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The Most Random System-Chapter 496 - 298: In the face of absolute weapons, all strength is futile_4
Lin Li really liked a saying from the Dragon Race.
"They roar, they fight, this is a war of kings, only death can end it."
Dragons are proud, they only acknowledge one king.
At present.
Judging from the underling who was in so much pain that he was rolling his eyes and screaming "my balls are crushed, my balls are crushed" on the ground, this time in the dragons’ PK, Lin Li had the upper hand.
After all, how can a mere dragon body compare to mechanical ascension.
This is the Holy Sword, Excalibur.
The battle wasn’t over yet, two more people lunged at him, Lin Li stepped aside and leaned back, the Holy Sword struck the opponent’s elbow, with a crisp sound, that person stumbled and fell to the ground.
Another larger guy charged with arms wide open, Lin Li didn’t dodge or avoid, his mushroom head conveniently hit the guy’s chin, knocking him into a daze with a single strike.
Finally, the hooligan who watched "Guilty Crown," seeing the situation of his comrades, suddenly didn’t dare to approach anymore. Facing Lin Li, he stepped back in fear, then turned around.
He wanted to run.
Lin Li waved his hand and threw out the "Invisible Sword" that was already possessed inside, and with a scream, it hit the target right in the bullseye.
Making it fly back would freak them out, so Lin Li walked over to retrieve his Holy Sword again.
"You guys are too weak," Lin Li said with a smile as he picked up his phone and sent a message.
The five people got up one by one, clearly unconvinced.
"Want more? Then get ready for stage two," Lin Li warned, tossing the Holy Sword at them.
With that gesture, the four of them suddenly felt that something scattered all over them.
Huang Mountain wiped the sticky stuff off his face and looked down.
A white, opaque liquid, murky and sticky.
Huang Mountain: "ᓖ뮤?!"
What the hell is this!!?
Huang Mountain furiously began to wipe his face and flick his hands, wiping the stuff onto a nearby underling’s clothes. He looked up in horror at Lin Li: "What the heck did you throw over!"
Lin Li smiled slightly, continuing to swing the stick: "I told you, tonight is your end."
Huang Mountain: "?"
This night is too terrifying!
"What the hell! Where did this freak come from!"
Unable to run, unable to fight back, Huang Mountain was on the brink of collapse, crazily charging at Lin Li again.
Lin Li dealt with him easily.
The dazzling Holy Sword made his smile in the dim alley flicker, appearing even more freakish.
Perhaps a bit sinister too.
But Lin Li wasn’t actually that disgusting.
This liquid was just expired yogurt.
It’s not a weapon feature; a two-hundred-buck toy doesn’t have that kind of advanced tech, it was something Lin Li kept in the Qiankun Ring.
All he needed to do was manifest it in his hand while swinging the toy, and it would scatter naturally due to centrifugal force.
There wasn’t any practical purpose; Lin Li just added it for atmosphere.
Pretty effective. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶
Mental attack maxed out.
For instance, now as Huang Mountain charged forward, the other underlings were so stunned by the liquid on them that their brains froze, mouths agape, expressions stiff.
With one kick, Lin Li sent Huang Mountain flying into the wall, and seeing this, decided to help them out.
——When the yogurt hit their mouths, they immediately shut them.
Lin Li felt like a miracle doctor, effortlessly curing dislocated jaws.
Not only did their mouths close, but they also began retching.
Maybe it was because it was expired and tasted off.
"Sorry, sorry, we know we were wrong!" Feeling Lin Li approaching with the Holy Sword still in hand, they finally realized that without weapons, they couldn’t possibly beat Lin Li, so they looked up in terror and pleaded for mercy.
"It’s not that you know you’re wrong, it’s that you know your asses are screwed tonight, Holy Sword Excalibur!!!"
"Ah!"
"Are you still going to rob, huh? Being a thug at such a young age?"
"Ah!"
"Do you usually enjoy bullying people? Hmm? Does bullying make you feel good?"
"Stop hitting, stop hitting!"
"Fine, I won’t hit you."
"Ah!!!!"
"Stop stabbing! Stop stabbing! Keep hitting! Dude! Keep hitting!"







