The Most Random System-Chapter 658 - 349: Is There Nothing Worth Watching After a Ruined Season 8? I Don’t Think So_3

Bai Bufan: "It's nothing, just wanted you to inhale some formaldehyde. When I realized that I selfishly let only myself breathe it in earlier, I felt quite guilty."

Zhou Baowei: "?"

Bai Bufan: "By the way, Baowei, your nose holes are big, you smell more, snatching the formaldehyde that should belong to other classmates. Next time, remember to contribute more to the class fees, or I'll rally the entire class to kick you out."

Zhou Baowei: "?"

Zhou Baowei laughed.

The Marshall Tianpeng isn't angry, do you take me for Peppa Pig?

"Your mom! Your mom! Your mom!"

Every "your mom" came with Zhou Baowei's leap and a massive slap landing on Bai Bufan's back.

There were noticeable vibrations on Earth.

Zhou Baowei shouldn't have been that furious, but Bai Bufan's earlier words stirred unpleasant memories.

—— In the summer, Bai Bufan also used his big nostrils as an excuse to demand an extra share of the air-conditioning fee in the dorm.

It's worth mentioning that Tianming, Ze Yu, and others thought, "F*ck, Brother Bufan makes sense this time," and agreed.

Zhou Baowei refused to pay the extra, so the five roommates tried to kick him out, but they couldn't move or carry him, leaving the matter unresolved.

But this time, if the whole class tries, they might actually succeed...

So, feeling the crisis, Zhou Baowei decided to settle both old and new grudges.

Resulting in Xue Jian walking out of the stairwell to find chaos in front of his class.

The class teacher came and had to give face, so Zhou Baowei ended with a final slap: "Bufan! Your mom's in good health, huh!"

Bai Bufan: "Healthy, thanks for your concern."

"Be careful with safety." Xue Jian didn't seem to mind the chaos, just reminded Lin Li standing on the table.

"Don't worry, teacher." Lin Li nodded and patted his chest, "I'm standing firmly, and if I fall, I'll definitely step on Bufan. I'll be fine."

"I meant the table, don't break it, it's class property." Xue Jian said calmly and walked into the classroom.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei couldn't stop laughing.

Coming from Old Jian's mouth, the attack was a hundred times stronger than coming from theirs.

"Why does it feel like Old Jian's aggression is increasing? He wasn't like this at the beginning of the term, why say something so against teacher ethics?" Lin Li whispered, looking distressed, discussing with Bai Bufan.

"I noticed it too, but I don't know, there are no clues at all." Bai Bufan agreed deeply.

How could he have said to the old man, "Old thing, grandpa, let me help you," out of fear of Xue Jian's seriousness?

Zhou Baowei couldn't help pointing at the two.

Without a mirror or any pee, he could lend them some.

Hiss... he shouldn't need to look, right?

But Xue Jian just came to take a look, he didn't plan to participate in the big cleanup, stayed in the classroom for less than a minute, then went to the corridor to remind Lin Li and others not to mess around.

After Lin Li and Bai Bufan repeatedly assured him, he left.

The paint was mostly mixed, Bai Bufan moved Lin Li's desk next to his, then stood beside Lin Li.

—— In theory, two people painting two walls at the same time should be faster, but there's only one bucket of paint, splitting it isn't necessary.

Donning aprons, the two started painting.

"Want to play an exciting game of Gomoku?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan after rolling out white grids on the wall.

"But with all-white paint, how do we play?"

"Hollow circles and solid circles, man."

"Alright, I just learned the underwear array recently. The blogger said once it's formed, it's invincible." Bai Bufan agreed confidently.

"I'll go here."

"Then I'll go here."

"I'll go here."

"No way, Lin Li, you can't go there."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm going for the underwear array. If you go there, my array can't form, only I can go." Bai Bufan explained seriously, then used white paint to turn Lin's hollow circle into his solid circle, "There, your turn."

Lin Li gave a thumbs-up.

Indeed, this array is pretty invincible.

This underwear array reminded Lin Li of the unyielding skill of Zhou Tai in Three Kingdoms Kill (wild history version): You can stubbornly claim you're not dead and refuse to leave when the array fails.

Bai Bufan won the Gomoku match.

The two started painting seriously, just right, filling in the grid squares from top to bottom.

"Zingy-zig! Zingy-zig! Oh! Oh!"

"I'm a painter, a painter with strong skills~"

Singing different songs, each followed their rhythm, painting with flair.

Honestly, watching the grid squares get filled with white paint was quite stress-relieving and satisfying.

Telling the hoof-washing carpet cleaner there's something up tonight, don't go over.

Wang Ze passing by felt itchy watching the painting, so he tapped Lin Li's calf, waiting for both to look down at him before speaking:

"Lin Li, looks fun, mind letting me try?"

"Huh?" Lin Li was surprised, looking at the wall and then Wang Ze, "Are you sure you want to try?"

"Yeah!" Wang Ze didn't see why it needed any confirmation.

"Alright." Lin Li extended the roller towards Wang Ze.

Wang Ze was about to take it.

Splat!

Swipe.

Wang Ze's entire hand was painted white.

Wang Ze: "?"

Bai Bufan crouched down seeing this: "Wang Ze, wanna try again?"

Seeing Wang Ze still staring at his painted hand silently, silence assumed consent.

So——

Splat!

Swipe.

Wang Ze's entire hand was painted white.

Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)!?"

"Hey! Damn it! What are you two doing!!" Wang Ze realized later, angrily questioning them.

Lin Li seemed innocent, with a shrug, a LeBron James move, unrelated to him: "Wang Ze, didn't you say you wanted to try? I asked you twice, you confirmed, then I painted it. Now you're blaming me."

Wang Ze: "?"

"No! No! No!"

Wang Ze momentarily felt a loss of speech.

"F*ck! I meant I wanted to try painting, not being painted!"

Wang Ze wanted to roar while holding his head, but reacting, quickly flinging his white right hand, twisted.

"Oh——" Lin Li extended the tone, nodding, then looked at Wang Ze with reproachful eyes, "Next time, be clear, how was anyone supposed to get your meaning?"

"Your understanding is what's abnormal, you bastards!"

Wang Ze laughed angrily, realizing Lin Li was doing it on purpose, gasping a few times before coldly staring at them:

"Lin Li, Bufan, someone told me the only difference between 'manure' and 'humans' is 'manure' comes with two brushes. I once sneered at this, but today, I realize it's true."

Lin Li suppressed the joy from the insult, with a calm face, didn't respond to Wang Ze but looked at Bai Bufan first: "Bufan, are you human?"

"I'm not, I'm a dog, Lin Li, are you human?" Bai Bufan quickly caught on, answering calmly.

"I'm not either, I'm a rookie."

"I mean, what decent creature wants to be human?"

"Can a human be a decent creature?"

"Hah, pathetic."

Ending the conversation, the two turned to stare at Wang Ze.

Then Lin Li moved first.

Splat!

Swipe.

Bai Bufan followed closely.

Splat!

Swipe.

Then Wang Ze's other hand was fully white on both sides: "..."

Huh? Wait a minute?