The Most Random System-Chapter 539 - 311: Everything is Ready, Only the East Wind is Missing_3

Chapter 539: Chapter 311: Everything is Ready, Only the East Wind is Missing_3

"What are you planning to do, are you going to blow on us when we get over there?"

Ding Sihan looked wary, covering her nose as if she already smelled something: "Eww, smells bad."

Lin Li: "?"

Damn, except for the smelly part, it sounds like something I’d actually do.

"I’m not messing with you, trust me this time, I swear on my hair. If I’m playing you guys, I’ll shave my head next week for school." Lin Li raised four fingers to the sky.

"Going all out?" Ding Sihan raised an eyebrow and clicked her tongue: "Well, I have to believe you now."

"Let’s go, Lin Li can do it, trust him." Chen Yu Ying laughed as she pulled Ding Sihan under the tree.

Lin Li was also starting his own preparations.

"Woof woof!"

"Woof woof!"

"Money, Lucky, quiet! Just curious, what are you doing?"

The owner of Wangcai and Lai Fu, who were also about to leave, saw Lin Li sticking little flags made out of tissues into the grass, and asked curiously.

"My classmates want to take photos, hoping to capture a scene with leaves falling in the wind under trees."

While explaining, Lin Li took off his shoes and casually picked up a small branch—crooked and uneven, nowhere near as perfect as the one he found during the fall outing.

"It sounds beautiful, but what’s this got to do with you here..."

The woman didn’t understand the connection between these actions and the desired result, so she spoke again.

"I’m following Zhuge Liang’s example of borrowing the east wind, sister. I arranged these flags according to the positions of the twenty-eight constellations—though the conditions are poor now, only tissue paper white flags, and this is the incense table, these are the offerings—also not much, just half a box of Pocky."

"Just making do, I think the heavens get my drift."

Barefoot and ready to perform his sword dance, Lin Li pointed at the stuff on the ground and explained.

Ding Sihan, Chen Yu Ying, and the woman: "?"

Are you kidding us?

Are you borrowing the east wind too?

"Lin Li! You said you weren’t playing us! I’m mad, next week you must be bald!"

Ding Sihan, who also heard the conversation, had been all set to help take photos of Chen Yu Ying first, now she was annoyed.

"Bald doesn’t sound so good..." Chen Yu Ying said softly.

Though I don’t think Lin Li would look terrible bald, his current hairstyle definitely suits him better.

"Trust me just this once, if Zhuge Liang can do it, so can I. Just watch!" Lin Li said confidently, then began his sword dance.

Lin Li, who had practiced sword techniques, danced with precision and flair, showing a bit of heroism.

Ding Sihan shook her head, indifferent, whatever, watching a sword dance isn’t bad either.

But if Lin Li turned around and said the wind he brought us is called Jade Tree In Wind, I swear, his kidneys will be toast!

Lin Li began muttering incantations:

"To take good photos, fallen leaves are needed; everything’s ready, just waiting for the east wind..."

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."

The women watching: "(;☉_☉)?"

What kind of east wind are you summoning!

Are you trying to destroy a pet-friendly park...no, are you trying to destroy the Golden Opportunity...no, destroy all of Nansang County!!

That kind of thing doesn’t just come!

The woman looked up, luckily, there wasn’t the sound of a sonic boom or a growing dark spot, at least not yet.

The woman continued watching Lin Li dance.

She didn’t see anything worth laughing at, sharing a smile with her friends, she just thought, this is the reckless and carefree madness that belongs to the youth, celebrating their unbridled youth, why care about anything else.

Whether it’s the boy borrowing the east wind or the girls waiting for the wind, they all wore sincere smiles, all writing this story.

Youth is so wonderful, looking at it warms the cold bodies of us working folks.

Feeling a bit nostalgic, but the woman and her friends were getting ready to leave.

Hair fluttered in the breeze.

"Whoosh—"

The wind arrived.

"It’s here! What now! Ding Sihan! Apologize to me! Keep shouting!"

"Whoa!!"

"It really came!"

As the gasps of the young ones behind them sounded, she and her friends stopped and turned around.

The wind really came, the east wind blew, leaves rustling, swirling and falling around the girl under the tree, the scene breathtakingly beautiful.

Luckily, another well-prepared girl captured this moment.

"So pretty! Ying Bao! Perfect!"

"Really~"

"Pose differently!"

"Even more perfect! More, more, click click click!"

So nice, the woman thought.

The wind continued to carry their voices.

"My turn, my turn, I want to take a picture too! Why is the wind dying down? Lin Li, can you summon more wind, please, if you can only get this one gust, I’ll really be mad—like, truly mad!"

"Even though I feel like coughing up blood now, but Dingzi, you said it, so how could I let you down!"

"Borrow another five hundred gusts from heaven!"

The boy began to dance the ’sword’ again, while the girls watched him with full joy and anticipation, waiting for that ’surprise’.

At some point, the woman and her friends all had smiles on their faces.

"Damn it, Dingding, my mana seems to be running out."

"Hey, ah Ding, don’t hurry me, step back, go back! Don’t kick me yet, I have another move! I have another move!"

The boy took a deep breath, pulling out his last resort—

"Dear heavens! I’m willing to trade Bai Bufan’s ten years of romantic luck for another gust of east wind! Please! He’ll do anything!"

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come..."

"Wind, come!"