The Most Random System-Chapter 586 - 326: The Gold Content of the Japan-Korea Zone Continues to Increase_2

"OK! I'll give it a try too." Chen Tianming took out his phone, snapped a few photos of Lin Li's head to use as a reference for the barber, and then headed straight for the door.

Lin Li walked into the dormitory, where it was dark, and Bai Bufan was lying silently on his top bunk.

Oh, that's why there's been no sound. Lin Li thought Bai Bufan was ignoring him because of what happened with Wang Ze yesterday, but it turns out he's dead.

There's still some time before they need to leave, so let the kid be dead for a while.

Lin Li decided to check on Wang Ze next door.

"Lin Li~" Bai Bufan suddenly mumbled.

"Huh?" Lin Li turned around.

"Lin Li~" Bai Bufan mumbled again.

Lin Li frowned, is he sleep-talking?

"Lift it higher~" mumbled a muffled voice again.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)!?"

He then saw Bai Bufan lying on the top bunk, stretching his arms into the air, and began thrusting his hip upward against the blanket, making the bed creak.

"Oh oh oh oh~"

"Ikku, Ikku, I'm gonna ikku!!"

Is he really dreaming about Red Stone, this gutter-minded guy, so gross.

"Bai Bufan, you truly are a Korean," Lin Li said, turning on the dormitory light, teasingly scolding.

"How's that Korean? Did you not feel me come in? No way, right?"

Bai Bufan stopped his hip movement, sat up from the bed, ruffled his messy hair, and carelessly poked at the corner of his eye with his hand, flicking away some eye gunk with a smile.

If Zhou Baowei were in the dormitory and saw this scene, he'd definitely turn red with rage.

Last time, while he was eating instant noodles in the dorm, Bai Bufan was trimming his toenails on the top bunk, and suddenly Zhou exclaimed, 'Damn, Master Kang's getting generous, they've even included crunchy bits that are crunchier than Tandanian.'

Once he realized the dorm had gone silent and the crunchy bits might not be what they seemed, he turned around to find Bai Bufan already facing him, kneeling in remorse.

Because you can't hit someone who's all smiles, that day Zhou Baowei used his foot instead.

Tangy, stinky — courtesy of Bai Bufan.

"Haha, aren't you getting the reference? I'm calling you a non-Ma Dongxi." It's that line Lin Li was waiting for, and he proudly explained.

"Whoa, I didn't see that coming!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes after the explanation.

Remembered it for future use on Zhou Baowei.

"I suspect this joke was made up by the Japanese," Bai Bufan commented afterward.

"Oh, and why's that?" Lin Li knew Bai Bufan was up to no good again, but as the Red Stone King, he couldn't resist playing along.

"Because I've noticed that in Japan-South Korea relations, the Japanese clearly lean towards Korea," Bai Bufan replied.

"Because the Japanese name has '日' (sun) in it! Loyalty!" Lin Li snapped his fingers, offering his reasoning.

"Of course not, that's too shallow and unreasonable. I've found the root of it, it's because in the Japanese films I've watched, there are a lot of South Korea praising scenes."

Bai Bufan smugly declared, pointing at Lin Li to deliver the answer:

"But Lin Li, have you noticed? There hasn't been even one scene praising Korea!"

Lin Li: "∑(￣□￣)!!"

What?!

"You're right!" Lin Li admitted in shock, then gave a big thumbs-up.

That perspective is unbeatable, Lin Li had to concede; he had seen many Japanese praising scenes too.

And those movies were all privately filmed, meaning those views were spontaneously from the public! 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂

High credibility!

The content weight was high too!

"Yo, Lin Li, getting your hair done just to see me? Nice attitude."

After cleaning the eye gunk, Bai Bufan picked his nose, nodding in approval at Lin Li's hairstyle.

"Get up, get up, all your hair is sticking up at the back. Though us guys aren't peacocks looking for mates, don't need to flaunt, but got to wash that hair, right? There's probably enough time."

Climbing down from the bunk, Bai Bufan yawned and headed for the balcony, inquiring.

"Plenty of time, take it slow, I'll go check on Wang Ze."

Lin Li nodded, letting Bai Bufan go about his grooming, and went next door, knocking on the door.

"Damn, Lin Li—" Wang Ze opened the dormitory door, eyes widening at the sight of Lin Li's hairstyle.

"Skip."

"—that hairstyle is cool."

Cursed gal games lie; even when you hit Skip, you can't fast forward past these dialogues?

Just want to skip to the shooting part.

"Should I get one too?" Wang Ze touched his own head.

"Your buzz cut, what style would you do, seriously." Lin Li sweat-dropped.

"Sigh, can't do anything about it," Wang Ze shrugged, "Last time I went to the barbershop and showed them your picture, saying, 'Hey, could you cut it to this length?'. The barber nodded and said, 'No problem, I know him,' and gave me a buzz cut.

I looked in the mirror confused, 'Hey, why is it a buzz cut?'

The barber said, 'What's wrong? Isn't this Lin Li? I know him, that's his length.'

I said, 'Nonsense, the hair in the picture is this long, man, you're talking nonsense!'

He said, 'Ah?! You were referring to the hair length? Sorry, sorry!'

He apologized, and I indeed didn't make it clear, so what could I do? Just admit it, I suppose; the barber knows you too well."

Wang Ze sighed.

Lin Li: "(•́へ•́╬)!!"

"Damn, Wang Ze, turns out you're the real Korean," Lin Li joked, kicking Wang Ze's butt and sending him onto the bed, playfully scolding:

"Damn, you're saying my hair length is only a buzz cut, that's too much, am I treated like peanuts? At least a bit longer, huh?"