I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

I am Racist.I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down barthe kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn't sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian wouldI went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That's wordplay. But who cares? I'm dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I'd have made would have gone to charityspecifically, 0.001% of it. See? I'm generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should've ended there.But if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that's it. Because, like I said, I don't care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don't work that way.Because, wellthere was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.