The Most Random System-Chapter 589 - 327: A general in the field does not need orders_2

"Just keep it clean and fresh, don't even think about showing off those damn muscles. Go for something loose, casual, trendy to the point of rheumatism, you know, the Hong Kong artsy guy style. Here, try on these two pieces."

Lin Li picked out a few pieces from the pile of clothes and handed them to Wang Ze, who began trying them on.

"Try this one too."

"These pants are a bit weird, switch to this pair."

"..."

"Let's go with this set, I think it's okay."

There weren't many pieces to choose from, so the options for matching were limited. It didn't take long for Lin Li to come to a conclusion:

"I personally approve this set, but aesthetics are subjective. I don't know what Senior Sister Qian would think, so it's up to you."

"Don't start layering armor at this point, I'm a bit scared," Wang Ze laughed and cursed, "I'll go ask Bufan, see what he says."

"Woof woof woof then."

"Woof woof woof could be either approving woofs or disapproving woofs."

Speak of the devil, Wang Ze had just walked towards the dorm door when it was pushed open. Bai Bufan came in with a hairdryer in hand, probably having just dried his hair upstairs.

"Stupid dog Lin Li."

The first thing he did upon entering was to insult Lin Li.

Then, after sizing him up for a moment, Bai Bufan nodded approvingly: "Not bad, more anthropomorphic than the last set."

But Wang Ze squinted, stepped past Bai Bufan to close the dorm door, then looked at Lin Li and asked for his opinion: "Lin Li, hiss— what do you think of Bufan's outfit, tsk, how is it?"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "QAQ?"

Lin Li took a glance, since there was some anticipation of this weekend, Bai Bufan had obviously brought his personal clothes for the week and was wearing them now.

To be honest, it did look a bit better than Wang Ze's set.

"His looks better." Lin Li nodded.

"OK!" Wang Ze smiled.

Bai Bufan: "Hey no TAT, wait ⺮——"

...

"A bit too sweet wearing this, forget it, I'll still stick with my own set."

Wang Ze, after comparing at the stairway, returned and threw the clothes towards Bai Bufan who was left with only his underwear on the bed, complaining disdainfully.

"Despicable creature, despicable creature." Bai Bufan, adhering to the "enjoy life even if it strengthens you" doctrine, lazily caught the clothes and, flipping him off to show respect, defended his attire:

"Wang Ze, let me tell you, where is my outfit sweet? It's clearly very fashionable!"

"Just look at the material and you'll know, Zhu Wen usurped the throne— got your Tang done." Wang Ze disdainfully delivered his most literate line:

"Bufan, what were you thinking, buying clothes made of 'milky dragon' material? As soon as I put it on, I couldn't help but want to jump around and shout 'I'm a milk dragon, I'm a milk dragon'."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan paused and flipped through the label inside his clothes, then couldn't hold back his laughter:

"Damn it, Wang Ze, are you kidding? Nylon, who the hell told you this was 'milk dragon' material, it's nylon!"

Lin Li blinked, well that's quite milk dragon.

"Alright, the core issue is it's a bit small, Bufan, I'm really impressed, can't you grow a bit taller?" Wang Ze shrugged, speaking truthfully.

Wang Ze's height had a few centimeters difference with Bai Bufan, but sometimes a few centimeters can make a big difference, so the same clothes look different on the two of them.

"Eat to your fill and curse the cook, you sure know betrayal well, at my age with this height it's already impressive, okay? You two, a genius and an old-timer, I can't even be bothered to diss."

Bai Bufan got dressed and pointed fingers at the two of them as he stood up. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚

"Compared to betrayal, I prefer its synonym, backdoor." Wang Ze chuckled, "Backdoor your ass."

"By the way, Wang Ze, what did you do with the flower in the end?"

Ignoring the two who started on their game of van, Lin Li looked around and saw no sign of Wang Ze's flower, so he asked.

"I left it at Pinglu, I gave it to a shop owner there, and even added them on WeChat. I'll see if there's a chance to slip out and get it, if not, I'll pay a bit more for the owner to help send it over."

Wang Ze replied.

"A bit troublesome." Lin Li raised an eyebrow, commenting.

"What else can be done? This is already the best solution I could think of." Wang Ze shrugged.

"Don't you have any spare Storage Rings at home? Just take one, put the flower inside, and manifest it when needed. It's so convenient, stays fresh, no matter how early you buy it, you don't have to worry about it withering."

Lin Li suggested.

"Hah, stupid ass." Wang Ze chuckled, critically commenting.

Lin Li sighed, his sincere advice seemed to have fed Bufan, despite being the most genuine suggestion given.

"By the way, when are you two going?" Wang Ze asked.

"We arranged to meet at the school gate in ten minutes, so we could set off now, what about you?"

Lin Li rubbed his forehead, thinking about how to bump Qu Wanqiu into a big bump without messing up his hairstyle.

"I haven't set off yet, I arranged with Senior Sister to hang out after lunch." Wang Ze responded.

"Why have lunch when you're going there to play—"

"Knock! Knock! Creak—"

Before Lin Li finished speaking, the door was knocked twice, and the person outside found the door wasn't closed, directly pushed open the dorm room door and walked in.

Chen Tianming.

Knowing what Chen Tianming was up to, all three of them turned to look at Chen Tianming's head.

"Look, Wang Ze, Tianming took my photo to show the hairdresser, this is the proper length, and it's the length when I'm not styled!" Lin Li immediately turned to Wang Ze, gloating.

Wang Ze ignored him.

Bai Bufan frowned: "No, Tianming, what kind of ridiculous hairstyle did you do? It looks like nothing changed except some fluffiness?"