Showbiz Scandal: The Official Announcement of My Ex and Myself-Chapter 101: The Magnificent Muscle Warrior of Hundred-Faced Gang Dan

Chapter 101: Chapter 101: The Magnificent Muscle Warrior of Hundred-Faced Gang Dan

In the end, it was Yu Xia who won.

A streak of victories left her feeling light-headed, and even the blazing sun felt like an enjoyable vacation in Sanya.

"Little Fairy, don’t rush, it’s normal to lose to me. You can challenge others later."

Wei Yaoyao seized the moment and said, "Why don’t Xie Qingci challenge Song Xi? Since we’re here, it’s only Xie Qingci’s secret techniques that we haven’t figured out yet. Show us?"

Yu Xia looked at Xie Qingci.

He remained unfazed and said, "I’ve already faced Song Xi before. How about challenging you? I also want to see how extensive your English vocabulary is."

Song Xi chuckled inwardly.

Wei Yaoyao was game for anything, ruffling his curls: "Alright! Bring it on!"

Xie Qingci slowly opened up his secrets book, starting from the last page, and after flipping through a few pages aimlessly, he recited as if reading a textbook:

"Third skill, over-the-shoulder throw."

Yu Xia pondered secretly—among the steps to win a man’s heart, does an over-the-shoulder throw count as ordinary or serious?

It should be considered serious, right? This involves real martial arts, doesn’t it? Then it probably isn’t the third skill, this guy is lying.

But Wei Yaoyao doesn’t know that.

He doesn’t even know what direction Xie Qingci’s secret techniques are in, so when he heard that move, he even asked, "So your secret techniques are the real deal! Is it Taekwondo or Tai Chi or what?"

Xie Qingci: "You’ll have to guess that yourself. Make your move."

Wei Yaoyao thought for a moment and raised his hand to perform the Ultraman laser shooting move.

First the right hand, then the left hand, and then alternating his hands while making weird poses and loudly yelling:

"what’s! your! name! I’m Ben! How are you! I’m fine thanks! and you?"

He seemed to have danced an Indian hip hop routine, just missing a flute to twist into an Indian snake.

Xie Qingci looked at Wei Yaoyao, who had danced right in front of him, with a blank expression, just wanting to call him crazy.

After unleashing his ultimate move, Wei Yaoyao clutched his chest and panted, leaning on Chi Qiao’s shoulder, looking at Xie Qingci with a confident smile.

"I couldn’t gauge your strength, so I had to use the most lethal sword technique I’ve acquired over twenty years. This sword technique is unbeatable to this day. Just give up resisting."

He coughed twice and added, "You should feel honored, using this move shows that I value you as an opponent, after all, using it requires a bathing and incense burning ritual for forty-nine days."

Yu Xia: "Then you’ve been marinated properly, haven’t you?"

"..." Wei Yaoyao pretended not to hear, continuing with his last line, "In any case, you can die with honor today!"

Staff member: "Xie Qingci wins, Wei Yaoyao stays back and waits."

Wei Yaoyao: "...Pfft—"

He spat out a mouthful of old blood, rolled his eyes, and was about to collapse.

Yu Xia quickly ran a few steps forward to catch him, grabbed him, and shook him hard.

"Wei Yaoyao, pull yourself together! Pull yourself together!"

His curly hair was almost shaken loose, and before he could speak, Yu Xia tremblingly held out her index finger under his nose.

Feeling the warm breath, she blatantly lied with her eyes open: "No breath! He’s gone! A generation of great heroes has fallen like this—truly a blessing... no, a great sorrow for our Cultivation World!"

Wei Yaoyao opened his eyes and looked at her speechlessly: "......"

Xie Qingci bent down to half-heartedly separate them, coldly saying as he pulled Wei Yaoyao away, "Sorry, one great hero, may you rest in peace."

"Why are you going along with the act? You’ve changed, Xie Qingci!" 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

Just about to scold him by the brotherly way, they heard noises from a small path behind.

Shu Ran and Ning Yunchao walked in slowly, looking at their group curiously: "Why are you all gathered here? A melee?"

Yu Xia wiped her tears and flicked them away like something worthless.

"Yeah, just witnessing everyone’s secrets. Shu Ran, what’s your secret technique?"

Shu Ran would never expose herself like that, so she asked back, "What’s yours? You tell me, and I’ll tell you."

"There are some we don’t even know," Song Xi walked up a few steps from the side, "and I think it’s more fun if these secrets are experienced in a challenge."

Yu Xia looked at Ning Yunchao, her expression a bit excited: "Exactly, you have to experience them in real combat! Ning Yunchao versus Wei Yaoyao would be a spectacle!"

Song Xi laughed and said, "No, I think a match with Chi Qiao would be more exciting."

Chi Qiao gave him a push: "I think your moves are the most entertaining."

Yu Xia wanted to nod in agreement, but when she turned and caught a glimpse of Xie Qingci’s face, her words were suddenly silenced.

Why did it feel like she was a spineless nobleman constantly being watched by a strict wife?

She shook her head to dismiss such a strange thought.

After much persuasion, Shu Ran still didn’t reveal her moves in front of them, and in the end, sent Ning Yunchao forward to combat.

It seemed to divide them haphazardly into two factions, with their side sending Chi Qiao to face off.

Ning Yunchao: "My old age leads me to youthful fervor, holding a leash in my left hand, a sky in my right!"

Chi Qiao: "Gagaga haha gagaga~"

"...Well, that move leaves no room for retreat!" Ning Yunchao grunted ha ha, and launched a second attack, "Softly I slink away!!!"

Yu Xia provided commentary: "That’s not slinking softly, that’s driving a heavy truck away, scared no one will hear."

The group hiding in the shadows laughed with goose-like sounds.

Chi Qiao, still giggling, performed his second move.

"So I’ll go gag! Gagaga! Gagaga! Hiya!"

Ning Yunchao: "...I couldn’t decipher your move pattern, you’re too strong!"

Chi Qiao: "You’re not so bad, either. Those two lines of poetry completely confused me, I almost fell into your trap."

With that, the two shook hands wistfully.

They wiped tears while confessing heartfelt emotions, eyes brimming with tears.

Everyone awaited the staff’s judgment on levels, but Yu Xia turned to look at Shu Ran.

Just in time to catch Shu Ran’s gaze coming over.

The two exchanged a look and subtly pulled each other’s hand.

"Duel?"

"Sure."

They quickly agreed and left the other guys behind, heading off together.

"Shu Ran, are you planning to take them down one by one? That’s too slow, isn’t it?"

Shu Ran didn’t look back: "My secret technique is a bit embarrassing, I’d rather not reveal it in front of everyone."

She raised an eyebrow: "How embarrassing? More embarrassing than Little Fairy?"

Shu Ran looked at her: "Your secret is Little Fairy?"

"Not mine, it’s Song Xi’s."

After speaking, she asked again: "So what is your secret technique exactly, Shu Ran? Don’t worry, I have a high tolerance for embarrassing things."

Shu Ran didn’t answer right away, found a spot not directly under the sun, stood there, took her hands, and took a deep breath.

She was infected by this mysterious ritual and also took a deep breath.

Then Shu Ran, with a straight face, told her:

"My secret technique is ’The Beautiful Sturdy Men Warriors of the Shapeshifting Gang Dan’."

Yu Xia opened her mouth: "...Ah, that..."

That was indeed a bit embarrassing.

Who knew Gang Dan would make a comeback in a sequel!