Deities Are All Just My Food-Chapter 2238 - 1000: Xia Hongyao: The Three of Us Are Geniuses—We’re Sure to Win!

Chapter 2238: Chapter 1000: Xia Hongyao: The Three of Us Are Geniuses—We’re Sure to Win!

"The table is small, you two squeeze together and make room for them!"

The old woman complained to the Black man and Hoffman.

One was a big guy, the other very self-important, taking up a lot of space.

"OK!"

The Black man immediately shrank back, as if freezing in ice and snow.

Hoffman was unwilling, but the pollution had just begun, and he didn’t dare to lose his temper directly, so he could only endure.

After a minute of fussing, everyone finally squeezed onto the dining table.

The old woman lifted the lid of the earthen pot, and a fragrant aroma immediately wafted out, but everyone had no time to savor this fragrance.

Because as the old woman uncovered the pot, a piercing baby’s cry emitted from the earthen pot, sounding creepy.

"Oh my, this claypot rice isn’t really made with a baby, is it?"

Liao Hongming was startled.

The cry sounded as if a baby’s spirit was attached to the earthen pot.

The old woman was straightforward, serving a big bowl of rice, handed it to the side piece.

The side piece didn’t want to take it, looking at the middle-aged man.

"Don’t be shy!"

The old woman smiled kindly.

"..."

The side piece thought to herself, I’m not being polite, I’m scared.

[Take the bowl!]

Eater God’s commentary: [The last one to get the bowl is in trouble!]

"Old woman, I’m hungry, give me a bowl first!"

No need for Eater God to say, Lin Baici was also preparing to proactively ask for a bowl of rice, because it was clear, there was no avoiding this.

The old woman passed the bowl to Lin Baici.

Lin Baici gave Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu a look.

"Old woman, give me a bowl too!"

The cowgirl sister and Liao Hongming both spoke up.

Lin Baici proactively asking for a bowl implied it wasn’t a big issue; following suit would be safe.

Whatever the situation, once someone takes the lead, it’s easier.

Everyone clamored for the old woman to give them a bowl.

When the old woman handed it to the middle-aged man, the side piece reached out to take it, wanting to grab it first.

Slap!

The old woman slapped her hand away.

"Didn’t you refuse just now?"

The old woman dismissed her: "Give it to others first, you wait!"

"Hehe!"

The side piece awkwardly chuckled, rubbing her hand.

Soon, everyone was served a bowl of rice.

The rice smelled quite fragrant, just if only the grains soaked with meat broth wouldn’t emit cries, it sounded eerily chilling.

"Hurry up and eat?"

The old woman urged: "What are you all dazing for?"

Everyone looked around, gauging each other’s reactions, none dared to pick up their chopsticks.

Who knows, if they eat it, will there be any problem?

In this stalemate, the old woman got unhappy, and with a bang, slammed her chopsticks on the table.

"Why aren’t you eating?"

The old woman roared.

Xia Hongyao picked up the bowl and chopsticks, pretending, then signaled Lin Baici across the bowl, wondering what to do.

The old woman looked at the side piece: "Why aren’t you eating?"

"I... I’m not hungry!"

The side piece panicked, her pleading gaze turned towards the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man lowered his head, pretending not to hear, he didn’t want to be targeted by that old hag.

The old woman didn’t speak, she picked up a rice paddle from the earthen pot, and suddenly, with a backhand swoop, viciously slapped the side piece’s mouth.

Slap!

"Ah!"

The side piece was slapped so hard she couldn’t sit still and fell to the ground.

Her mouth visibly swelled up.

The old woman swiftly picked up the earthen pot, then like an old bat infected with rabies, pounced on the side piece, straddled her, raised the earthen pot high, and used it as a weapon, bashing it on her head.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The side piece struggled, her hands flailing and clawing, her feet kicking wildly, but couldn’t shake off the old hag.

"Uncle Zheng!"

The side piece screamed desperately for help from the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man swallowed, wanting to help, but it was beyond his ability.

That old woman, when she started hitting, was quicker and vicious than even him, the middle-aged man estimated he couldn’t win.

Moreover, it wasn’t worth getting into trouble for a side piece.

Seeing the middle-aged man not helping her, the side piece sought help from the others.

"Help me!"

"I’m begging you!"

The side piece couldn’t win by resisting, wanting to escape but couldn’t shake off the old hag.

That old hag was like she was parasitic on her.

[Ignore it!]

[There’s no saving her!]

Lin Baici was still hesitating whether to lend a hand, but upon hearing Eater God’s commentary, he immediately gave Xia Hongyao a look, indicating her to hold fire.

"Play dead!"

Lin Baici mouthed to the side piece.

But unfortunately, the side piece didn’t see it, even if she had, her acting was poor.

Bang bang bang!

Under the old hag’s earthen pot hammering, the side piece finally stopped moving, blood splattered everywhere.

The old woman stood up, placed the blood-stained earthen pot on the table.

Blood dripped steadily.

"Is she... is she dead?"

Liao Hongming panicked terribly.

The old woman picked up the side piece’s rice bowl, sat back on her, then pried open her mouth, forcefully stuffing rice into her mouth.

As rough as force-feeding a duck!

Lin Baici and the others were relatively composed, having seen things more frightening and bizarre than this, but Liao Hongming and the middle-aged man were a mess, trembling all over.

"Quick eat, it’ll taste bad when it’s cold."

The old woman cheerfully invited everyone, like a kind and amiable neighborhood granny.

If everyone hadn’t seen it with their own eyes, they’d hardly believe she just personally killed a woman.

Still, nobody moved.

The old woman eyed the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man was numb, glanced at his lover’s plight, he started gobbling down the rice.

The rice was fragrant, but in the middle-aged man’s heart was only fear and anxiety.

This rice eaten into the stomach, surely there’s trouble, right?