The Reincarnated Villain Can Break the Fourth Wall!-Chapter 100: Complicated Woman!

BANG!

Bai Yujian’s eyes shot open. Perfect, she thought, expecting Su Xiaobai to be out cold. But the bastard was gone.

Her brows furrowed. "Did I… hit too hard?"

"No. You hit too light."

"!!!"

The voice behind her sent a chill down her spine. Before she could turn, she felt it—his hand wrapping snugly around her neck, like he was testing how far he could squeeze before she’d pop.

"If not for this invincible body of mine," Su Xiaobai murmured, his tone mocking, "I should be halfway to reincarnation, not standing here, wondering why my Peak Lord is groping me like a desperate widow—nice ’love tap,’ by the way."

Bai Yujian froze. What the hell? He was supposed to be unconscious, utterly unaware of her… inspection. Instead, here he was, not only conscious but standing smugly behind her, alive enough to mock her.

"Peak Lord," Su Xiaobai’s voice turned evil, "since when did cultivation require assaulting your disciple’s dignity?"

Hiss~!

Bai Yujian’s cheeks flared with heat, burning hotter than phoenix fire.

"At least be gentle next time," He added, smirking. "I’m invincible, not emotionless.

"I—I was checking your core," Bai Yujian answered, struggling to regain control. "I may have… gotten carried away."

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Su Xiaobai sneered. "Carried away? Elder, you weren’t inspecting—you were exploring. If you went any further, you’d have mapped my meridians and branded your sect’s symbol on my chest!"

"Wh—" Bai Yujian’s composure wavered, but only for a moment. With a flick of her wrist, a white cloth flew into her hand.

Swoosh! She wrapped it around her upper body, though the view of her backside—round, firm, unfairly perfect—was still very much on display.

She straightened her back and turned to meet his gaze directly, "Pretend it never happened. No discussion — Tomorrow morning, you’ll meet me at the training grounds to test your newfound strength."

"..." Su Xiaobai leaned against the bath’s edge, his lips twitching in disbelief. Pretend it never happened? Like hell I will.

He scoffed, running a hand through his damp hair. "Impossible. You fondled my honor. My manly pride. And you think I’ll just let you off?"

"What do you take me for, Peak Lord? A monk who’s blind to sin!"

His ego bristled as much as his pride. Being treated like some spiritual experiment? If he let her walk away scot-free, he’d never live it down.

Bai Yujian’s glare turned icy. "If you dare mention this to anyone, I’ll cut out your tongue."

Su Xiaobai only smiled. This woman could fake a saint’s dignity while standing in the middle of a brothel.

He snickered. "Oh, Peak Lord, your threats are emptier than a drunkard’s wine jar. You could’ve at least pretended to feel bad."

"I won’t repeat myself," she snapped, but Su Xiaobai was already shaking his head.

"I won’t tell anyone," he said, his grin turning wolfish. "But I’ll need compensation."

Her brow twitched. "Compensation?"

"Yes. Something to mend my wounded dignity."

Her silence was deafening, but Su Xiaobai imagined treasures—heavenly manuals, jade artifacts, maybe a cultivation pill so rare it would make the heavens weep. What Bai Yujian did next, however, nearly shattered his soul.

Splash.

The cloth fell into the water.

Su Xiaobai’s mocking grin froze, a ripple of silk disturbing the water. Eyes widening as her figure emerged like a goddess rising from an immortal spring, droplets shinning like scattered stars on her flawless skin.

"Be quick, I haven’t got all day." she commanded, her voice like a celestial decree, though the traitorous flush on her cheeks made her look more like a novice than a Peak Lord.

Su Xiaobai stared, utterly dumbfounded. ’Be quick? Woman, I’ve already ascended three realms just looking at you!’

"You’re not serious," he croaked, his voice cracking like a faulty sword.

Bai Yujian glare pierced him like a spear. "Would you prefer I carve your name on my back?"

"No," Su Xiaobai said, his lips twitching as he struggled to keep his composure. So this is what they meant by surviving a heavenly tribulation. No lightning, no thunder—just a poor disciple, standing face-to-face with the ultimate trial: a naked Peak Lord.

Forget cultivation. Surviving this moment without combusting would surely be the true path to immortality.

Did Su Xiaobai survive?

"Ah!? You—"

He ’definitely’ did, because the next thing Bai Yujian knew, Su Xiaobai’s face had crashed straight between her heavenly twin peaks. The softness engulfed him like clouds wrapping around a mountain, while Bai Yujian startled in shock, her body betraying her with the faintest bloom of red spreading across her neck.

Her composure shattered, but Su Xiaobai? Oh, he was thriving.

It was soft—no, calling it soft was an insult. This was the texture of jade refined over millennia, impossibly smooth, impossibly rare. His hands, as if moved by the heavens themselves, instinctively took every measurement they could get. For research purposes, obviously.

Bai Yujian’s voice finally broke through. "S-Su Xiaobai, what are you doing!?"

He ignored her, his mind buzzing like a sect full of bees. Su Xiaobai had no idea what the hell was happening anymore, but there was one thing he did know: this woman had practically waved the green flag to smash.

Treasures were always nice, but if she wanted to pay him back with her body, who was he to refuse such a heavenly offer? He was a disciple of practicality, after all.

"Su Xiaobai, behave yourself!" Bai Yujian gritted her teeth as his hands drifted lower, brazenly exploring her backside like a shameless bandit pillaging a treasure vault.

"Behave?" Su Xiaobai murmured, his lips close to her neck. "Peak Lord, your words were ’be quick.’ You didn’t specify how."

She gasped as he began sniffing along the valley of her neck, his lips brushing her skin with kisses that sent strange, foreign shivers down her spine.

"I—! I didn’t agree to this!" Bai Yujian snapped, her voice sharp yet trembling as she pressed her hands against his chest, trying to push him away. Her mind was spinning. "This wasn’t part of the deal!"

But no matter how hard she shoved, Su Xiaobai hugged to her like a shameless leech.

"Not part of the deal?" he murmured, voice low and teasing. "Elder, you’re the one who started this. If anything, I’m just following your lead!"

Her face burned hotter than phoenix flames. She started this? What nonsense was this man spouting? She didn’t remember doing anything this shameless!

"What are you talking about!?" Bai Yujian snapped, her composure cracking as his hands roamed lower, squeezing her thighs like he was evaluating a divine artifact.

"You know," Su Xiaobai said, his grin widening as he tightened his hold, "when you were fondling my core—or was it my chest? Your hands got a little lost, didn’t they?"

Her eyes widened, a flash of guilt crossing her face. "That was for cultivation! I didn’t do… this!"

"Oh? And sniffing me? Rubbing all over me like I’m some spirit stone to be polished? That wasn’t you?" Su Xiaobai’s tone was both accusatory and smug as he nuzzled against her neck.

Bai Yujian’s thoughts shook. She didn’t remember doing anything like that!

"No! That’s ridiculous!" she finally barked, though her voice lacked its usual authority. Her palms pushed harder against his chest, "I did nothing of the sort, you traitorous fool!" Continue your adventure at novelbuddy

Su Xiaobai snickered, "Deny it all you want, Peak Lord, but my body doesn’t lie. These handprints? Yours. The bruised pride? Also yours."

"Handprints?" Her eyes darted to his chest, and sure enough, faint impressions of her fingers marred his otherwise flawless skin. Her heart skipped, though whether it was from embarrassment or rage, she couldn’t tell.

"That’s—! You’re twisting the truth!" Bai Yujian sputtered, her voice rising.

Her entire face turned crimson. She didn’t know whether to slap him, strangle him, or throw herself into the bath to drown her humiliation.

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"SU XIAOBAI!"

Just when Su Xiaobai was going to take her for a ride on his ’world-defying dragon stallion that pierces both heavens and maidenly defenses’, Bai Yujian froze.

Her face went redder than demon blood as her qi surged uncontrollably. The entire cave shook, dust cascading from the ceiling, cracks splitting the stone walls. Water from the bath evaporated in an instant as if the heat of her shame had triggered a volcanic eruption.

BOOM!

Before Su Xiaobai could even ask what the hell was happening, the Peak Lord launched herself upward with the force of a thousand suns, tearing through the roof like a rampaging spirit beast in heat. Debris flew, steam roared, and Bai Yujian shot into the sky like a phoenix fleeing its virginity.

"… What?" Su Xiaobai blinked, his ’pillar of eternal dominance’ still standing tall, trembling slightly, as if mourning the loss of its promised conquest.

He glanced down at the water, then back at the sky, where Bai Yujian’s silhouette was rapidly disappearing into the clouds. Did she just achieve enlightenment... by running away from me?!

A stray rock clattered to the floor. Su Xiaobai sighed, leaning back in the bath, his hands lazily trailing through the water.

"Well," he muttered, his brow furrowing as he tried to figure out the Peak Lord’s motives.

Sure, women were complicated creatures—like spiritual beasts that couldn’t decide if they wanted to kill you or cuddle you—but this one? She was a completely new puzzle.

A naked puzzle with more pieces than a cursed formation.