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The Most Random System-Chapter 727 - 370: According to Unofficial Records, Lin Li Used to Be a Gigolo_3
Zeng Ziang's pupils were shaking, and his brain was trembling.
"What..."
"Let me be blunt, she used to sell herself, cluck cluck."
Seeing that Zeng Ziang's brain had shut down, Lin Li didn't bother to beat around the bush, directly walked over and played the video on his phone for Zeng Ziang:
"Look, Brother Ziang, this should be her. She's just wearing a bit less, but you can still recognize her."
"Seems like... it really is..."
"And look, there's also her rating here."
Lin Li enlarged the notes left by Song Luping on his phone screen to further show Zeng Ziang—
"Xiling is good at oral skills, Xiao Meng, pretty decent, acts purer than purified water, with more customers than a bus, screams louder than an ambulance, and sprays more than a fire truck.
However, due to many customers, down there isn't great. If it's her, two golf balls wouldn't be worth twenty million, plus it's rather expensive, suggest just trying the half-package, the full package isn't worth it."
Zeng Ziang: "⊙▃⊙?!"
Zeng Ziang's expression then became complicated, with no need for Lin Li to say much more. He nodded: "I... understand, I won't choose her again."
Not just not choosing, but putting her on the blacklist.
Actually, Zeng Ziang still had some unspeakable curses in mind.
Damn it, Lin Li, how are you so skilled at this?
Why do you even have this chart!
"OK."
Having achieved his goal, Lin Li returned to his seat, seeing that Fu Miao had already passed the friend request, ready to send Zhu Jingyi's name together.
Lin Li felt that after matching with her, the system might trigger a mission.
Considering his situation, Lin Li thought the probability of her choosing him was pretty high.
No one present was truly competitive.
"Tear Bag, what was in your phone just now?" Wang Baiyu curiously asked, having seen Zhu Jingyi's video and noted the chart: "How is there even this."
"Someone plants trees in the past, and someone gets to enjoy the shade later, this is a Xiling Chicken Breeding Map my friend gave me before." Lin Li recalled the past with deep contemplation—though he was just pretending.
"I just looked at the list... it seems familiar, has this tree been chopped down already?" Wang Baiyu wondered aloud, pausing, "Is there any left alive?"
"Bro, do you want to go?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow, smirking.
Wang Baiyu, slightly embarrassed, shyly laughed: "I... want to report it."
"Eh?" Lin Li was completely caught off guard by that answer.
Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Wang Baiyu chuckled and explained:
"I really want to advance, filing a report can leave a positive impression with the authorities and relevant departments, which can subtly benefit my career when collaborating and communicating with officials later."
"Moreover, besides the officials, those involved in prostitution and their families also come to us."
"During the anti-prostitution campaign earlier this year, just handling inquiries from these families earned me quite a bit."
Wang Baiyu chuckled:
"Also, if possible, I could go—Lin Li, why that look? Even single aging wizards have needs like this."
"Did you ever see the show where if you're still a virgin at 30, you become a wizard?"
Lin Li snapped back to reality, first nodding with an 'I get it, I get it' smile, then shook his head:
"Got it, bro, but unfortunately, your hopes are dashed, not a single one left. What's recorded here are remnants of the old era, and the new era no longer has the beds for them, this is all destroyed during Xiling's dark chaos, the breeding farms are gone.
My friend who wrote this, it's essentially akin to a widow's memoir."
"No wonder." Wang Baiyu nodded, not overly disappointed, just smiled and remarked:
"I don't know who made the report that time, reporting so many at once, I asked the police but they either didn't know or couldn't tell me, although they did disclose that the information was provided by one person."
"Would be great to meet them, they're truly a role model."
"Xiling isn't that big, maybe you've already met them, you just didn't realize it," Lin Li replied with a laugh.
"Haha, indeed."
Truth be told, Lin Li felt somewhat touched.
Before, every time he brought up this matter, he had to verbally bash himself with others, being cursed while putting on a brave face.
Smiling was just a protective color, deep down he was really fragile.
His father also suffered quite a bit because of this.
Yet this time, there was praise.
Everything he did was finally acknowledged.
If his late father knew, he'd smile contentedly in his grave.
...
"Alright, I've gathered everyone's preferences and have matched the results based on them, already posted them in the group, please take a look."
"If anyone hasn't matched with their desired partner, don't worry, it's just the first round of matching, just for everyone to chat and get acquainted..."
Lin Li checked the messages in the group, surprisingly finding that his match was Fang Yu instead of Zhu Jingyi.
Zhu Jingyi being a cluck cluck, naturally, he wouldn't only tell Zeng Ziang. He shared this information with everyone including Zhang Chen and Shao Hengkai.
Naturally, they all added Zhu Jingyi to the list of people they least wanted to match with.
At this moment, the group chat showed Zhu Jingyi matched with a stranger's name.
Lin Li, although unable to match names with faces, found it odd to lose this PK, as none of them were particularly outstanding in economy or demeanor?
"...Alright, please everyone, find a spot in the activity room with your match where you feel comfortable to chat~"
Fu Miao herself planned to head to the restroom.
Hearing Fu Miao's words, after she left, Lin Li stood up and walked towards the pork head meat.
As he passed Zhu Jingyi, Lin Li hesitated but eventually couldn't help stopping her:
"Why didn't you choose me."
"Ms. Zhu... I feel very drawn to you..."
Zhu Jingyi was startled for a moment, then looked at Lin Li's earnest gaze, came to realization, and simply sneered:
"Sir, you're so handsome, and yet you come here for a blind date."
"If I'm correct, weren't you a gigolo in the night scene before?"
"Is your body ruined by those wealthy women, leaving you sick or impotent, and since the environment is bad now, gigolos can't even find work, so you decided to find a decent girl as a backup?"
"I know your type too well. Do you think I'm a fool? No matter who I choose, I'd never choose you. Don't try to feed me that deep affection stuff, just go—"
While contacting Fu Miao, Zhu Jingyi directly added Bai Bufan to the blacklist, now wearing a smirking 'understanding-it-all' expression, she finished speaking and walked towards her match, heels clacking.
Leaving Lin Li standing in shock.
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
No?
Huh?
Reverse Celestial Gang! Damn, reverse Celestial Gang!!







