The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!-Chapter 1204 - 748: Madam, You Don’t Want Your Husband to Eat Shit in the Sewer Either_2

Chapter 1204: Chapter 748: Madam, You Don’t Want Your Husband to Eat Shit in the Sewer Either_2

He sneered.

Red light surged violently, and the roar echoed in Liu Zheng’s mind.

"Stop acting spoiled, Asura. I am the true master of this body. If you want to vent your anger, you must follow my orders; otherwise, you’ll get nothing. If you piss me off, I’ll throw you into the Underwater River, and you can vent at all those feces and urine."

He said, unmoved.

"..."

Asura roared more angrily for a while, then quieted down.

"Childish."

Liu Zheng curled his lips.

However, if it weren’t for such simple and pure anger, it would be impossible to resist the Buddhist Sect’s transcendence and continue being passed on.

"Found it."

He arrived in front of Copper Gong Alley No. 138.

It was a two-story small building, and it seemed like there might be an attic upstairs.

The building was surrounded by a wall about 1.2 meters tall, and there were several trees of varying heights planted in the yard.

What attracted Liu Zheng most was a maple tree that was only as tall as a person; its leaves were all purplish-red, and the color was very bright and glossy, as if it were constantly bleeding.

He withdrew his gaze and pressed the doorbell on the wall.

"Who’s there~"

Soon, a woman’s voice came through the speaker.

It sounded like she had just woken up, a bit lazy.

"Hello, I am a member of the Jiwei Group, conducting a gourmet promotional activity. Would you like to participate?"

Liu Zheng introduced himself.

"Jiwei Group? Sounds like a gang’s name."

The woman said.

"It’s just a name. We are a legitimate dining organization and have participated in the Metropolis Gourmet Competition. Due to some accidents, we fell into decline. Now we are preparing to reopen, so we are conducting pre-research activities."

He explained.

"Is that so? What do I need to do?"

The woman asked.

"All you have to do is taste the food I give you and then make an evaluation based on your inner thoughts."

Liu Zheng said.

"But I’ve already had lunch, I’m already quite chubby."

The woman hesitated.

"It’s all high-protein, low-calorie food; it definitely won’t make you gain weight. Moreover, if your evaluation is sincere enough, you can enter a lottery, with prizes such as Spider Clan scarves, Jidao Public Bath membership cards, busy work fruit vouchers, etc."

He increased the temptation.

"Really?!"

Not sure which prize attracted her, the woman exclaimed excitedly.

"Of course it’s true. My name is Liu Zheng, a family member of a City Hall formal employee. If you feel I’ve deceived you, you can report me to City Hall anytime."

He declared his identity.

"Alright then. Please wait a moment."

Finally, the woman agreed.

Liu Zheng waited at the door, suddenly pondering a question.

Since no name of a subscribing diner was mentioned, and this is a single-house, if he throws the takeaway into the yard, does that count as a successful delivery?

Hmm, might not be, perhaps as long as the takeaway remains at the address until the delivery time ends, it counts as successful.

If that’s the case, he would have to stay here and possibly play a game of sandbag toss with the homeowner.

With that thought, Liu Zheng decided to try peaceful negotiations with the homeowner first.

He waited for a full half hour; when he began to suspect she was playing him, the woman finally came out.

When Liu Zheng saw her clearly, he immediately understood why it took so long.

She was wearing a white spaghetti strap on top, a blue short denim skirt on the bottom, with a clover silver necklace around her neck, looking both stylish and lively.

Most importantly, even Liu Zheng, a straightforward guy, could tell she was fully made-up.

Considering this, half an hour to come out was practically lightning-fast.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."

The woman said politely.

"It’s no problem, Miss, your beauty is worth the wait."

Liu Zheng smiled and said.

"You really know how to talk, but I’m married."

The woman chuckled, showing her left hand with a sizeable diamond ring on the ring finger.

"Then he must be the luckiest man in the entire Metropolis."

He genuinely said.

"I wouldn’t say that; I’m lucky to marry him too. Huh?"

The woman blinked her big eyes, adorned with false eyelashes and lenses.

"Your uniform looks very familiar; where is it from?"

She asked.

"Ahem, Madam, I must tell you something; please don’t be afraid."

Liu Zheng coughed slightly and said.

"Then I will surely be afraid; I’m quite timid. When my husband isn’t home, I don’t even dare go out; I just stay home and sleep."

The woman said seriously.

"..."

He was momentarily at a loss.

Even after delivering so many orders, this was his first encounter with such a customer.

The woman’s strength obviously wasn’t strong; if she signed for a takeaway, the outcome would be unbearable.

For the first time, Liu Zheng had a direct realization of the evil extent of his job.

"Madam, can you call your husband back now?"

He asked.

After all, with no subscriber mentioned, letting the woman’s husband sign for it is the same.

Since he could marry such an exquisite wife, the husband should have some capabilities; otherwise, he might soon appear in "Useless Husband."

"No, he’s really busy lately; he takes ages to reply to my messages."

The woman shook her head.

"Alright then, Madam, let me be honest. I’m a delivery boy from Bloody Restaurant, and there is a delivery you need to sign for."

Liu Zheng reluctantly said.

"...Ah!!!"

The woman reacted for a moment, then screamed shrilly.

Yet, despite this, her expression didn’t distort, showcasing extremely high expression management skills.

"Madam, merely screaming is useless. How about trying to run away?"

Liu Zheng listened for a while, seeing no intention of her stopping, advised.

The woman obediently turned to flee back into the house, but after two steps, her legs gave out, and she plopped to the ground.

"Wuuu, this is so embarrassing."

She curled up her legs, covering her face, and started crying pitifully.

"Really, how do I deliver this order?"

Liu Zheng couldn’t help but sigh.

The thought of sending someone like her to death made him feel quite beastly.

Well, it seemed like he actually was a beast, so never mind.

Liu Zheng’s gaze was compassionate, yet his heart remained calm.

Doing dirty work inevitably means getting one’s hands dirty, something he was long prepared for.

Only by living, by desperately living, can he gather strength and anger until the day he can settle those filthy things properly.

"Madam, please calm down first; signing for delivery doesn’t necessarily mean death."

Liu Zheng tried to soothe.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Comforting proved ineffective.

"Stop yelling, or I’ll rape your husband!"

He shouted.

"Huh?"

The woman stopped crying, staring wide-eyed at him. 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖

"What huh? I mean what I say; even if I don’t do it personally, I’ll find someone, and after raping him, I’ll throw him into the sewer to consume feces."

Liu Zheng said fiercely.

"Wh-why are you doing this to my husband?"

The woman stammered, asking.

"Because you keep screaming, it’s driving me crazy."

He said.

"Then I’ll stop."

The woman said pitifully.

"That’s more like it. Why can’t we calmly talk things through?"

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"What do you want to say to me? Oh, hubby, you’re back~"

The woman suddenly visibly lightened up.

"Hmm?"

He turned immediately, but found no one behind him.

Turning back again, he saw the color on the maple leaves dripping fast into threads forming a damp and sticky, obscurely-featured humanoid shape.

"Knew it wouldn’t be this simple."

Liu Zheng curled his lips.

"Tuanzi, go back inside."

The humanoid emitted a sound as if plucked from a cello.

"But..."

The woman hesitated, glancing at Liu Zheng.

"Be obedient, go inside quickly."

The humanoid’s voice grew slightly more stern.

"Alright. Hubby, be careful; this gentleman said he would rape you and throw you into the sewer to eat feces."

The woman spoke with concern.

"...Does Bloody Restaurant’s delivery service include this kind of procedure now?"

The humanoid asked after a moment of silence.