The Most Random System-Chapter 661 - 350: Why Is Lin Li So Bad—Lin Li, Lin Li, and Yet Another Lin Li!

"Can you two help me grab that rag?"

"Alright," the girl nodded, but after getting a closer look at the rag, she immediately took a half step back and changed her tone: "Xiang Tian! Why are you giving us something so dirty?"

"Sorry, sorry."

"No worries, I think you should hold onto it yourself and take it over to wash."

"Okay, okay."

Class Four.

"Damn! Just hearing this conversation is making me so angry." Wang Ze took a deep breath and punched Bai Bufan's calf to let out some of his frustration.

Lin Li nodded in agreement, and Bai Bufan nodded painfully as well.

As for Guo Nan, there's nothing worth saying.

Being disappointed with Guo Nan is a waste of energy. Honestly, Guo Nan is just a piece of trash.

Everyone knows, bad money drives out good.

But at least bad money is still money, while Guo Nan is purely a fool, driving out even the bad money, and after that, he inflates the value.

"Guys, I've suddenly got a poem to recite." Lin Li raised his voice significantly.

Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, and the others all turned to look with anticipation and curiosity on their faces.

"The poem is a modern one, titled 'Turtle's Sorrow'."

"Ahem."

"When I was young, the turtle shell was a series of volunteer labor sessions, me taking the bulk, while the girls took a small part."

As Lin Li recited the poem, he was directing it entirely towards Class Five, so Guo Nan and the two little fairies could hear it clearly.

"I got it, I got it!" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, immediately catching Lin Li's drift:

"When I grew up, the turtle shell became a thin bank card, where I kept my money inside, and the girls spent it outside."

After reciting, Bai Bufan and Lin Li looked towards Wang Ze.

Wang Ze gave a 'I understand' expression, smiled for a moment, and took a deep breath.

Then he lowered his voice and quickly said, "You guys go on, you guys go on, I don't know any poetry, what the hell am I supposed to add?"

Useless, in the future when I get married, Wang Ze and Guo Nan will be at the same table.

Zhou Baowei didn't wait for the others to look at him; he shook his head as well.

He didn't really get the point about Guo Nan; he just knew that braised softshell turtle tasted pretty good, with excellent texture.

Lin Li gave an exasperated glance at the two of them and had to continue on his own:

"Later on, the turtle shell is a red housing certificate, my money and mortgage outside, her name inside."

"And now, the turtle shell is a long bridge, I'm underneath, and the food delivery is on top." Bai Bufan snapped his fingers to give a closing.

The hallway of Class Four burst into laughter.

"Great poem! Great poem! Fantastic!" Although Wang Ze lacked literary knowledge, he had plenty of enthusiasm, his applause and cheers resonated clearly.

And at this moment, a head peeked out from Class Five's window, it was the boy who had been arguing with the little fairy at the start. He didn't look towards Class Four, but instead turned to Xiang Tian:

"Xiang Tian, what kind of food delivery do you like? I'll remember and order it for you later."

Xiang Tian: "?"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and the others exchanged a glance and nodded.

This guy is underrated in Class Five; with his knack for hitting where it hurts most, he could be a talent to recruit into Class Four.

However, his attacks are a bit weak.

If Lin Li were to make a sarcastic remark, it would probably be something like, "Xiang Tian, you better not get a tattoo in the future, or people might think they've discovered oracle bone script when they dig you up."

Guo Nan was taken aback, but remained silent, while the two girls got worked up first, quickly approaching Class Four with annoyance, hands on hips, questioning:

"What's wrong with you, what does this have to do with you guys? What are you calling yourselves!"

"I'm Lin Li." Bai Bufan bowed to the two girls, then pointed to himself, politely introducing himself.

The two girls: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li: "(•́へ•́╬)?"

Damn, reacted a beat slow, and Bai Bufan snagged the ID first.

This is just how it is between brothers; if you're slow, you miss out.

But if you're not as skilled, you have to accept it, and Lin Li isn't one to take a loss badly.

Lin Li: "I'm Wang Ze."

Wang Ze: "I'm Lin Li."

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

What the hell! Two Lin Lis!

Zhou Baowei, who had just opened his mouth, closed it upon hearing Wang Ze's words, and when he turned to the two girls, he said, "I'm Lin Li."

"You're all crazy! Lin Li, Lin Li, I think Tian Li fits better, it's just disgusting." The two girls, feeling nauseated, began to curse.

"Nice!"

Seeing the girls only remembered Lin Li's name, Bai Bufan and Wang Ze instantly high-fived.

Zhou Baowei, being more stable, didn't join in this shallow celebration, he just made the teaching building shake a bit.

Lin Li, with his head down, rubbed his temples, smiling with a bit of difficulty.

Damn, even I have times like this.

As for the "Tian Li" the girls mentioned.

Guo Nan could no longer suffice the girls; now they liked to call Guo Nan "Tian Li," his name meanings hinting at various subtly mocking implications, like he's only fit to work hard in the fields, removing "man" from the top of his head, and so on.

The vocabulary creation abilities of the forum guys and the bloggers are comparable, though the latter's creations are less aggressive, as if they're coquettish with the forum guys.

Not sure if there are any romantic stories of "Dominant Forum CEO" and "Delicate Blogger Daughter," Lin Li kind of wanted to read them, feeling he could learn a lot of hidden meanings.

For instance, 'they say, around this area, lies a waist that shelters' this classic hidden speech.

Sometimes cold violence is more terrifying than hot violence; when the two girls from Class Five saw Class Four's group not responding to them, but only laughing among themselves, they felt even more disgusted.

They could only stomp their feet angrily, then turn back to scold the boy from their class who was peeking out:

"He Yuxuan, what are you doing getting involved?"

He Yuxuan made a funny face, and once more, emphasized to Xiang Tian, "Commander Turtle Tian, remember to let me know what delivery you like" before retreating his head back into the classroom.