The Most Random System-Chapter 483 - 295: Lin Li Would Be the First to Die if the Sky Fell

Chapter 483: Chapter 295: Lin Li Would Be the First to Die if the Sky Fell

The Demon Suppression Bureau in Gotham can’t catch Batman, but the Demon Suppression Bureau in Xiling can catch the Black Silk Hero.

The Black Silk Hero’s debut might as well have been a funeral.

But fortunately, Lin Li has plenty of tricks up his sleeve and connections. You should know, he was once a big shot who could eat both black and white.

When Lin Li eats an Oreo, he never just eats the black O or just the white re.

If this isn’t eating both black and white, what counts as eating both black and white?

Damn, when Lin Li was a kid, he really foolishly followed the ad, lick it, twist it, and dunk it, thinking this was surely the most delicious way.

Space Cups and Oreos truly were part of some ducklings’ childhood mentors, and they also became a source of joy for many rich ladies, the ones they most needed to thank.

Some guys can make women comfortable right when they open their mouths, maybe not because they’re experienced, but simply because they’re little gluttons.

In any case, the well-connected Lin Li ultimately got released from the Demon Suppression Bureau, but at a cost—the black silk became a sacrificial lamb and was confiscated.

But it’s okay, he has a dozen more at home.

This time, I really have to thank Qu Wanqiu.

Who would’ve thought her gift would actually leave him with so much backup hidden energy?

In the "Three People and a Dog" gift group, apart from the "dog" being useless, the other "three people’s" gifts now seem to deeply please Lin Li.

After spending a bit of time, he returned to Old Friend Road.

Lin Li continued to search for his third round target.

If he’s quick, he might complete the mission in a few days.

However, since Uncle Yan has caught on, though he’ll never admit it, he has to tweak his methods a bit.

Maybe it’s already past midnight, the true dead of night, or maybe it’s because two rounds of the Demon Suppression Bureau appeared in a short period, which is rare on Old Friend Road and had a certain deterrent effect.

In any case, there were far fewer people on the road than at ten or eleven at night, and each person seemed even more like they were glued to their iPhones. 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂

The few people he ran into were either hurried with strong purposes and didn’t care about Lin Li at all or, although they noticed Lin Li, had no ill intentions whatsoever.

The Xiling people are still so simple.

Therefore, Lin Li decided to call it a night.

Tomorrow morning—or rather today during the day—he still needs to go to the library to study. With the current efficiency, there’s no need to stay, better to go home and have a big sleep, take a big break.

After all, his thoughts are very clear by now, completing this task is near at hand, so there’s no need to rush it now.

Putting the cash back into his pocket, Lin Li walked toward where his bicycle was parked.

He took out his phone to scroll through and kill some time on the way, only to see a message from Yangliang.

"Yangliang: Lin Li? What are you doing right now?"

Lin Li blinked, Bu Hao.

"Lin Li: Chatting with contacts on WeChat, what’s up, Unc?"

"Yangliang: Haha, nothing much, Uncle just couldn’t sleep in the middle of the night, thought I’d have a chat with you."

...

It’s totally not ’couldn’t sleep’, you liar.

Twenty minutes earlier.

After coaxing the kid to sleep and finishing a bout of wrestling with his wife, Yangliang took out his phone to look around before bed, kill some time.

Then he discovered a group chat on WeChat suddenly became very active in the middle of the night.

He clicked in to see, turns out his former colleague Yan Aosong, who he worked with for a period, was venting his frustrations in the group.

The top of the chat history, which spurred tonight’s lively scene, was an explosive statement.

"Yan Aosong: Hey, bros, you think using a thirty-centimeter fake baton as a self-defense weapon is feasible?"

"Yan Aosong: I’m not joking, I’m seriously discussing this with you guys!"

"Yan Aosong: I’m not crazy!"

"Yan Aosong: It’s not me who’s crazy, it’s this black silk world!"

"Yan Aosong: Damn, you guys have no idea what I went through tonight in the middle of the night—I’m telling you, ’Protecting and Liberating the West’ shouldn’t just liberate the West, liberate Xiling for us too! If I took this case on TV, I bet the ratings would explode."

This wasn’t an official work group, but a private group set up by the bros, so they didn’t have to worry about swearing and could speak freely.

Upon hearing what Yan Aosong said, naturally someone got curious and asked what happened to make him so worked up.

"Yan Aosong: Don’t even mention it, tonight I ran into a real tough nut of a kid. I say he’s a bad person? Yet he really did a thorough good deed. But do I say he’s a good person? This kid’s good but kind of bad, just... good bad good bad."

Yangliang heard this and burst out laughing.

Laughing himself to death, upon seeing this description, the first person Yangliang thought of was Lin Li.

"Yan Aosong: No, this kid was the one reporting the crime, he got robbed. Although he didn’t admit it, he definitely got robbed on purpose, aiming to lure the robbers in to bring them to justice, saying something about wanting to be the Black Silk Hero of Xiling, using unconventional means to protect Xiling’s justice."

"Yan Aosong: @Guo Fei, I didn’t make a mistake, he’s the Black Silk Hero, the one you thought of when you hear ’black silk’."

"Yan Aosong: Unlike what you think, this kid isn’t just your average delusional nerd. He could single-handedly take down four robbers and remain unscathed, just with a stick. Tell me, isn’t there anyone in our group who could do this?"

And speaking of being delusional, his style of work is actually quite mature; things are arranged in a pretty orderly fashion. But to say he’s mature, I really can’t bring myself to say it."