The Most Random System-Chapter 495 - 298: In the Face of Absolute Weaponry, All Strength Is Futile_3

Chapter 495: Chapter 298: In the Face of Absolute Weaponry, All Strength Is Futile_3

The underling called Nanzi stepped forward and pulled Lin Li’s hand away from the collar.

Lin Li thought for a moment, didn’t resist, and let him pull it open.

"Damn, there’s a fucking camera hidden in here."

Nanzi noticed the camera tucked inside the hoodie, cursed first, and then reached into Lin Li’s collar.

Huang Mountain inhaled sharply, and upon realizing Lin Li’s possible plan, his temples bulged, and he began rolling up his sleeves, glaring fiercely at Lin Li:

"Still hiding a camera, damn, what are you trying to do? Kid, tonight you—"

"Damn it!"

Before Huang Mountain could finish, Nanzi’s hand jerked back suddenly with a scream, stepping back two steps, looking at Lin Li in terror.

Huang Mountain snorted in confusion and disdain: "What’s wrong, Nanzi? What could have been so scary hidden there? Did you see a sniper rifle by any chance? Ha—"

"Brother Shan, a ghost, a ghost head, it’s a ghost head! I just touched a ghost head—"

But Nanzi, finding it not funny, turned to look at Huang Mountain in disbelief and stuttered.

"What’s so scary about a ghost head—wait, what head did you say?"

Huang Mountain: "?"

"Ghost head." The underling replied.

"Which ghost?"

"The ghost of the crow."

Huang Mountain: "???"

What the heck?

Did Nanzi just say he touched some weird thing in this guy’s arms?

Lin Li sighed at this, they found out, looks like the show has to start early.

So Lin Li decided to not hold back anymore, stood up and asked the five seriously but expectantly: "Have any of you watched ’Guilty Crown’? Anyone, anyone? Waiting online, urgent."

"Who told you to stand up!"

Facing the suddenly arrogant Lin Li, Huang Mountain threw a punch, but the next second, to everyone’s astonishment, Lin Li caught it with one hand and slammed him to the ground with a reverse motion.

Lin Li disdainfully looked at Huang Mountain, who was gasping on the ground, shook his head:

"One look and I can tell you’re not into anime, you probably haven’t seen it, I won’t ask you then. How about you guys, have any of you seen ’Guilty Crown’?"

"I, I have."

One underling, slightly confused and unable to make sense of the current situation, replied instinctively.

Lin Li immediately became much happier and excitedly pointed at him: "Then you should know the famous sword-drawing scene and the epic sword song, right? Great, this way you’ll be on my wavelength in a moment."

Saying this, he shifted his body to the left, dodging Huang Mountain who got up and threw another punch at him, Lin Li smiling all the while.

"Bufan Bufan, awaken." He called out to Bu Fan, who was charging from the side.

"Woof woof, I’m here." Bai Bufan of course wasn’t there, but the new phone snatched by Huang Mountain, which Lin Li had pre-programmed, responded after a bark.

"Play ’βios’ for me, and start directly from the climax segment." Lin Li commanded.

"Woof woof, alright, launching the music app and will play ’βios’ directly from the climax."

As Lin Li spoke, he stepped back to the alleyway entrance, blocking all five men’s escape, smiling as he faced them.

At this moment, the Lin Li phone in Huang Mountain’s hand began to play—

"Regentropfen sind meine Tränen! (Raindrops are my tears—) (can be paired with an Easter egg Chapter)"

As the music played, Lin Li’s expression grew serious, and he reached toward his collar, gripping the defensive weapon within.

Multicolored lights appeared simultaneously, appearing vibrant and dazzling in the night.

No mistaking it, still the colorful version weapon.

Built-in disco lights.

"Wind ist mein Atem und mein Erzählung! (Wind is my breath and my words—)"

Lin Li tilted his head back, eyes closed, looking intoxicated, his hand slowly raised, as if, like Ye Qi, this thing was being drawn from within his body.

Under such a momentum, the weapon slowly revealed its true form.

"Holy Sword Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted.

Huang Mountain, Nanzi, and the others: "(;゜○゜)?"

Your mother.

Your mother.

Your mother!!

A dual-headed staff emitting multicolored lights appeared in Lin Li’s hand.

"What the hell did you pull out?!" Huang Mountain couldn’t believe his eyes, stepping back in terror.

"Correct, but also incorrect." Lin Li waggled his index finger in front of him, "What I pulled out isn’t just any weird shit, but an incredible weird shit."

Huang Mountain: "?"

Lin Li knew Huang Mountain didn’t understand, but that didn’t matter. He twirled the double-edged holy sword, pointing one end at Huang Mountain, smiling: "I’m... the Black Silk Hero, and tonight, is your end."

When the double-edged holy sword pointed at Huang Mountain, their eyes and the staff’s single eye met.

Coming back to his senses, Huang Mountain angrily ordered his underlings: "Damn it! Whatever this freak is, beat him to death, if anyone dies, I’ll take the blame!"

"Get him!"

"Who’s giving a shit over a feather!"

"Bro, the feather he’s holding seems badass."

"You talk too much, shut up!"

Facing the five charging men, Lin Li smiled slightly.

[Near Weapon Soul], Designated Weapon [Double-edged Holy Sword], Activate!

At this moment, Lin Li felt fully integrated with the multicolored dual-headed staff, merging as one, you in me and me in you.

Lin Li chuckled softly, moving forward to confront them.

Sidestepping Huang Mountain’s straight punch.

Double-headed staff! Go! Sweep at his knee pit!

The thud of Huang Mountain’s kneeling fall startled a stray cat on the wall, followed by an underling’s sweeping kick reaching Lin Li’s waist.

But Lin Li, taking advantage of the momentum, twisted and leaned against a wall, evading the sweep while counterstriking with the staff at the widely exposed crotch following the sweeping leg.

Double-headed staff! Go! Sweep at his unicorn horn!