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Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 671: Hehehe. Your Sword Is Too Soft to Leave a Mark on Me.
375-Dimensional Waters.
“Die!”
Hiss the Beheader, one of the Five Pirate Kings, swiftly swung his sword.
Piyot! Piyot!
[Messenger Bird Secret Skill! Emergency Delivery!]
Piyot dodged the sword slash and quickly closed the distance to attack Hiss.
However—
Clang!
Unlike the previous pirate kings, Hiss easily deflected Piyot’s attack with his sword.
“Hmph! Did you think defeating a few weaklings meant you could challenge me?”
It’s dangerous!
Sensing Hiss’s killing intent, Piyot quickly tried to widen the gap between them.
“You’re too late! Secret Skill! Heaven and Earth Slash!”
Hiss grinned and unleashed a flurry of slashes toward Piyot, forming a thick, massive wall of sword energy flying straight at him.
It was a technique designed to annihilate all living things on heaven and earth.
There’s no way to dodge it!
As Piyot hesitated, unable to escape,
“Piyot! Hide behind me!”
Yuren stepped in front of Piyot.
Boom!
Screech! Screech!
Yuren blocked Hiss’s attack with his body, letting out a scream of pain.
“Hehehe. Your sword is too soft to leave a mark on me.”
Despite the excruciating pain, Yuren didn’t forget to keep up his bravado.
“You bastard! How dare you mock me?!”
Unfortunately, his words only enraged the situation further.
Typical Yuren—the King of Misfortune—attracting even more trouble.
“Final Move! Dimensional Slash!”
Furious at Yuren’s taunts, Hiss swung his sword with even more force.
If this hits, I’m dead!
Piyot!
[Yuren! Dodge it!]
“Wha—?!”
Sensing danger, Piyot grabbed Yuren and yanked him out of the attack’s path just in time.
Slice—
Hiss’s attack cut through empty air, and the sliced space split open, revealing another world—
Level 1 World: Earth.
Water naturally flows from high places to low places.
The same rule applied to the Dimensional Sea. Energy from the dimensional waters began flowing into Earth, the lowest-level world.
The drop in level created a massive suction force.
Piyot!
[We’re being pulled in!]
“What?!”
“Moeng! What do we do?!”
Being the closest to the rift, Piyot, Yuren, and Poyo were sucked into Earth, along with the pirate ships trailing behind them.
“Moeng?! It smells amazing!”
It’s getting stronger!
Gulp.
Even as the crisis unfolded, Poyo couldn’t resist salivating at the thick scent of misfortune emanating from somewhere nearby.
“Faster! Full speed ahead!”
“Kuhahaha! Full power!”
The pirate ships, now accelerating, gave off an even stronger scent of misfortune as they sped toward Earth.
They didn’t resist the flow but instead let the current of the Dimensional Sea carry them faster.
They were part of the sea now.
And once the water filled up and leveled out, the flow would naturally stop.
Of course, in the process, any submerged worlds would be destroyed—but that was none of their concern.
Earth.
“Mom! Don’t leave the house, okay?!”
Shouting urgently to Kim Miran, Sejun rushed out of the basement.
“Iona, put up a barrier around the area.”
“Kyut, kyut, kyut. Yes! Power of magic...”
Sejun asked Iona to protect the house with magic. Although Iona specialized in destructive spells, her other magic was also top-notch.
As Iona began casting spells—
“Guys!”
Sejun called his companions to prepare.
Then—
“Wide Area Ten-Layer Shield.”
Iona completed a massive, ten-layer barrier that covered a 1-kilometer radius around Sejun’s house.
They dare target Earth—where my home is—and even steal my money?!
“Queng! That way!”
Queng!
Boom!
Fueled by Sejun’s rage, Queng used telekinesis to launch itself at supersonic speed toward the invaders.
As they neared the enemy—
“What?!”
Why are they here?!
Sejun spotted Piyot, Yuren, and Poyo fighting pirates atop the ships.
Piyot!
[Sejun! Theo! I’m so sorry!]
Seeing Sejun and Theo, Piyot quickly flew over to apologize.
However—
“Hehehe. Sejun! Why are you here?”
“Mohehe. Sejun, can I lick you once?”
Completely oblivious to the situation, Yuren and Poyo grinned cheerfully.
And then—
“Hiss! Yuren, this is Chairman Park’s hometown! You made him mad, nya!”
Grrr. Kkin! Kkin!
[Growl. Hey! Our housekeeper’s mad! Don’t mess with us!]
Theo and Kamangi scolded Yuren and Poyo, putting them in their place.
“Sorry...”
“We’re really sorry...”
Only then did Yuren and Poyo begin to grasp the severity of their actions and apologize.
At that moment—
“You rats! I’ve finally found you!”
Hiss appeared before them, stepping across the pirate ships with a twisted grin.
However—
“Kyut-kyut-kyut! Rats?! Did you just call me a rat?! By the power of gravity...”
Hiss had made the mistake of saying something he shouldn’t have.
“Black Hole.”
The powerful pull of the black hole began sucking in nearby ships.
“Argh! Dimensional Slash!”
To avoid being sucked in, Hiss stabbed his sword into the dimensional rift to anchor himself.
“No way, nya! We need to collect the money first!”
Theo quickly searched Hiss’s pockets and grabbed anything valuable.
“You—!”
Hiss tried to stop Theo but couldn’t because of the black hole.
Once Theo gathered all the valuables—
“Puhuhut. Goodbye, nya!”
Whack.
Plop.
Theo knocked Hiss unconscious and stamped him, sending him spiraling into the black hole.
If luck allowed, they might see him again someday.
Once Hiss vanished, Iona stopped the black hole spell.
“Puhuhut.”
Theo picked up the sword Hiss had left behind in the rift.
And—
“Guys, hurry up and grab anything valuable!”
Sejun and his group began looting the pirate ships to recover the money they had spent preventing Earth’s collapse—and to buy more time to attend Kyungchul’s wedding.
After looting three ships—
“You scoundrels!”
The massive black ship, Black Maw, appeared, carrying Kamous and the remaining four pirate kings.
[Kamous and the Four Kings have entered. New quest triggered.]
[Quest: Defeat Kamous and the Four Kings—Nass the Slaughterer and others.]
At the same time, a new system message appeared—
[To prevent Earth’s collapse, will you pay the enemy’s lodging fees?]
“Hah. Pay it.”
Sejun grimaced as he handed over more money.
Kuhehehe. Queng!
[Hehehe. Dad, Queng wants that ship!]
Queng’s eyes sparkled as it gazed at the massive Black Maw, a ship far larger and more impressive than its old toy ship, Queng’s Ark.
And—
“Hehehe. Fine. That ship’s yours, Queng.”
Sejun, who initially planned to only take money, decided to claim the ship as well.
“You dare mock us?! I’ll erase you along with the world behind you! Fire the Doomsday Cannon!”
Kamous, enraged, ordered his men.
Clank.
The ship’s bow opened like a mouth.
Clatter—
A massive cannon emerged from the split opening.
Boom!
With a thunderous roar, the enormous cannonball hurtled toward Sejun and his companions.
Queng! Queng!
[Dad, they attacked! I’ll punish them!]
Boom!
The fake Doomsday Cannon’s projectile vanished as it collided with Queng’s punch—the true fist of destruction.
“Everyone, attack!”
Kkin!
[Go get them, brothers!]
“Hiss! They attacked us, nya! Stamp them!”
“Kyuu-kyuu-kyuu—”
Quack!
Piyot!
“On it!”
“Mohehehe!”
Sejun’s command and Kamangi’s cheer launched the counterattack.
Moments later—
All the pirates, now stamped by Theo, knelt on the deck.
Kuhehehe. Queng! Queng!
[Hehehe. Queng has a new ship! Queng is now the captain of a big ship!]
Queng held the wheel and played the part of a proud captain.
“Hehehe.”
“Puhuhut.”
Sejun and Theo gleefully searched the Black Maw—now renamed Black Queng’s Ark—for treasure.
However—
“Hey. You call yourselves notorious pirates, and this is all the treasure you’ve got?”
Disappointed with the haul, Sejun interrogated Kamous, who sat with a stamp on his forehead.
Though they’d recovered the money spent on the pirates’ lodging fees and earned enough treasure to extend their stay by another day—
‘Is this all a great pirate has?!’
Sejun had expected them to be rich enough to buy the whole world, thanks to pirate stories raising his expectations.
“There’s more treasure stored in my headquarters at Grondra. What’s on the ship doesn’t compare.”
“Oh! That’s what I expected from a great pirate! I trusted you!”
Fortunately, Kamous didn’t disappoint Sejun’s hopes.
At that moment—
“Kyut, kyut, kyut. Sejun, the fixed coordinates are engraved.”
Iona, who had marked Queng’s Ark with fixed coordinates, reported her success.
Now, no matter where the ship moved, they could teleport directly to it.
“Good. Knock them out.”
“Puhuhut. Got it, nya!”
Queng!
Quack!
Boom!
Following Sejun’s order, Theo, Queng, and Black Rabbit knocked out the pirates.
It was a precaution to prevent escape or sabotage.
And—
“Please! Knock me out! I don’t want to get hit by that bear!”
The pirates pushed each other toward Theo and Black Rabbit, desperate to avoid Queng’s punches.
Boom! Boom!
Watching their crewmates get knocked out by Queng, the pirates knew they wouldn’t survive such punishment.
Boom!
‘I’ll get you once we reach headquarters...’
Kamous vowed revenge before being knocked out cold by Queng.
With the pirates unconscious—
“Guys, we’re going to be late. Let’s go.”
Sejun gathered his companions and headed to Kyungchul’s wedding.
Piyot, Yuren, and Poyo also came along.
The reason? Yuren.
Leaving Yuren behind guaranteed 100% disaster for Queng’s Ark.
Leaving only Yuren and Poyo seemed risky, and taking just Yuren would upset the others.
After weighing all possibilities, bringing everyone was the safest choice.
Queng!
Rumble.
Once Queng used its strength to close the dimensional rift—
[Earth has absorbed an uncontrollable amount of dimensional energy.]
[Earth’s balance has collapsed.]
[Earth will be destroyed in 10 minutes.]
A message appeared before Sejun.
The rift had been open too long, but the primary culprit was Yuren’s misfortune.
“No way, nya!”
This is the homeland of the Great Hybrid Chairman Park, nya!
Theo stretched out a paw and started pouring a fortune into stabilizing Earth.
Colliding with Yuren’s misfortune, Theo’s luck transformed into extraordinary fortune.
[Earth has begun evolving into a Level 2 world by stabilizing the incoming dimensional energy.]
[Evolution will be complete in 1 hour.]
Earth had secretly begun its evolution into Level 2.
Kyungchul’s Wedding.
“Congratulations, Kyungchul.”
“Thank you.”
Kyungchul shook hands with guests offering congratulations.
Is Sejun not coming?
He glanced around frequently, hoping to introduce his wife to Sejun, the man who had made him Earth’s strongest hunter.
Meanwhile—
“This is Pigeon. No sign of Black Farmer yet.”
“This is Eagle. Black Farmer was spotted at his Hannam-dong residence. Likely heading toward Gangnam. Stand by.”
Top-level government agents from various countries were also lying in wait for Sejun.
Officially, Earth’s strongest hunter was Kyungchul, but they knew the real strongest was Sejun.
They were waiting to confirm whether Sejun and Kyungchul were genuinely close friends.
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Sejun’s relationships and their intimacy levels were classified as national secrets.
However—
“The ceremony will begin soon. Guests, please take your seats.”
As the ceremony started, Sejun still hadn’t arrived.
Guess he’s not coming.
The agents began preparing to withdraw.
Rumble!
Suddenly, a loud noise echoed from the sky.
“What’s that?”
Kaito, an agent from Japan’s intelligence service, frowned as he looked up at the clear sky, already annoyed by their failed mission.
Then—
“What?!”
It’s Park Sejun!
Kaito spotted Sejun and his companions descending onto the wedding hall’s roof.
“Team Leader! Park Sejun has arrived!”
“This is Pigeon! Black Farmer has appeared!”
The agents, who had been ready to retreat, sprang into action.