The Husband I Snatched Is Not Right!-Chapter 79: Don’t Be Like This, I’m Actually Pretty Scared

Chapter 79: Chapter 79: Don’t Be Like This, I’m Actually Pretty Scared

The room was warm with the charcoal fire burning.

When Wei Zhao woke up, the outside was already bright.

His head was a bit dizzy, and his stomach was uncomfortable. Wei Zhao took a moment and only after feeling a bit better did he with difficulty prop himself up, looking indifferent.

Yue Shan was guarding at the door, afraid of disturbing his rest, staying very quiet. Seeing him awake, he ran to call Yu Tingwan.

Soon, the girl brought porridge in.

She and Yue Shan had already eaten; this was for Wei Zhao.

Wei Zhao got up slowly, went to wash slowly.

For some reason, he always felt that Yu Tingwan’s gaze occasionally fell on him.

Wei Zhao turned his head to look at her, and Yu Tingwan casually looked away.

So he didn’t ask.

Sugar was added to the porridge again.

Wei Zhao did not like the sweet taste.

He had mentioned it many times, and Yu Tingwan had heard it.

But the girl just let it in one ear and out the other, seriously saying that life was bitter and she had to sweeten the mouth a bit.

Over these days, Wei Zhao had gotten used to it. He just slightly furrowed his brows, then spooned it into his mouth bite by bite.

Halfway through eating, he stopped.

"Why keep staring at me?"

The scene really struck her hard.

The girl looked at the man in front of her.

"Watching how a person can have two faces."

Wei Zhao: ???

He looked at Yu Tingwan oddly.

Who knew the girl looked even odder than him.

Wei Zhao: ...

It really wasn’t right.

Since last night, Yu Tingwan wasn’t right.

It’s really not that Wei Zhao didn’t want to think more, but the girl’s eyes were clean and clear, without shyness, only curious observation.

But she wasn’t observing him, she was observing his... hand.

Wei Zhao frowned: "Did it offend you?"

Yu Tingwan couldn’t give an answer.

After all, in her past life, her face was flushed, seeming... quite fond.

"Maybe."

"Oh."

Yu Tingwan: ???

She was confused: "Oh?"

Wei Zhao said flatly, "Then bear with it, can’t exactly chop it off."

The conversation couldn’t go on.

As Yu Tingwan just leaned over, Wei Zhao moved inward to avoid her.

"Talk all you want, just don’t get so close."

Yu Tingwan: ??

The girl was furious: "Why avoid me like that! Could I even do anything to you?"

Wei Zhao: "Others wouldn’t, but you might... who knows."

"Won’t allow this, won’t allow that, those men who go to brothels looking for fun haven’t even spent silver and still seize the chance to grope and grab a little hand. We’re a proper couple, married and all."

Because of this, Yu Tingwan was disheartened: "You hurt me."

Wei Zhao mimicked her tone: "Don’t be like that, I’m quite scared."

And so, he took another hit.

Wei Zhao just shut up.

Yu Tingwan still hadn’t quenched her anger, and it was then she heard a hoarse ’caw caw’ sound.

The girl suddenly looked towards the window.

The crow had returned, bouncing around.

Its feathers black with a blue-purple sheen, called Qing Ya.

Yu Tingwan’s eyes brightened suddenly.

However, Qing Ya didn’t look at her, its eyes as small as mung beans gazed intently at Wei Zhao.

When Wei Shao raised his eyes to look at it.

Qing Ya immediately straightened up, vividly mimicking the words it had heard.

Mm, swear words.

"Pah! Damn old bastard, got no place to be buried even if dead! Finally found someone willing to sell a cart, didn’t mind that the cattle were old and skinny, and he actually had the nerve to ask for three silver pieces."

Just by listening, it was Old Man Zhou’s words.

What else could be done, he and Matchmaker Liu wouldn’t be at ease as long as they stayed another day.

The old bastard saw his urgency, refused to lower the price.

He could only grit his teeth and buy it.

Yu Tingwan was surprised.

Wei Zhao had mentioned that the crow could talk, but this was the first time she’d heard it.

It was quite articulate, even mimicking Old Man Zhou’s indignant tone.

But this was obviously not what Yu Tingwan wanted to hear.

She pursed her lips and looked at Wei Zhao.

Wei Zhao: "Go again."

Qing Ya flapped its wings and left again.

Half an hour later, it came back.

It hopped around: "That Granny Fan was sneaking around the door, probably eyeing our silver."

"That rotten hag only ever gossips, I caught her badmouthing the father-in-law privately, calling him short-lived, and she refused to admit it when caught, her mouth stinks like she can spit manure!"

Wei Zhao: "Go again."

Qing Ya, without a hint of grievance, energetically left again.

After another half-hour, it returned.

It continued to mimic authentically.

"Where’s that troublemaker?"

"Gone, said the child has a fever."

"Serves her right, let her go back to her parents’ home, that’s karma, if you ask me, that child should die too!"

"Father, no matter what, that child calls you granddad."

Having said too much in one breath, Qing Ya was a bit tired, it took a moment. 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

"Not a seed from our family, who cares. Caiying, I only care about you and the child."

Yu Tingwan had a moment where she wanted to vomit.

It was really disgusting.

This time, without Wei Zhao having to instruct, Qing Ya volunteered to go again.

Yu Tingwan listened so many times, yet hadn’t heard anything meaningful.

But things like this couldn’t be rushed.

As she was about to find something to do, unexpectedly Qing Ya came back quickly this time.

It stretched its neck and said: "You dead man, taking drugs again."

Taking drugs?

"With that troublemaker here, you and I haven’t slept in a long time, don’t you want to?"

Qing Ya was excited: "I’ll be gentle, won’t disturb our son."

Oh, aphrodisiac.

Yu Tingwan knew! She had to act!

Qing Ya had more to say, but under Wei Zhao’s cold gaze, it stopped.

Wei Zhao really found these things unpleasant to hear.

There were plenty of vulgar talkers in the army.

Wei Zhao could take it calmly, but now there’s a girl here too.

Wei Zhao coughed lightly, looking at Yu Tingwan.

Mm, she was very excited.

Wei Zhao: ...

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At the Village Chief’s house.

There were six hunters invited, in high spirits, carrying arrows, all ready to head up the mountain.

The Village Chief, worried, chased after them to remind: "Thank you for making this trip, be careful."

They agreed with a smile.

Xilin Village had paid for their trouble.

Besides, if they managed to kill the tiger and sell it, that would fetch a lot of money.

Just not sure... how hard it would be to deal with.

"Don’t worry, uncle, we’ll go check it out first."

As soon as they left, villagers crowded into the Village Chief’s house waiting for news. Really anxious, didn’t dare sleep the whole night yesterday.

The men gathered in one circle, the women in another.

All with a grave expression.

Just then, a crow flew over, circling in the air.

No one paid attention to it.

But it couldn’t stop calling loudly.

"Oh dear, oh dear, in such a hurry, take off your clothes first."

Everyone curiously looked over.

"How come it can talk, has it become a spirit?"

"That’s not surprising, selling parrots in the county, they said birds can be trained. Said they can learn to talk."

"But who keeps such a thing in our village?"

Qing Ya continued to call: "Father-in-law, who do you think is better, me or mother-in-law?"

Everyone in astonishment: ???

All looked at each other.

What did they just hear?

"Wha... what?"

"Who is it, from our village? Shouldn’t be."

Qing Ya shouted back loudly, heart-rendingly: "Of course, it’s you, Caiying."