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The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 954: There’s No Way to Respond to That
Chapter 954: Chapter 954: There’s No Way to Respond to That
"Get up, get up, roll out of bed for training!"
Zhang Fan shouted through a megaphone!
Actually, Gu Er and their wake-up time is seven o’clock!
Adequate sleep must be ensured!
Only by resting well can they train better!
After all, they train all day long!
However, there’s no choice, the medicine is ready! If it cools down, its effectiveness decreases!
In less than two minutes, Li Yu and Gu Er had all arrived at the pharmacy!
"Oh man, boss, you’re not trying to poison us again today, are you? Can’t we get a different flavor?" Li Yu said, looking very uncomfortable.
Just thinking about the medicine Zhang Fan brewed yesterday, honestly, it made him want to die!
"Yeah, boss, can we have a different flavor?" Jiang Min’er echoed, still shaken!
"Ahem! Junior brother, on such a beautiful morning, you bring us something like this, are you really all right?" Nie Yi said!
Zhang Fan rolled his eyes, damn it, I don’t want to either!
And seriously, it’s medicine, can you be picky about it?
Such fussiness!
"I promise it tastes better than yesterday’s!" Zhang Fan said!
"Whoa, really?" Jiang Yixuan jumped up immediately.
He could swear that nothing could taste worse than that medicine last night!
If it tastes just a little bit better, it would be a blessing!
"Follow me!" Zhang Fan walked into the pharmacy, pointing to a row of bowls on the left, "Li Yu, yours."
"Boss, yours are over there!" Zhang Fan said to Gu Er.
Looking at the pigeon-egg-sized, oddly colored things, everyone swallowed hard!
"Whatever, at least it looks better than yesterday’s!" Li Yu was still the first to take one of the pills from the bowl and shoved it straight into his mouth!
But the next moment, Li Yu was shouting.
"Water, water, water!"
At this moment, Li Yu’s face turned red, and his neck was slightly bulging, a sign of choking!
Seeing this scene, everyone was stunned.
Including Zhang Fan!
Did it get messed up somehow?
But then Zhang Fan shouted in surprise, "Damn it, are you a pig? Such a big thing, and you want to swallow it whole?"
Zhang Fan quickly handed a cup of water to Li Yu!
Holy crap, even Western medicine that’s small can choke you, couldn’t you break it in half and eat it twice?
And you try to swallow it whole, like it’s some miracle spirit pill that melts in your mouth!
At this moment, Zhang Fan seriously doubted Li Yu’s intelligence!
"Gulp!"
Li Yu swallowed hard and finally got the pill stuck in his throat down!
"Boss, you nearly killed me!" Li Yu said breathlessly, still frightened.
"I believed your nonsense, everyone says big-chested, no-brained, you, without a chest, how come your brain is so lacking?" Zhang Fan jokingly scolded.
But at the next moment, an array of angry voices suddenly sounded.
"Who are you talking about!"
"Who’s big-chested without a brain!"
Jiang Min’er and five others shouted angrily in unison.
Zhang Fan turned his head and looked at Jiang Min’er and the five others standing tall, then immediately covered his mouth.
Damn!
These are at least Cs! Could they be small!
"Ahem, take your medicine, take your medicine!" Zhang Fan said, taking a cup of water, breaking the pill and swallowing it in four parts!
Seeing this, Xue Xueqi came to Zhang Fan’s side, looked up, and asked, "Is it bitter?"
Zhang Fan rolled his eyes, "Bitter, you best not eat it!"
Saying this, Zhang Fan carried the medicine and turned to leave.
However, as he turned around, he saw his parents already at the pharmacy door!
At this moment, Bai Xi’s beautiful eyes widened big.
Are all these people patients?
God, more than twenty people taking pills, that’s a bit intimidating!
"Mother, take the medicine!" Zhang Fan moved towards his mom with the pills!
"What are these things?" Bai Xi asked, her eyes widening even more at the pigeon egg-sized pills in the bowl!
"You were poisoned last night, this is an antidote!" Zhang Fan said!
"Are these things really okay?" Zhang Dongyang fixed his eyes on the pills!
Western medicine?
Chinese medicine?
Doesn’t look like either!
More like donkey dung balls!
"Uncle, auntie, boss’s medical skills are really amazing!" Ouyang Xue said sweetly, while also breaking a pill and putting it into her mouth!
"Oh, my, it’s just like Western medicine, only a little bitter!"
Suddenly, Ouyang Xue exclaimed in surprise.
"Really?" He Lan’s beautiful eyes gleamed!
"Yes, it’s like heaven! Gosh, the boss must have been deliberately ruining us yesterday!" Ouyang Xue said, quickly taking the remaining pill!
Immediately, Gu Er, Jiang Min’er, and the group hurriedly took their pills!
Feeling a faint bitterness, everyone’s frowns relaxed.
"Wow, Xiao Fan, weren’t you trying to ruin us yesterday?" He Lan said!
"Junior brother, I’m not harming you! You shouldn’t do this!" Nie Yi said, pouting.
"Boss, I won’t compete with you for girls anymore, please let me off, keep making it like this in the future!" Wang Zheng said, beaming!
"Boss, you’re awesome!" Xue Xueqi came over, hugging Zhang Fan’s arm!
The playful look on her face made Bai Xi frown again.
Not some unspoken rule?
Seeing his mom’s displeased look, Zhang Fan quickly said, "Mom, hurry and take the medicine. I’m busy, I have to go to school today to take care of some matters."
"Hmm? Going to school today? You didn’t usually go?" Bai Xi’s beautiful eyes widened again.
"I went, I went, definitely went!" Zhang Fan wished he could slap his own mouth!
Talking about this with mom, what a way to make things uncomfortable!
"Auntie, our boss is really something, remember last time he was even in the news!" Xue Xueqi said.
But in the next moment, Bai Xi’s beautiful eyes widened.
Then immediately, she reached out and pinched Zhang Fan’s ear!
"If it weren’t for the news, I would have forgotten, you little runt, how many times have you been to school since the start of university? The news reported it, you still want to deny it?"
After all, she had seen the news of Zhang Fan scoring full marks in three subjects!
At the time, she was both angry and annoyed!
Though she was quite pleased!
After all, being in the news with perfect scores!
So, she almost forgot about Zhang Fan going to school only a few times in a month!
At this moment, after Xue Xueqi’s reminder, she suddenly remembered.
"You rascal, learned to skip classes, huh! Not doing your real tasks all day!" Bai Xi scolded fiercely!
But right now, Gu Er and the group’s eyes almost flipped into dead fish eyes.
Lady, do you know that Zhang Fan is already an Angry Dragon member?
And his strength has already stable enough to enter Golden Dragon!
Studying, although useful, when compared to being a Dragon Group member, what does it matter?
Can you still hope for Zhang Fan to become a physicist or a mathematician or something?
This...
Ah, wait, this guy, if he focuses on academics, it might really be possible!
Suddenly, Gu Er felt at a loss too.
These words...
Seem like there’s no way to respond!