The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1253 - 775: Si Xue’s Not-So-Happy Mood

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Chapter 1253: Chapter 775: Si Xue’s Not-So-Happy Mood

Seeing that the Fly Man Leader was still going to fly around in the sky for a while, Liu Zheng bid farewell to the Black Skull and went to the clinic.

"Human, why do you smell so bad?"

The Sphinx covered its nose disdainfully from afar.

After all, it was the mud arrow capable of warding off Evil God pollution, and even just a trace of its residue could rival the odor emanating from a giant belly that hasn’t bathed all summer and has diabetes.

"Now you don’t dare to bite my head to vent your anger, do you?"

Liu Zheng chuckled and said.

"But I can throw you to a place where no one can find you, do you want to try?"

The Sphinx threatened.

"Don’t try it, otherwise a bunch of big shots will come asking for me, and you’ll have to find me back, why bother?"

He shrugged and said.

"Hmph!"

The Sphinx muttered a spell, and a sandstorm appeared out of thin air, sweeping Liu Zheng into the clinic.

"Ptooey, ptooey!"

Liu Zheng spat out the sand in his mouth and shook off the sand particles on his body.

"Why did you have to provoke it for no reason?"

Doctor Nile said speechlessly.

"It’s bored lying there all day, playing with it a bit."

He laughed.

"Are you sure you’re playing with it and not it’s playing with you?"

"It’s the same, it’s the same. How’s the clinic’s ventilation?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Not good, Sasha and I don’t really need to breathe, so when it was designed, that part wasn’t considered, only the operating room has separate ventilation equipment. Why are you asking?"

Doctor Nile asked back.

"I brought you something good, but if your ventilation doesn’t work, it’s hard to take it out, otherwise its smell might not dissipate for a year or two."

He replied.

"Oh, I understand. No worries, I have a way."

Doctor Nile took out the Blue Sapphire Sacred Beetle, then spoke to it in his native tongue.

Then the Blue Sapphire Sacred Beetle released a massive virtual shadow, enveloping both men inside.

"Alright, take it out."

Doctor Nile said.

"Sure."

Liu Zheng took out the Big Arrow Ball he had saved for him.

"Whoa!"

Doctor Nile blurted out, his eyes wide open.

"Isn’t this smell something?"

Liu Zheng asked proudly.

"Indeed, it’s terrific! Where did you get this from?"

Doctor Nile took a couple of deep sniffs, revealing a look of intoxication.

"From the bottom of the Underwater River, aged mud arrows, the kind that can ward off Evil God pollution."

He replied.

"No wonder, only the sewer can produce arrows with such an authentic smell."

Doctor Nile said.

As they spoke, the brightness of the Blue Sapphire Sacred Beetle fluctuated.

"What’s going on with it? Is there a bad connection?"

Liu Zheng noticed and asked.

"No, it’s just hungry."

Doctor Nile said.

Even though it had become a Holy Object, a beetle was still a beetle, and it still fancied this snack.

"Then give it a bite."

Liu Zheng generously said.

"Alright."

Doctor Nile used the Gem Curved Knife to cut off a piece from the arrow ball and smeared it on the Blue Sapphire Sacred Beetle.

The light of the Blue Sapphire Sacred Beetle immediately stabilized and even surged several levels in brightness.

"It’s enjoyed its meal!"

Liu Zheng laughed.

"Indeed, it’s thoroughly enjoyed. Now, even though I am not the Pharaoh, I can freely wield the power of this Holy Object."

Doctor Nile also chuckled and said.

"That’s definitely a good thing. By the way, you need to give me a third of it, I still need it for the Metropolitan Most Smelly Soup."

He suddenly remembered and said.

"What Metropolitan Most Smelly Soup?"

Doctor Nile asked curiously.

"I don’t know either, but the ingredients require Stinky Snake’s gallbladder, sewer mud, wastewater from the Garbage Processing Plant, rotted corpse meat from the cemetery, and old bandages from the hospital."

Liu Zheng explained.

"Yikes, the potency of this pot is probably stronger than ’Three Feces Power’."

Doctor Nile clicked his tongue and said.

"I think so too. Hey, if I ask Guo Koutangzi to use her Legacy Pot to brew this soup, could its power reach Legendary Level?"

He suddenly wondered and asked.

"I don’t know if it will reach Legendary Level, but I know she would definitely use the Legacy Pot to blast your head."

Doctor Nile scoffed and said.

To put it in his own words, using the Legacy Pot to cook arrows is like using the Eye of Ra to peep at people bathing, just having this thought should get you burned piece by piece into ash and then have your soul thrown into the Netherworld to be soaked in poison water for ten thousand years.

"Doctor, you’re being too serious. Big dishes also have stewed intestine tofu soup, right? If the intestines aren’t cleaned well, they contain feces, so rounding it up, directly stewing feces is a normal practice."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Don’t tell me, tell Guo Koutangzi. If you can convince her, I can offer you another powerful ingredient."

Doctor Nile said.

"Oh? What powerful ingredient?"

He asked with interest.

"Heh, wait and see."

Doctor Nile turned around and went into the back room, after a while, he came out holding something that looked like a medical box.

The box was predominantly yellow, and the front had a black symbol composed of four broken rings.

Liu Zheng remembered seeing a similar symbol in reality, seemingly indicating medical waste.

"Let me show you."

Doctor Nile opened the box, inside was a bandage stained with blood and other filth.

"What is this?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"This is the hospital’s old bandage, and it was the bandage from a patient who died on the operating table. It was later taken by a shady clinic for reuse and ended up staying in a patient’s belly for decades."

Doctor Nile explained.