The Most Random System-Chapter 740 - 374: Among Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei, One of You Still Remains Somewhat Human-Shaped_3

Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth. Normally, at this time, he would have been like Mount Tai falling, but considering the meal was bought by Lin Li today, he decided to endure!

It's not the time to kill the donkey after the millstone is removed!

"Alright, let's taste it and see if it's as delicious as they say."

Once Zhou Baowei finished mixing, Lin Li and Bai Bufan expertly reached out with their spoons.

For once, Zhou Baowei didn't protest in defense of his food.

But when Lin Li scooped up too much with one spoonful, he couldn't help but grimace at Lin Li and used his chopsticks to stop him.

As a result, between their tug of war, a scoop of rice fell onto the table.

"Lin Li!" Zhou Baowei cried in agony, "You beast!"

"Quick! Bao Wei, according to the three-second rule, if you pick up the food within three seconds of it falling to the ground, the bacteria won't have time to spread, quickly eat it!" Lin Li urged.

In fact, there was no need for Lin Li's reminder, the words weren't even finished before the rice was gone from the table.

At this moment, Bai Bufan suddenly looked solemn and spoke to the two with great gravity:

"I hope everyone doesn't blindly trust the three-second rule, in reality, it's a very foolish principle."

"Oh?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei both turned to him at this, "What, did you get diarrhea from eating something off the floor for more than three seconds? Did you end up in the hospital?"

Bai Bufan let out a slight chuckle, his face showing a touch of desolate sorrow:

"One day, I was crouched by my front door eating, and a piece of meat fell onto the ground because I didn't grip it firmly. At that time, I believed in the three-second rule, so I quickly grabbed it and ate it at lightning speed, but it tasted strongly of chicken poop. When I looked down, damn it, the meat was still on the ground."

Bai Bufan's story came to an abrupt end.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei shook with laughter, their fists pounding lightly on the table.

What a story that deserves a spot in the annals of absurdity. It's a shame Bai Bufan doesn't write stories on Zhihu.

"So blindly pursuing speed is utterly meaningless! More important than speed is accuracy and intensity!" Bai Bufan roared.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei laughed even harder.

Bai Bufan looked at their laughter with a sense of accomplishment, then extended his chopsticks pointing at Zhou Baowei's stone pot bibimbap:

"By the way, Bao Wei, the color and size of the chicken poop I ate that day looked exactly like the meat in yours."

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

Zhou Baowei's giggle disappeared, and he turned his anger toward Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"Bai Bufan! Curse you!"

If I can't deal with Lin Li, I can certainly deal with you!

Remember, Zhou Baowei only hits the strong, so now being disgusted twice, he chooses to be angry and go physical.

"No, how did it turn into me——"

Bai Bufan hadn't finished speaking before Zhou Baowei's hand reached him.

The two began to tussle.

"You can't win against each other, garlic bird garlic bird," Lin Li chuckled nearby, trying to mediate, "This is the cafeteria, especially Bao Wei, you're so hefty, fighting here might hurt innocents, if you're gonna fight, do it somewhere open..."

Then Lin Li turned to Bai Bufan: "Come on, Bufan, take out your wallet, and the two of you go in there to fight."

Originally being single-sidedly suppressed, Bai Bufan let out a genuine laugh.

"What kind of open space is my wallet, Lin Li, damn it! Is my wallet some kind of Magic Treasure? How would you go inside!" Bai Bufan truly couldn't hold it in.

"Isn't it spacious?" Lin Li retorted, his tone so calm it didn't even sound like a question.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan opened his mouth but then closed it again.

Damn, you speak so damn hurtfully.

Bai Bufan almost felt like revealing his true identity.

Actually… he's an invisible millionaire.

Of course, so far he hasn't found his money, and it's still invisible.

Under Lin Li's persuasion, the two finally abandoned the thought of fighting and started eating normally.

——Unrelated to Lin Li's persuasion, mainly because Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei noticed Lin Li started sneaking bites from their dishes.

"This stone pot bibimbap is just average, not bad tasting, but not exceptionally delicious either."

After a few bites, Lin Li shared his thoughts.

"I think it's pretty good, Lin Li you probably eat out a lot, if it were open normally and without limit, I'd probably come often," Zhou Baowei held a different view, "But if I have to fight for it each time, forget it."

"I agree," Bai Bufan nodded, then looked towards the second-floor windows and stalls:

"Is our school outsourced or self-run, can we bring in more varieties, this is a good attempt, Sha County snacks, Huang Braised Chicken Rice, Lanzhou Ramen, these three giants would all be great."

"It's my turn, my turn, my turn!" Zhou Baowei suddenly excitedly raised his hand.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at the startled Zhou Baowei in surprise: "Hmm? Bao Wei? What's up?"

"Sha County snacks and Lanzhou Ramen might be uncertain, but I have researched Huang Braised Chicken Rice, I can make it so you eat it at school now!" Zhou Baowei said earnestly.

"How?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan showed some interest.

Zhou Baowei revealed an evil grin:

"Step one, stuff rice into your crotch in the morning, step two, pull it in your pants, step three, braise it for a day or half a day, so long as you're not frequently taking off your pants, you can have hot Huang Braised Chicken Rice by noon or afternoon!"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Although insulting food is a tough decision for Zhou Baowei, hurting the enemy a thousand and self-damaging a thousand, yet he must admit this moment's clarity in his heart.

"Fair, everyone disgusts each other once…" Zhou Baowei mused.

Lin Li was stunned: "Huh? Bao Wei, you were disgusting me? I was going to try it."

Bai Bufan nodded: "You'll have to share a bowl with me, I'll split the cost of pants with you."

Lin Li: "Alright, but there's no need to change pants, just wash them and they're good to go, maybe even without washing, like marinating the broth, it gets better over time."

Bai Bufan shook his head: "No need to change, but washing is still necessary after use, food safety above all."

Lin Li: "True, my bad."

"..."

Watching the two seriously discussing and analyzing preparation techniques.

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

What the hell.

Turns out it's not one person disgusting each other once.

It's me being disgusted by three people five times during one meal.

Damn it, I've lost my appetite.

Screw this stone pot bibimbap, I'm not eating——

Forget it, that decision was too impulsive.

I'm gonna eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!