Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend-Chapter 976 - 67 This is Good Stuff Indeed

Chapter 976: Chapter 67 This is Good Stuff Indeed

Jiang Xu chuckled, not denying it.

His interaction with Lifuzhen was indeed uniquely odd.

He knew the woman wouldn’t really get angry.

After teasing Jiang Xu for a bit, Lifuzhen went to the kitchen and took out the sea snail.

“Goodness gracious.” Jiang Xu was astonished at the sight, “Is it really this big?”

One sea snail was as big as a basketball.

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Probably weighed about three or four kilograms.

It looked quite ‘fierce’ in appearance.

Deserving of a decade-old sea snail.

It certainly looked like it would be nourishing.

“Just you wait,” Lifuzhen shot Jiang Xu a big roll of her eyes, “I’m going to cook it right now.”

“You know how to cook?” Jiang Xu expressed his doubt.

Lifuzhen snorted, “Of course, I’ve enrolled in several cooking classes when bored, my cooking skills are pretty good.”

Jiang Xu naturally didn’t believe her but didn’t voice it out to further provoke the woman.

Instead, he said, “Then I’ll look forward to it.”

Lifuzhen carried the two sea snails back to the kitchen.

Jiang Xu sat down on the couch.

He was about to take out his phone to scroll through some short videos.

All of a sudden, he felt like he sat on something.

He stood up and yanked the cushion away.

Then Jiang Xu’s face turned dark.

There was a deep red thong…

This woman was really careless.

How could she leave something like that just lying around?

He thought about calling Lifuzhen out to deal with it but then gave it up after some thought.

He quickly put it back in its original place.

He feared calling Lifuzhen out might backfire, with her accusing him of deliberately taking it from her room, intending to use it for some unspeakable deeds.

She might say later, “My thong… has your fingerprints on it, let’s take it for testing if you deny it.”

By then, Jiang Xu wouldn’t be able to clear his name even if he jumped into a river.

Better to avoid creating trouble, he thought.

With that in mind, Jiang Xu found another spot to sit.

But as soon as he sat down, he felt something offensive again.

Upon lifting the cushion, he discovered a black lace-edged ‘protector.’

The style was relatively conservative.

Looking at the ‘item’ and then at the other cushions, Jiang Xu fell into contemplation.

Could it be… there was something under every cushion?

With this thought, he lifted each cushion one by one.

Then his face turned even blacker.

Indeed, as he had suspected.

Under each cushion was either a ‘protector’ or a thong…

All kinds of styles were present.

Conservative, bold, passionate, demure.

Bizarre and varied.

Jiang Xu could now confirm.

Lifuzhen was doing this 10,000 percent on purpose.

This woman was always scheming against him.

Too hateful.

Wait a minute.

He rushed to the kitchen.

To personally supervise her cooking.

To prevent her from adding something weird to the food when he wasn’t paying attention.

“What the hell?!”

As he entered the kitchen, Jiang Xu was startled, “When did you change into that outfit?”

Lifuzhen was wearing a normal dress just a short while ago.

But in the blink of an eye, she had changed into a super short sailor uniform.

It looked good, but the sudden change was so drastic it gave Jiang Xu quite the fright.

“Why the fuss?” Lifuzhen turned her head and pouted, “Of course it gets hot when someone cooks. What’s wrong with changing into cooler clothes?”

It sounded so logical that Jiang Xu had no comeback.

He could only give up talking and silently watch Lifuzhen cooking.

And you have to admit, her chopping and stir-frying techniques looked pretty professional.

Coupled with that outfit, it was quite a pleasant sight to behold.

While busy, Lifuzhen said to Jiang Xu, “Two sea snails, one steamed, one stir-fried with ginger, spring onion, and garlic. What do you think?”

Jiang Xu, “Whatever you decide is fine.”

Lifuzhen, “Stop speaking to me in that weird tone, or believe me, I’ll smash your stupid head!”

“…” Jiang Xu, “You’ve been quite testy lately, is menopause hitting?”

Lifuzhen, undeterred, shot back, “You can check for yourself whether it’s hit or not, since it’s so convenient.”

Jiang Xu was immediately knocked out of the argument.

This woman had become increasingly fierce.

“By the way,” Lifuzhen changed the subject, “have there been any good investment opportunities lately?

My over one hundred billion is just sitting in the bank gathering rust.

Getting over ten million in interest every day is just so uninspiring.”

Look at that, who even talks like that?

Jiang Xu had no energy to retort.

After thinking a bit, he said, “If you really want to invest, then go for cosmetics or health products.”

These two categories are super lucrative.

The wealthy are growing in number and the demand for both external and internal maintenance is increasing year by year.

Let’s not even mention others.

Just the Jiang family spends over ten billion a year on it.

It’s hard for ordinary people to imagine.

The effect, well, it’s quite obvious.

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Both Jiang Xu and An Nuonuo’s conditions in all aspects haven’t changed much since they were eighteen.

And the elders in the family look about twenty years younger than they actually are.

That’s the power of money.

“Okay then, I’ll look into it,” Lifuzhen nodded.

As they chatted, Lifuzhen had finished cooking.

Jiang Xu helped carry the dishes to the table.

Not to comment on the taste just yet, but the appearance alone was quite impressive.

And it smelled delicious.

Lifuzhen opened another bottle of red wine worth a million.

The poured liquid was a deep red, with a viscous consistency.

“Come on, let’s have a toast,” Lifuzhen raised her glass.

Jiang Xu, “You’re drinking this red wine without letting it breathe?”

Lifuzhen, “Let it breathe my ass, real women drink it straight.”

Jiang Xu, “…”

His silence was deafening.

Who had this woman been living with these past years, and where did she learn all this?

But it was quite amusing, actually.

Jiang Xu, not being pretentious, lifted his glass and clinked it with hers.

Hmm, even without decanting, the red wine tasted pretty good.

Rich and mellow.

He picked up a piece of the stir-fried sea snail with his chopsticks.

Perhaps due to the species, the meat of the ten-year-old sea snail wasn’t tough.

It was very crisp.

Lifuzhen’s culinary skills were surprisingly quite good.

“How is it, tastes good, right?” Lifuzhen asked proudly.

“Hmm, pretty decent,” Jiang Xu gave an honest appraisal.

Then he just buried his head and started eating.

A ten-year-old sea snail is a rarity.

Having stumbled upon it, naturally, he had to eat more of it.

Lifuzhen watched Jiang Xu with a giddy smile.

She herself ate little by little, slowly.

And from time to time, she would pick food for Jiang Xu.

Her mind was howling crazily: Eat more, hurry and eat more.

Once the effect of this thing kicks in, only I can save you, bahahaha…

Jiang Xu was unaware of Lifuzhen’s ‘nefarious intentions,’ eating meat and drinking wine contentedly.

Soon, his body just…..