Super Zoo-Chapter 388 - 384: Extreme Water Element Forbidden Curse

Suming yanked open the helicopter’s cabin door and revealed himself in the air dozens of meters high.

This action caught several people by surprise.

Zhao Yun thought this kid’s stubbornness had kicked in and he wanted to jump down to deal with the two fish thieves, so he quickly grabbed hold of Suming’s clothing to prevent him from doing anything foolish.

Jumping from a height of dozens of meters was no joke, even with water beneath. If one’s diving posture was wrong and they hit the water flat, the sheer force of the impact could knock a person unconscious;

Panda Yingying, with agility that completely defied its chubby body, zipped back to its seat in a flash, pressing its bulky frame against the opposite door, keeping a distance from Suming and clutching the seat belt with its two large paws as it stared at Suming warily.

Last time at Ocean Park, Suming had lifted it up pretending to smash a kidnapper with it. Yingying was terrified that this time, Suming would use it as a ’cannonball’ to pelt the fish thieves.

"Look, kid, come down if you dare!" the two fish thieves were rather brazen, bursting into ridicule after a moment of shock, laughing up at the plane above.

They could tell that Suming was basically powerless against them. Your journey continues with novelbuddy

Their makeshift rubber dinghy, though tattered, was surprisingly stable. With four large tires on each side, there was virtually no chance of it flipping over. They could navigate both large rivers and small streams, let alone a mere reservoir. Suming really didn’t have many options. His few tough guys weren’t here, and even if they were, it would be of no use. Even the biggest snapping turtle at hand might not be able to capsize the rubber boat.

However, Suming, of course, had his own methods.

What he did next left everyone dumbfounded. He quickly unzipped his pants, pulled out little Suming and bellowed,

"Water Curse: Wrath of the Rain God!"

Hissss... Suddenly, a pale yellow liquid appeared in the sky, tracing a beautiful arc, glistening under the sun like a small waterfall cascading down from the heavens...

"Holy shit!" The two guys below reacted quickly, pausing for less than a second before realizing what was happening, and quickly scrambled to the side of the boat to evade.

According to the law of free fall, a distance of dozens of meters would take at least a second for both liquids and solids, plus air buoyancy, the arc lengthening the distance due to various factors; in short, theoretically, these two should have been able to dodge this ’Wrath of the Rain God’.

But the problem was that the helicopter’s rotor was still spinning overhead, creating a strong wind—so strong that it rippled the water’s surface below, let alone a stream of urine?

The Water Curse: Wrath of the Rain God, with the addition of wind magic assistance from above, greatly escalated its power. A stream that initially was directed straight down was scattered into a sky full of fine droplets by the strong breeze, turning into a spring rain that gently descended from above.

Who can escape the rain? No one, unless they have an umbrella. Would the fish thieves bring umbrellas? Clearly, they wouldn’t.

The gentle spring rain, like a lover’s locks of hair, drifted over the cheeks of the fish thieves.

Unfortunately, this ’lover’ probably hadn’t washed its ’hair’ in years, making the smell quite unbearable.

"Yuck, holy crap..."

"**** it... Stinks to death, stinks to death..."

The rain pattered on the banana leaves, splattering noisily, soaking the two fish thieves on the small boat from head to toe.

The one with the fish spear who had just been pointing his middle finger upwards, his mouth gaped open laughing heartily, was now attended by several precise droplets of urine landing straight in his mouth. Suming had been feeling a bit ’heated’ lately, so naturally, his urine was a bit... intense.

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"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey!" The harpoon guy retched and spat vigorously.

Suming finished his pee, feeling completely refreshed. He shivered, gave it a couple shakes, holstered his ’weapon’, and burst into laughter looking down, "Sorry fellas, I lost my virginity ages ago. No virgin boy piss for you, make do with this!"

"Damn it, you little bastard, come down here and I’ll kill you!" The harpoon guy waved his weapon furiously.

"Come up here if you’ve got the guts!" Suming spat again, and a big glob flew out, but this time, by some luck, it missed the two men below.

"Mr. Zhao, got any pee?" Suming turned to ask Zhao Yun, who was sitting in the front row.

Zhao Yun was both irritated and amused. Even if he had to go, a man in his forties couldn’t just whip it out and wave it around like Suming without losing all dignity.

Moreover, when Suming unleashed his ’big move’, just like any man who inadvertently peeks at another man standing next to him at the urinal, Zhao Yun had taken a glance. After doing so, he felt somewhat inferior. No way was he willing to show ’little Zhao Yun’ in front of Suming.

Tony, however, wasn’t concerned about that. Firstly, he was focused on piloting the plane and didn’t see ’little Suming’ due to the angle, and secondly, as a foreigner, he was quite confident in that department.

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"What a pity!" Suming said regretfully, looking at Tony. Foreigner pee definitely smells stronger – would’ve been just the right flavor for those two bastards downstairs. But Tony needed to pilot the plane and couldn’t spare a hand to pee.

"Oh-oh..." Panda Yingying suddenly lay on its back on the seat, pointing vehemently at its belly with its paws.

Suming chuckled, Yingying’s little... cockerel had become fully inflated, standing tall and proud.

No wonder pandas struggled to reproduce. With such a huge body and such a tiny pecker, it was a pitiful sight. Maybe if they used the panda version of the Sunflower Manual, they wouldn’t even need to castrate themselves to practice it...

"Haha, you little rascal!" Suming laughed and flicked Yingying’s little... cockerel, then deftly unbuckled its seatbelt, picked up Yingying, and spread its legs towards the outside of the plane, all the while making "sizzling" noises with his mouth.

Yingying must have been holding it in, because despite its tiny pecker, it had a surprising amount in storage... A waterfall cascaded from above, turning into a rainstorm halfway down. If Suming had merely sprinkled a light rain earlier, Yingying’s outpouring was akin to a torrential downpour crashing from the skies!

"Haha, who says a short cock is useless! Might be short, but I sure am mighty!" Suming heartily praised Yingying, who seemed to blush and covered its eyes with its paws, snuggling into Suming’s chest.

The two fish thieves below, having been continuously bombarded with pee, finally realized that they were sitting ducks on the water, utterly powerless to retaliate.

What else could they do? They swallowed their pride, because pee wasn’t sulfuric acid – a couple of gulps wouldn’t kill them. They desperately rowed towards the wetlands to get closer.

"Damn, kid, you’re asking for it! Crap, row faster!"

They saw that in another ten meters or so they would reach the shallow waters of the wetlands. Once they got ashore, Suming wouldn’t be able to do much to them.

Just then, three or four more men emerged from the woods of the wetlands, waving nets, buckets, and one with a machete, signaling to the two fish thieves.

"Kid! Come down here, I’ll definitely kill you!" Seeing backup arrive, the harpoon man grew insolent again.

Suming looked around. The company’s fishing boat could be seen in the distance, but waiting for Liang Shi to come over with the boat, those guys would be long gone. He absolutely couldn’t let them reach shore and regroup.

"Got anything else to drop on them?" Suming shouted to Tony. If nothing else worked, he was even considering tearing out a seat to throw down.

Tony was a clever fellow. Inspired by Suming’s ’water curse’, his eyes lit up: "Gasoline! Boss, we have ten gallons of spare gasoline in the back!"

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