The Most Random System-Chapter 587 - 326: The Gold Content of the Japan-Korea Zone Continues to Increase_3

"Didn't Chen Tianming tell you? He said he's seen it; my ancestors are suspected of having the bloodline of agricultural tools!"

When Chen Tianming comes back later, if he turns into a buzz cut, that would be killer.

"Luckily, I haven't changed clothes yet," Wang Ze patted the shoe print on his butt, snapped his fingers, and simply took off his school uniform: "Lin Li, you're here at the right time, help me see how this outfit looks today."

Wang Ze quickly changed into a new set of clothes.

"How is it?"

Lin Li pinched his chin and mused for a long time, finally nodded and commented: "Honestly, you look a bit like Xiaolizi."

"Whoa, am I that handsome? No kidding, I'm going to check it out by the stairs."

Wang Ze immediately got excited and was about to walk out—the stairway in the dormitory had a full-length mirror on the wall; the balcony mirror couldn't show everything.

"Uh, I meant Xiaolizi from 'Cooking Master Boy'."

"Cooking Master...?" With one foot already out the dormitory door, Wang Ze turned his head to stare at Lin Li, starting to search in his memory.

"Screw you, Lin Li! You're talking about that little eunuch? Forget 'Cooking Master Boy,' why not shoot 'Little Chef Lin Li'?"

Upon remembering who Xiaolizi was, Wang Ze couldn't hold back anymore.

"Ze, my friend," Lin Li patted Wang Ze's shoulder, "how should I put this, like if you let me do a multiple-choice question now, giving me options A: Good-looking; B: Average; C: Ugly to evaluate..."

"Pick C, right?" A dejected Wang Ze knew Lin Li was up to no good, he commented coldly.

"That's too one-sided, buddy. If you pick only one answer in a multiple-choice question, you can only get half the marks," Lin Li shook his head with a smile, "the correct answer is—'Not B but C.'

Wang Ze: "(;☉_☉)?"

"No, huh?"

"No! Huh?!"

"Lin Li, your mouth is like it's poisoned; who's going to dare kiss you in the future!!" Wang Ze turned into a goblin priest, starting to roar.

"Humph, don't worry about that; there are people who want to kiss," Lin Li chuckled disdainfully, "every morning I spend half an hour kissing my mirror, anyone who understands Lin Li really has it tough."

"I understand Lin Li, envy the mirror." Wang Ze then became a little shy, "Me dissing you earlier is just me trying to PUA you, I... just, just want to have you all to myself~"

Lin Li: "..."

Forgot he was dealing with Wang Ze, Lin Li suddenly didn't feel like laughing.

After coughing twice, he pointed at Wang Ze's outfit with a look of disbelief:

"Wang Ze, come on, tell me why you're wearing a sleeveless vest underneath and letting it stick out, are you playing potion or what? Hmm?"

"To showcase my masculinity!" Wang Ze felt that his outfit was still reasonable, his old shoulders slid a bit, and he shrugged his jacket down to his elbows, showing off his biceps.

After striking a few muscle-enhancing poses, Wang Ze proudly said:

"Last night I specifically went to ask the coach for the keys, and after buying flowers, I went to the school gym to work out. Look, this muscle, isn't it obvious?"

"Love is truly a wonderful thing; thinking about finally being single today, I hit the extreme deadlift of 190 lbs, my previous limit was only 180, a big breakthrough!"

"Whoa, that's impressive."

Only insiders know how impressive this figure is; Lin Li was rather shocked.

"Average, just average."

Being admired by someone who's first in the grade felt great, Wang Ze couldn't suppress his grin, but he still waved his hands pretending to be humble.

"This is no average, buddy, teach me," Lin Li was genuinely impressed, so he immediately approached Wang Ze to massage his shoulders, seeking the secret:

"How did you do it? Teach me teach me, last time I went to the gym for a deadlift and barely lifted a pound and a half, got reported and kicked out, ending up on the blacklist of the fitness club; the receptionist pointed a mop at me and called me crazy."

"..."

Wang Ze's tips were about to spill, but he suddenly went silent.

(;☉_☉)?

His originally smug smile froze completely; Wang Ze's gaze shifted from Lin Li to the balcony, mouth opening and closing, wanting to speak but hesitating, wanting but hesitating again.

His deadlift skills could help a 150-pound lifter reach 160.

But couldn't help this pathetic pound-and-a-half lifter.

"... What the heck did you deadlift? If I were the receptionist I'd really have to control you!" Wang Ze roared in questioning.

There, he got anxious again.

Lin Li sighed and spoke to Wang Ze with a gentle smile:

"Alright, Wang Ze, even if you can take a big dump, what's the point of lifting 190 pounds? Listen to me, this outfit of yours...

If you want to wear it, it's okay; after all, today is just a day out.

But if you're planning to go play with Senior Sister Qian for the Lantern Festival, then don't wear this outfit, seriously.

Because, ironically, while you're enjoying an outing, you might see a kid very excitedly telling their mom:

"Moo! It's a moo!"

You get angry, roll up your sleeves showing some muscle and masculinity, ready to confront the rude kid, then you hear the kid turn and tell their mom:

"Mommy, mommy! This walking riddle's answer, I guessed it right! It means moo, doesn't it?"

The mom quickly apologizes for her child's rudeness, carrying them away, but you will hear in the air her subtle whisper, "Little Bao's amazing! Guessed the answer right!"

But the kid is humble, shaking his head: "It's not Little Bao being amazing; it's Senior Sister Qian being a real girl, and he's a super ugly fool named Wang Ze."

Lin Li even mimicked the child, vividly describing the scene.

Listening to the very biased and dramatic story, Wang Ze was already laughing on the bed. 𝗳𝗿𝐞𝕖𝘄𝗲𝕓𝗻𝚘𝚟𝕖𝐥.𝚌𝕠𝕞

Whoa, Lin Li sure is a petty fellow.

He just made up a story attacking him, and the retaliation is so quick?

Wang Ze wanted to kick Lin Li, but thinking Lin Li's outfit was for going out, he managed to control the urge.

Kick him next week.

After realizing how dirty the insult was, Wang Ze stopped laughing: "(•́へ•́╬)..."

"Am I really that ugly?"

Lin Li pulled Wang Ze next door and shouted towards Bai Bufan who was washing on the balcony:

"Little Bao! Stop washing your face! Mommy tests you with a riddle; standing next to Wang Ze is a girl, guess the riddle."

Bai Bufan turned his head while washing, examined for a bit, and answered: "Baby! Isn't this my babe! Baby! I love you!"

Wang Ze: "!"

Lin Li: "?"

"No, Bufan, are you addicted to grass after yesterday?" Lin Li asked, twitching his lips, "What do you usually use for washing down there, surely not ice?"

"That's Wang Ze's charm." Wang Ze chuckled, "Someday the whole world will enjoy Nantong jokes!"

"One day mixing in the real deal, you'll get serious."

"Mixing in the real deal might just slacken the butt, but why get serious?" Wang Ze denied.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Couldn't roast.

"Alright, Bufan, seriously, how do you rate Wang Ze's outfit," Lin Li asked again.

Bai Bufan opened the balcony door wider, looked clearly, his expression complex, he hesitated to speak, eventually waved his hand: "Forget it, my words might sound nasty, I'll stay silent."

Then he fully closed the balcony door with a bang.

"Ugh—"

"Ugh—"

The muffled sounds of retching echoed twice, the dorm turned silent, but silence spoke even louder.

"See." Lin Li raised his hand signaling.

Wang Ze: "..."