The Most Random System-Chapter 739 - 374: Among You—Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei—Only One Is Still Human-Shaped (2)

Zhou Baowei couldn't hold back his laughter, slapping the railing as he laughed loudly, causing a slight tremor in the teaching building.

"Feels like Lin Li's family doesn't need a TV, he's got the best show."

Bai Bufan nodded as well. When it comes to not being human, he has a long way to go and much to learn.

It's still the same old story, his vision was too narrow before. When he first met Lin Li, he felt like a frog at the bottom of a well seeing the moon. But today, after hearing him, meeting Lin Li felt like a mayfly seeing the vast sky.

"If I'd known Lin Li planned to do this, I'd have given him a stack of meal cards like Ze Yu's to copy. This way, running around and tossing them would definitely make more people suspicious."

Then Bai Bufan realized a bit late and regretted it. He thought Lin Li's plan could still be improved and it's a win-win:

"It could also help Ze Yu's meal card dropping girl plan."

"Indeed, such a shame."

At this moment, Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan, and Qu Wanqiu walked out of the classroom. They also 'hallucinated' hearing Lin Li's voice, so they gathered at the corridor railing.

Looking at the mysterious figure disappearing in the distance, Chen Yu Ying uncertainly asked Bai Bufan:

"That person... is it Lin Li?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan looked at Chen Yu Ying, thought for a moment, and shook his head: "Class president, personal suggestion, just pretend he isn't. This noon, just consider Lin Li dead, it's more fitting."

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

What did Lin Li do again?

Forget it, I'll ask him on the ninth at noon.

Ding Sihan frowned: "What's he doing?"

"Buying food for someone."

"So hardworking, and not even for Ying Bao, who is it?" Ding Sihan was worried like a eunuch in the emperor's stead.

Bai Bufan pointed at Zhou Baowei, then raised his chin: "Come on, Bao Wei, give us a 'meow' and show how you impressed Lin Li."

"Meow your ass!" Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth in a low voice.

Since when is this Bai Bufan so uninhibited around girls?

Oh, it was Zhou Baowei. Ding Sihan nodded: "Congratulations, 99."

...

When Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei belatedly arrived at the second floor of the cafeteria, they saw Lin Li looking calm, having already found a seat.

In front of him were three servings of food—though there was only one serving of stone pot bibimbap since it was limited.

"F*ck, you really got it!" Zhou Baowei immediately sat down in front of Lin Li, clasping his hands in thanks: "This is the best day of my life."

"Then your life is pretty cheap." Lin Li first sneered, then patted his chest, his voice slightly smug: "What I promise, I will definitely do. I said it~ with hands, anything's possible~"

"I admit you're impressive, Lin Li." Zhou Baowei sincerely praised.

"Lin Li! Bao Wei said you're useless!" Bai Bufan suddenly frowned at Zhou Baowei, angry at his betrayal: "Bao Wei, how can you repay kindness with contempt, like a modern-day farmer and the snake!"

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

"What? Huh? How did I insult Lin Li? Bufan, my friendship with Lin Li is unbreakable. If you don't explain, I'll punish you by making you skip a meal."

Zhou Baowei said seriously, glancing at Bai Bufan's food, licking his lips.

Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan is a well-trained good dog, Lin Li trusts that he wouldn't falsely accuse.

So there must be more to it.

Sure enough, Bai Bufan smiled faintly: "You two must have studied math, know roots, exponents, and square roots, right?"

"And I suppose you two have studied Chinese, recognize Chinese characters?"

"Then I suppose you know, 'Li' = 'square root of ten thousand' = 'hundred', 'Li Hai' = 'hundred harms' = 'no benefit', I heard it clearly, Bao Wei just said 'consider Lin Li no benefit'!"

After Bai Bufan explained the reasoning, he addressed Zhou Baowei with 'no benefit': "Ah! Scheming Zhou Baowei! You still dare to argue?!"

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

Your mother.

Really, kudos to Bai Bufan for coming up with this nonsense.

Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li, pointed at Bai Bufan, then pointed at his head.

"Zhou Baowei! You f*cking insult me!" Lin Li grabbed Zhou Baowei's school uniform collar, his expression fierce: "You ungrateful thing! I really mistook you!"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

How is there another expert?

One dares to make up stuff, one dares to believe it, okay, okay, treating me like a Japanese pig, are we.

"Idiot." Seems like he's given these two too much kindness, Zhou Baowei pushed away Lin Li's hand, reached for chopsticks for the three of them, rubbed his hands, and prepared to dig in.

"Do you know the real modern version of the farmer and the snake?"

Lin Li, after receiving the chopsticks, habitually scraped them like disposable ones, said to the two of them. 𝓯𝙧𝓮𝓮𝒘𝓮𝙗𝙣𝒐𝒗𝒆𝓵.𝓬𝓸𝒎

"Let's hear it." Bai Bufan was a bit expectant.

Lin Li is a well-trained ace, Bai Bufan trusts he won't falsely accuse.

"A farmer found a frozen snake in the snow. So, he took it back to his warm little home. Come spring, he poured out a big jar of his cherished medicinal wine and nailed a board where he found the snake, saying 'No pooping allowed (at least cut it off when you do)'."

Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan laughed.

After speaking, Lin Li pointed to Zhou Baowei's stone pot bibimbap with a laugh:

"Oh, Bao Wei, when that 'snake' thawed, the medicinal wine turned the same color as the sauce on your stone pot bibimbap."

Bai Bufan, who was about to make a joke, upon hearing this, altered his comment to fan the flames: "When you put it that way, the stone in this stone pot bibimbap wouldn't be from the medicinal wine, right?"

Zhou Baowei chuckled and vanished, shifting his focus to Bai Bufan and Lin Li.