The Most Random System-Chapter 642 - 344: It would be great if Nangong Wenya existed in reality_2

"This time Emperor Guan truly is the MVP, Guan Yu won while lying down like a dog."

Wang Ze and the others heard this and immediately felt indignant, starting to cyberbully Guan Yu.

"No need to disdain him," Bai Bufan quickly interrupted upon hearing this, first suppressing then praising, beginning to say some good words: "Actually, Guan Yu is the real Three Kingdoms man in the 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms,' he's quite honest."

"Hmm? Why do you say that?" Lin Li, having given the girls' breakfast, came over as the sidekick.

Bai Bufan calmly spoke: "Because he's physically in Wu, his head's in Wei, but his heart's in Shu."

"Oh——makes sense." Lin Li nodded calmly.

Then the two of them looked at all the boys in the back row with tacit understanding, inspecting seriously: "Let me take the place of Saint Emperor Guan to see who's laughing."

Everyone: "?"

They originally might not have laughed, but who the hell can hold it in now!

"Damn!! Isn't this supposed to be an unofficial history segment, how did it seamlessly turn into hell jokes, Bai Bufan, return my virtue, I'll have to bow a few times when I see Lord Guan's statue in the future to redeem myself!!"

Wang Ze and the others couldn't hold it any longer.

With just one sentence, all the boys in grade one class four's back row lost their right to blend into society.

After getting their breakfasts, the boys returned to their seats, starting to show off.

"Lin Li, let me test you, which is more expensive, chicken or beef?" Bai Bufan, even though his mouth was already busy with breakfast, still asked Lin Li indistinctly.

His secret recipe Orleans chicken bun was sold out and was replaced by Lin Li with an onion curry beef bun.

——Everything can be made into buns these days, no filling is surprising.

"Chicken." Lin Li answered instantly.

"Why?"

"Because it's you asking, I don't understand the question, but I understand you." Lin Li smiled gently.

Though Bai Bufan was touched, he, unwilling to be swayed by emotions, still shook his head:

"In applying math problems, they only give points for the complete solution now, not just the answer, Lin Li, let me remind you, a cow's worth a hair, one-ninth of a cow, how many hairs is a chicken?"

Lin Li: "…Eighty cents, right?"

"So smart! No wonder you're the top of the grade, you get it at once!" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs-up, "So, Lin Li, since you replaced my bun with a cheaper one without asking, shouldn't you compensate me?"

"Idiot." Lin Li said concisely.

After the morning self-study, it was class meeting time.

This time, Xue Jian didn't bring a lesson plan, it seems this time it's not math but a real class meeting.

"Class meeting, let's go over a few things." Sure enough, after sitting down, Xue Jian spoke to the class.

"First, you all should have learned from your parents last weekend that next Friday, our school's freshman department will hold parent-teacher conferences for each class."

"The conference will mainly include topics on class divisions, upcoming teaching plans, and your performance during this period."

"The school is also expected to prepare some segments for you students to participate in, but they're not confirmed yet. I will notify you all once they are..."

"Oh my, is that so? Then it seems I have to go home this Friday."

Bai Bufan stayed on campus last weekend, so now that he hears this, he strokes his chin, looking puzzled.

"Aren't you supposed to stay on campus more this week? Anyway, next week your family will definitely come to pick you up, so you could just go home with them then."

Hearing this, Lin Li glanced over.

"That's incorrect, after a parent-teacher conference, typically, there's a long period where it's not suitable for me to go home, this is a principle I became aware of since kindergarten." Bai Bufan shook his head.

He realized this since kindergarten?

Lin Li shook his head, feeling sorry for Father Bai and Mrs. Bai for having such a son.

Is there any parent in the world worse off than Father Bai and Mrs. Bai?

No, bro, there isn't.

"If I don't go home this week, then when the next suitable time to go home appears, I might get to see my biological brother." Bai Bufan continued.

"Your biological brother?" Lin Li was a bit shocked, "Are you going to practice yoga in this period? No? How flexible must you be to reach there?"

Lin Li lowered his head and tried it himself, finding it a bit difficult.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

What the heck.

"You idiot, who's telling you to reach your brother like that." Bai Bufan laughed and cursed.

Then he also lowered his head to try.

Whoa, it's really hard!

Fortunately, these two were sitting in the last row.

The only one in the classroom who noticed this amazing head-down scene, Zhou Baowei, had a complicated look. This wasn't an ordinary mental illness, it required a heavy blow.

Then Zhou Baowei also bent over to try —— damn, can't reach it either.

Bai Bufan lifted his head, looking at Lin Li: "Lin Li, I have a plan, I kiss yours, you kiss——"

Before he could finish his sentence, Bai Bufan was interrupted by Lin Li's ferocious slap: "Wang Ze! Get off Bai Bufan's body! Get back to your own! It's class time now!"

"Hee——"

"Hustle hustle——" Almost everyone in the class turned their heads, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately sat upright, with expressions completely stiffened.

The alarm was cleared soon after.

Because what everyone was looking at wasn't them but the blackboard behind them.

"There's no set theme for this blackboard newspaper, you can decide for yourselves, as long as it looks good," Xue Jian's voice continued, his gaze fixed on Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who were the only ones not turning their heads, he emphasized:

"But! It must align with the correct values and guidance, strictly prohibited from showing indecency, gambling, drugs! Strictly prohibited!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan stayed silent, just following everyone else in turning their heads.

Looks like the parent-teacher conference topic has ended.

"Also, the area outside the classroom is the same, the previous grade's paintings have mostly faded, so everyone can cover them and repaint."

"The paintings on the walls will be seen by classmates, teachers, and parents coming and going, so pay even more attention to values and guidance! Understood!"