Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!-Chapter 40 - Your Love Is Full of Mishaps

Was [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] miserable?

Yes, but no matter how badly he suffered, he never once considered suicide.

Good heavens.

Melancholic Stardew was really worthy of her online name.

She looked as cute as a star.

But once depressed, she would slit her veins with a knife.

"Not long after your first suicide attempt failed, you learned that the boy and his girlfriend had broken up."

"This news gives you the motivation to continue living." 𝗯𝐞𝐝𝗻𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥.𝐜𝗼𝐦

"You wanted to confess immediately, but your mother stood by your side."

"You became increasingly worried that your mother wouldn't approve of your relationship, worsening your situation."

"Not long after, he added you to a group chat alone and asked you for help with math."

"You had an idea and deliberately added a formula to the math questions you teach that spells I love you."

"You think he is rejecting you with silence because you confessed to him for a month in a row without receiving a response."

"Thus, your second suicide attempt happened."

"Little did you know that he couldn't understand your special code at all."

Many viewers who were drinking water or other beverages spat them out.

"I choked on water. Call an ambulance, call an ambulance!"

"Is this the love of a straight-A student? Mom, I'm scared!"

"I give full marks to her for using a mathematical formula to express her love to a person who sucks at math."

"Brothers, are there any girls giving you guys "math questions" too?"

"Yes, my sister."

"Whoa, calm down there."

"My sister is my math teacher."

"A moment of silence for you."

The netizens never expected Melancholic Stardew's way of courtship to be this roundabout.

Anyone with a brain could see that if the person she was crushing on could solve these complex mathematical equations on his own, why would he seek her help?

"While you were recovering in the hospital, the boy brought you a fruit basket and gently consoled you for a long time," Chen Yu continued.

"Your heart is filled with the sweetness of love again, and you think he still has a good impression of you."

"After you were discharged from the hospital, you found out that the boy was hooked on playing a mobile game."

"You immediately register an account and team up with him daily."

"About a month later, you two got close in-game."

"You deliberately revealed you were a student of his school, and the boy immediately asked to meet you."

"On the day of the meeting, you dressed up beautifully and waited at the agreed location in advance."

"After waiting for an hour, the boy didn't appear. Thus, you went in-game and asked him why he hadn't arrived yet."

"In response, he just cursed you all the time. You felt as if thousands of arrows had pierced your heart, and your heart ached so badly that you nearly passed out."

"When you went online the next day, his account had already been deleted."

"You thought you were deceived."

"This was the third time you tried committing suicide."

"The truth is that the boy dropped his phone the moment he left his house." He didn't go to the agreed-upon location because he needed to report his missing phone to the police."

"Later, a naughty kid picked up his phone. It just happened that the child guessed the correct password at random."

"He happened to be playing this game at the time, so he clicked on it."

"Not long ago, this brat was scammed of all his equipment by a swindler who pretended to be a female player."

After saying this much, Chen Yu didn't continue, and the witty netizens had already guessed what happened next.

The child lashed out with obscenities, something that many netizens had experienced.

Many remembered being tortured by the foul mouths of these devilish brats.

"After the third time you attempted suicide and were rescued, you were in tears every minute of the day, and your heartache increased daily."

"Just then, you heard that a gang member outside school injured this boy."

"You rushed to the hospital immediately and brought him food daily."

"His thanks and smiles to you were enough to fill you with happiness once again."

"You thought your thoughtfulness touched him."

"So, you decided to confess when he recovers."

"One day, you went to deliver food as usual and found that his bed was empty."

"You jumped to a conclusion, and your heartache clouded your judgment. You walked with difficulty to the hospital's roof and planned to jump."

"Fortunately, you fainted before you committed suicide and once again saved your life."

Chen Yu shook his head.

This girl was exemplary in every way, but she just lacked something in her brain.

"He didn't leave without saying goodbye; his injuries had relapsed the night before. He was transferred from the school's hospital to a better hospital."

The netizens didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing that.

Chen Yu was right.

Melancholic Stardew's love story was full of all kinds of misfortunes.

They've seen people who have difficulty confessing their love, but not to the extent of Melancholic Stardew.

She was deliberately increasing the difficulty on her own.

At that moment, the woman looked at her daughter with complicated emotions.

She and her father were both courageous people.

When her father quit his job to start a business, he only thought about it for ten minutes.

Why would their daughter be this hesitant?

No wonder she didn't see any traces of her daughter being in love on her phone or her social media.

Even as her mother, she couldn't understand her daughter's way of doing things.

"During this period when you couldn't meet your beloved, you anonymously posted your story on a dating website in order to relieve your anxiety."

"A reader suggested you might have Broken Heart Syndrome, an illness that makes you want to die whenever your heart is broken."

"He also said that this is an elegant illness that only women who are loyal to love will have."

"You roughly checked the description of Broken Heart Syndrome, and you felt exactly the same as its description."

"Thus, you decided to leave this world poignantly and beautifully."

Not only were the netizens stunned, but even Melancholic Stardew's mother was also dumbfounded.

Was this really her daughter?

She was like a sentimental young lady from classic literature.

Her mother went online daily to learn what young people liked and the Internet's slang to have a common topic with her daughter.

She had thought her daughter committed suicide time and time again because she didn't care about her enough.

Because her daughter had lost her father when she was young, this, along with other factors, should have been the cause for her to develop depression and a tendency to commit suicide.

Never in her dreams would she think that this was the actual reason for her daughter's behavior.

"After you attempted suicide five times in a row, your mother was so scared that she almost lost her soul."

"She placed her career aside and stayed home with you daily."

"After that, you thought of giving up on this love."

"On the fifth day after you returned home, the boy sent a message to you, saying that he was back."

"Reading the message, your heart suddenly started to beat faster."

"You think your fate hasn't ended yet."

"You asked him out to your high school when he returns here during his summer break to visit both of your ex-teachers."

"This was an opportunity to confess when you two are alone."

"You didn't expect to be stopped by your mother."

"She's worried you would seek death again by going out alone, so she won't let you go out no matter what."

"Noticing that you were getting agitated, your mother had no choice but to call a psychiatrist and inject you with a sedative."

"When you woke up, it was already midnight."

"The boy sent you a message asking why you stood him up."

"You don't know how to explain yourself. You felt you had let him down, and it's better for you to die."

Chen Yu explained everything calmly.

"After learning that you tried committing suicide for the sixth time, the boy immediately visited your house."

"This time, the situation is a little different."