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... >Idaltar asked as if she didn’t understand.


Then let’s just try and challenge it.


Should I put money in the pig’s mouth* and go through it?


(T/N: It’s part of a ritual where foods were arranged as an offering to the spirits. The main focus was a pig’s head and people would put money in the pig’s mouth to wish for success.)


“Croak, how about having a meal first?”


“Meal?”


“Haven’t I just been resurrected? I need a meal. Croak, Croak.”

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