The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1252 - 774: High-Pressure Water Gun, Rinsing Shi Before the Promotion (2)

Chapter 1252: Chapter 774: High-Pressure Water Gun, Rinsing Shi Before the Promotion (2)

He guessed that Jidao Public Bath might not handle it, so he called Black Skull.

After waiting for a while, Black Skull drove a pickup truck and brought a bunch of Fly Men.

"Buzz buzz buzz!!!"

The Fly Men smelled the fragrance from afar, salivating as they looked at Liu Zheng like a gourmet feast.

If not for their long-term strict training at the Sanitation Department, they’d have already dashed forward to dine.

"Nigga, tell them not to eat it all, save me a bit."

Liu Zheng said.

"Why? You still want to keep it for yourself as a meal add-on?"

Black Skull replied speechlessly.

Even those at the Sanitation Department have never seen anyone like Liu Zheng play with arrows like this.

Perhaps in a mental hospital, but what they play with is their own or someone else’s arrows, never with sewer arrows.

"No, I have an elder who researches medicinal arrows, it’s a treasure for him."

Liu Zheng explained.

He naturally meant Doctor Nile.

"Enough talking, let’s start."

Black Skull didn’t want to discuss the topic any further.

Though it’s a skeleton, a clean-loving skeleton, otherwise, it couldn’t have found a Painted Skin wife.

"Come on, don’t pity me because I’m friends with your leader."

Liu Zheng closed his eyes and said.

Eager Fly Men swarmed in immediately after Black Skull nodded, surrounding Liu Zheng.

After a variety of indescribable processes, the mud arrows on him were basically cleaned off, leaving only some old and new marks.

As for the part reserved for Doctor Nile, it was rolled into a Big Arrow Ball by the Fly Man Leader.

"Jinzi, is it okay now?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Perhaps... it’s okay?"

Jinzi replied uncertainly.

She hadn’t quite recovered from witnessing the previous shocking scene.

Metropolis, no matter what, is a civilized world, and the scene of Fly Men dividing arrows was too stimulating for a decent citizen.

Jinzi now really wanted a pair of unused eyes.

"Then let’s give it a shot."

He said.

"Alright, okay."

Jinzi dashed into the bathing area as if escaping.

"Sorry, this little woman hasn’t seen much of the world, letting Nigga laugh."

Liu Zheng said to Black Skull. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

"I haven’t seen much of the world either, but you should apologize to me, I now feel my eyes aren’t clean."

Black Skull said expressionlessly.

"Ah ha ha, let’s talk about the skin. Did my niece like that skin last time?"

He changed the subject.

"You dare mention the skin, do you think I dare to bring it out?"

Not mentioning was fine, but mentioning made Black Skull angrier.

"I discussed with my wife all night, decided to put it away and pretend it never happened. You wouldn’t know, that night exhausted me."

Black Skull complained.

"Hard work, hard work. No, huh, aren’t you a skeleton? Where’s that function coming from?"

Liu Zheng realized.

"Humph humph. I specifically learned Spiritual and Body Dual Cultivation, otherwise how could I conquer your sister-in-law?"

Black Skull said proudly.

"Impressive, impressive."

No wonder it’s the Extraordinary World, plenty of suffering, but more ways to solve them.

After chatting for a while, Jinzi came out with Seiko and Xiao Wan.

Jinzi carried a bucket of powerful cleansing agent, while Seiko and Xiao Wan lifted a water spray gun.

After covering Liu Zheng’s entire body with the cleansing agent, Jinzi turned on the water valve.

The high-pressure water gun spouted water like fine lines, colliding with Liu Zheng’s body creating sparks.

Thankfully, the Artificial Body was strong enough, otherwise his previous flesh would have resulted in blood flowers and bone fragments.

To resist the high-pressure water gun, the Artificial Body automatically activated high-power mode, with the glow of vein patterns and sparks intertwining, turning the cleaning site into a welding site.

However, it was unexpectedly enjoyable.

"Brother Liu Zheng looks like he’s enjoying it."

Xiao Wan and Seiko whispered to each other.

"Yes, yes, just feels like he’s smiling a bit perversely."

Seiko whispered.

"Don’t say that about Brother Liu Zheng, he just has a, well... okay, he’s just a bit perverse."

Xiao Wan couldn’t help beautifying Liu Zheng.

"What are you two little things whispering about? Say more and I’ll have you use your hands to wipe me clean."

Liu Zheng glared at them.

"Tee hee~ won’t do it."

Seiko and Xiao Wan made faces at him.

It’s impossible to wipe clean by hand, but after washing, the two little girls still helped him wipe every spot clean with towels.

While wiping the lower body, they showed appropriate shyness.

"What are you blushing for, it’s not even my own."

Liu Zheng said, confused.

"Brother Liu Zheng really doesn’t get the vibe."

"Exactly, with that attitude, no girl will like you."

Seiko and Xiao Wan teased.

"Really? So you don’t like me, or are you not girls."

He revealed an evil smile.

"Want to verify that?"

Seiko, older and bolder, puffed up her chest.

"Alright, alright, I’ll count you in."

Liu Zheng admitted defeat.

"Hmph~"

The two little girls won big, happily returning to the bath area.

"Sorry, Zheng Chan, I’ve spoiled them."

Jinzi apologized.

"It’s fine, a bit of willfulness in young girls is quite cute."

Liu Zheng smiled.

Seiko and Xiao Wan are clever children, their earlier willful behavior was just joking, well-measured.

"Glad you don’t mind."

Jinzi said respectfully.

She only now realized how much influence it takes to make a simple call and have formal employees of the Sanitation Department instantly bring temporary workers to help.

"Alright, don’t be so reserved. By the way, how much is the cleaning fee?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"The boss said as long as Zheng Chan’s expenses are within a reasonable range, there’s no charge."

Jinzi said.

"Then thank your boss for me."

He didn’t fuss further, as he contributed quite a bit to Jidao Public Bath’s revenue.

"Nigga, what’s wrong with it?"

After Jinzi went back inside, Liu Zheng pointed at the Fly Man Leader.

This significantly smarter Fly Man was flying in circles, drawing symbols composed of arcs.

"It’s about to evolve."

Black Skull said.

"What does a Fly Man evolve into?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

Fly Man Leader’s evolution made sense, as it just consumed a large portion of the arrow by itself.

"Stronger, smarter Fly Man, what else can it become, an Eagle Man?"

Black Skull said.

"Pay up for the pun, Nigga. Speaking of, their evolution should also benefit you, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Of course, since they’re my soldiers. If my soldiers are strong, naturally I, the general, am strong too. But then, they’re not my private troops. If I get transferred, they won’t follow me. Unless..."

Black Skull said.

"Unless what?"

"Unless it uses my quota to attend the internal exam and passes, then I’d become its nominator, it would be marked by me for life."

Black Skull said.

"Oh, I get it, nominator."

Historically during the Han Dynasty and Wei and Jin, there was a system allowing local officials to recommend scholars to the court. These scholars, once passing basic assessment, could become officials.

Those recommending them were nominators, closely tied to the scholars, sharing their fortunes.

And if the recommenders harm their nominators, their political career and often society involvement would end too.

"Do you plan to nominate it, Nigga?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Let’s observe some more."

Black Skull didn’t give a definitive answer.

For formal employees of its level, internal exam quotas are incredibly precious, and if the recommended person’s performance is too poor, future quotas would be unlikely, requiring utmost caution.

"Feel free to ask for help."

Liu Zheng said.

"Don’t worry, I won’t be shy with you."

Black Skull replied.