

Liao Hongming shuddered, recalling the scene from before.

"That old woma... the old lady seemed to teleport."

The middle-aged man continued: "We clearly saw her from the window, going downstairs and walking away, but when that unlucky guy opened the door, she was right there!"

"Then she pulled a cleaver from her basket and hacked him to death!"

"You probably don’t know what happened next!"

The middle-aged man teased.

"Enough!"

His lover covered her ears and shrank back onto the sofa, suddenly shouting loudly, as if struck by fear.

"The unlucky guy who opened the door was hacked to death!"

Liao Hongming nervously swallowed: "Then the corpse was dragged into the kitchen. What happened next, ask her, she saw it!"

Liao Hongming referred to Gu Qingqiu.

"Chopped into pieces and dumped in the trash can!"

Gu Qingqiu spoke calmly.

The middle-aged man thought the girl was a tough cookie; she didn’t bat an eye at such a scene.

She sure had nerves of steel.

"Brother Lin, we need to figure out a way to escape quickly!"

Liao Hongming urged Lin Baici.

"Why leave? Let’s just wait and enjoy the clay pot rice!"

Lin Baici walked to the sofa and sat down.

"Hey, handsome!"

Like a Western cowboy, the Big Ocean Horse walked over, leaned back, and fell onto the sofa, then naturally wrapped her arm around Lin Baici’s shoulder.

Lin Baici glanced at the Big Ocean Horse’s hand.

"Why so cold?"

The Big Ocean Horse complained.

"Do you know me?"

Lin Baici retorted.

"Love at first sight, isn’t that allowed?"

The Big Ocean Horse blinked her blue eyes: "I’m older than you, you can call me Cowgirl Sis!"

Liao Hongming was dumbfounded.

What’s up with this Big Ocean Horse?

Sure, Lin Baici’s handsome, but did that warrant such public affection?

The middle-aged man squinted; anything unusual spelled trouble, this Big Ocean Horse surely had secrets.

"Are you a God Hunter?"

Lin Baici scrutinized Cowgirl Sis. He didn’t know her strength, but she seemed quite daring.

"Isn’t it obvious?"

Cowgirl Sis laughed heartily: "I’m well-acquainted with the Great Shaman."

Lin Baici nodded.

"Feel reassured now?"

As she spoke, Cowgirl Sis planted a kiss on Lin Baici.

"Hey!"

Xia Hongyao frowned.

"What’s up?"

Cowgirl Sis looked at the high ponytail: "Are you his girlfriend?"

"No!"

"What do you mean by speaking out?"

The cowgirl didn’t understand: "Even if you’re his girlfriend, as long as you’re not married, he still has the right to date freely!"

"Why don’t you say that even if he’s married, you also have the right to seduce him?"

Xia Hongyao was displeased.

Liao Hongming was envious, this Big Ocean Horse had a perfect figure, with a well-shaped backside, so round it made people want to slap it hard. Her looks were quite high, except for some freckles, she tanned a bit dark from sunbathing too much, otherwise, no flaws.

She’s a top-class Big Ocean Horse!

Salman Khan sat in the corner, watching these people with a sullen gaze. He originally wanted to win over that cowgirl, but she unexpectedly went straight to that Jiuzhou Man.

Damn!

"Stop arguing!"

Lin Baici got up, went to the bedroom, planning to gather clues while the old lady was not around.

He didn’t quite trust the words of this woman who called herself the cowgirl, and even if she had a good relationship with the Great Shaman, Lin Baici wouldn’t trust her.

"You better hurry, that old lady usually brings a few people back about an hour after she goes out!"

Gu Qingqiu reminded.

The house had two rooms, one living room, and one bathroom. The furniture was old, the corner of the bathroom’s makeup mirror was broken, but it was wiped very clean.

This was a not-wealthy, but steadily-going family.

Lin Baici saw a family portrait on the nightstand in the bedroom.

A family of five.

Besides the old lady and her husband, there was the son and daughter-in-law, and a grandson who looked somewhat skinny.

"I’ve never seen the old lady’s family!"

Gu Qingqiu leaned against the door frame: "I reckon, this whole pollution is related to her grandson!"

"There aren’t many clues here though."

"Hmm!"

Lin Baici continued searching.

He spent twenty minutes, searched once, found nothing, and unwilling, he checked again.

The sound of the door opening suddenly came.

The middle-aged man and his lover immediately sat back down.

"Brother Lin, hurry back to the living room, don’t wander around!"

Liao Hongming called out in a low voice.

Voices could be heard from outside, obviously, the old lady had brought people back again.

Soon, a tall and strong black man appeared at the entrance of the living room.

"OH MY GOD!"

The black man didn’t expect there to be so many people inside, he got a fright and exclaimed, even with a rap tone in his voice.

You could say it was a racial talent.

This black man was wearing beach shorts, stepping on a pair of limited edition basketball shoes, with a plaid shirt unbuttoned, a big gold chain around his neck, and sunglasses on his head.

Liao Hongming frowned as soon as he saw this black man.

"Hey!"

The black man greeted.

He had a total of five rings on his hands, three on the left and two on the right, with a Rolex on his left wrist, the epitome of a nouveau riche.

Lin Baici didn’t pay him any mind, and instead looked behind him.

Hoffman appeared there.

The slave owner didn’t expect to encounter Lin Baici here, was slightly stunned, and started to suspect if the Ghost Ship God purposely put them together, to make them kill each other.

"You’re all hungry, right?"

The old lady, wearing heat-insulating gloves, brought out a large darkened clay pot: "Clay pot rice is here!"

"I’ll help you get bowls and chopsticks!"

Gu Qingqiu stood up, giving Xia Hongyao a look.

"I’ll go too!"

Xia Hongyao followed.

"No need, just sit, I’ve got this!"

The old lady cheerfully invited everyone, just like a kind grandmother.

The dining table wasn’t big, couldn’t fit so many people.

A-San immediately rushed over and grabbed a seat.

"Lin Baici, come on!"

The cowgirl was the second to sit down, even patting the seat beside her, indicating Lin Baici to sit there.

The middle-aged man and his lover also hurried to sit down.

The black man was large in size, and once he sat down, he directly took up the space for two people.

The Korean woman also came over and sat down.

By the time Gu Qingqiu and Xia Hongyao sat down, there was no space left around the dining table.

Lin Baici and Hoffman were still standing.

"You’re not going to grab a seat?"

Lin Baici was in no hurry.

Hoffman snorted, walked to the dining table, grabbed the middle-aged man’s hair with one hand, and tossed him out directly.

"What are you doing?" 𝕗𝚛𝚎𝚎𝐰𝗲𝗯𝗻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝕞

The middle-aged man was furious.

Snap!

Hoffman snapped his fingers, and the middle-aged man immediately couldn’t speak.

"Hurry up and sit, it’s time to eat!"

The old lady came out from the kitchen with the tableware.